Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 30/31 | 2nd Round, games 1-3 | Are the Phoenix Suns going to murder you? | BasketballGM

I love my child(s). HeÄs doing what his dad wasn't able too - and vice versa it seems.
 
My kid has done better than me.

Assist list seems broken though.
 
nimic said:
Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.

A reminder: this simulation started in 1996, so everything listed after that happened in this game. Everything before is historical data (which is already in the game).

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs

GameScore
  1. --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
  2. --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
  3. --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
  4. --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
  5. --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
  6. --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
  7. --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
  8. --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
  9. --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
  10. --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)
Points
  1. --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
  2. --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
  3. --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
  4. --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
  5. --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
  6. --- 63 Solius (2014)
  7. --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
  8. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
  9. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
  10. --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
  11. --- 59 Nobbers (2020)
Rebounds
  1. --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
  2. --- 36 altodevil (2009)
  3. --- 35 altodevil (2006)
  4. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
  5. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
  6. --- 34 altodevil (2002)
  7. --- 34 altodevil (2007)
  8. --- 34 altodevil (2015)
  9. --- 33 altodevil (2000)
  10. --- 33 altodevil (2001)
Assists
  1. --- 27 reelworld (2007)
  2. --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
  3. --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
  4. --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
  5. --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
  6. --- 24 V.O. (2010)
  7. --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
  8. --- 23 V.O. (2007)
  9. --- 23 V.O. (2011)
  10. --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
  11. --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
  12. --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
  13. --- 23 Two Nil (2019)
Steals
  1. --- 16 altodevil (2004)
  2. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
  3. --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
  4. --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
  5. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
  6. --- 12 altodevil (2000)
  7. --- 12 altodevil (2003)
  8. --- 12 altodevil (2005)
  9. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
  10. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
Blocks
  1. --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
  2. --- 15 altodevil (2002)
  3. --- 14 altodevil (2009)
  4. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
  5. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
  6. --- 13 altodevil (2006)
  7. --- 13 altodevil (2007)
  8. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
  9. --- 13 altodevil (2016)
  10. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
Three Pointers Made
  1. --- 13 Solius (2014)
  2. --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
  3. --- 12 SebJr (2018)
  4. --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
  5. --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
  6. --- 11 Samid (2007)
  7. --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
  8. --- 11 Dan II (2020)
  9. --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
  10. --- 11 Nobbers (2020)

Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)
  1. hobbers (2005)
  2. Kevin Durant (2013)
  3. BenitoSTARR (2009)
  4. BenitoSTARR (2010)
  5. Kevin Durant (2014)
  6. Solius (2005)
  7. Kevin Durant (2012)
  8. BenitoSTARR (2008)
  9. hobbers (2006)
  10. Michael Jordan (1988)
  11. Nobbers (2020)
  12. BenitoSTARR (2007)
  13. Kevin Durant (2015)
  14. hobbers (2009)
  15. hobbers (2008)
  16. hobbers (2004)
  17. sontodevil (2017)
  18. Michael Finley (1998)
  19. Kevin Durant (2016)
  20. hobbers (2002)

Career Earnings (guaranteed)
  1. --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
  2. --- $350.72m Solius
  3. --- $334.49m hobbers
  4. --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
  5. --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
  6. --- $303.92m altodevil
  7. --- $293.15m The Cub
  8. --- $289.82m sontodevil
  9. --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
  10. --- $259.80m P-Nut

Games Injured
  1. --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
  2. --- 283 Darius Miles
  3. --- 275 hobbers
  4. --- 269 Tim Thomas
  5. --- 263 Kevin Love
  6. --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
  7. --- 258 Solius
  8. --- 252 altodevil
  9. --- 247 Dan
  10. --- 246 Allen Iverson

Games played
  1. --- 2106 altodevil
  2. --- 1990 hobbers
  3. --- 1877 Solius
  4. --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
  5. --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  6. --- 1706 Salt Bailly
  7. --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
  8. --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
  9. --- 1606 Robert Parish
  10. --- 1577 Vince Carter

3 Pointers Attempted
  1. --- 14 171 Solius
  2. --- 9 903 P-Nut
  3. --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
  5. --- 8 141 hobbers
  6. --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
  7. --- 7 059 V.O.
  8. --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
  9. --- 6 522 Samid
  10. --- 6 394 Josh Smith

Free Throws Attempted
  1. --- 9 836 hobbers
  2. --- 9 811 P-Nut
  3. --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
  4. --- 9 087 Moses Malone
  5. --- 8 373 Jerry West
  6. --- 8 279 Solius
  7. --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
  8. --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
  9. --- 7 896 Karl Malone
  10. --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Highest Single-Season Stats

Points per game (since 1970)
  1. --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
  2. --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
  3. --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
  4. --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
  5. --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
  6. --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
  7. --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
  8. --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
  9. --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
  10. --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)
Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)
  1. --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
  2. --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
  3. --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
  4. --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
  5. --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
  6. --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
  7. --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
  8. --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
  9. --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
  10. --- 37.0 Solius (2005)
Assists per game
  1. --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
  2. --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
  3. --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
  4. --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
  5. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
  6. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
  7. --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
  8. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
  9. --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
  10. --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)
Assists per game - playoffs
  1. --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
  2. --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
  3. --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
  4. --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
  5. --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
  6. --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
  7. --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
  8. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
  9. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
  10. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)

Feats

Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
  2. --- 830 hobbers
  3. --- 829 V.O.
  4. --- 707 Solius
  5. --- 662 The Cub
  6. --- 656 Josh Smith
  7. --- 648 Tim Duncan
  8. --- 644 Chris Webber
  9. --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
  10. --- 599 P-Nut
Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 189 Oscar Robertson
  2. --- 167 Magic Johnson
  3. --- 143 Two Nil
  4. --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
  5. --- 103 hobbers
  6. --- 93 Pepper Bailly
  7. --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
  8. --- 69 Larry Bird
  9. --- 62 Josh Smith
  10. --- 62 BenitoSTARR
Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
  2. --- 2 Nate Thurmond
  3. --- 2 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 1 hobbers
Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 20 hobbers
  2. --- 14 sontodevil
  3. --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
  4. --- 4 Lil' V.O.
  5. --- 3 altodevil
  6. --- 3 weeweetee
  7. --- 2 Julius Irving
  8. --- 2 Scottie Pippen
  9. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
  10. --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius

Best Players Without a Ring
  1. hobbers
  2. P-Nut
  3. Dr. Dwayne
  4. Chris Webber
  5. Tim Thomas
  6. Joe Smith
  7. oneniltothearsenal
  8. Charles Barkley
  9. Carmelo Anthony
  10. Darius Miles

Best Players Without an MVP
  1. altodevil
  2. P-Nut
  3. Josh Smith
  4. Anfernee Hardaway
  5. Dr. Dwayne
  6. Chris Webber
  7. V.O.
  8. Tim Thomas
  9. Joe Smith
  10. oneniltothearsenal

Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)
  • Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
  • Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
  • Detroit: The Cub
  • Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
  • Lakers: Samid
  • Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
  • Miami: Lil-Nut
  • Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
  • New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
  • New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
  • Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
  • Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
  • Phoenix: Dan II
  • Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
  • Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
  • San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
  • Washington: reelworld

Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)
  • Chicago: The Cat
  • Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
  • Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
  • Indiana: reelworld
  • Lakers: Samid
  • Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
  • Miami: Lil-Nut
  • Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
  • New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
  • New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
  • Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
  • Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
  • Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
  • Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
  • Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
  • San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine

Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)
  1. Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
  2. Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
  3. Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
  4. Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
  5. Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
  6. Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
  7. Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
  8. Paul George (5th, 2010)
  9. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
  10. Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)
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Wow love it!
 
nimic said:
Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.

A reminder: this simulation started in 1996, so everything listed after that happened in this game. Everything before is historical data (which is already in the game).

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs

GameScore
  1. --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
  2. --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
  3. --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
  4. --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
  5. --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
  6. --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
  7. --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
  8. --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
  9. --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
  10. --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)
Points
  1. --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
  2. --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
  3. --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
  4. --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
  5. --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
  6. --- 63 Solius (2014)
  7. --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
  8. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
  9. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
  10. --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
  11. --- 59 Nobbers (2020)
Rebounds
  1. --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
  2. --- 36 altodevil (2009)
  3. --- 35 altodevil (2006)
  4. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
  5. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
  6. --- 34 altodevil (2002)
  7. --- 34 altodevil (2007)
  8. --- 34 altodevil (2015)
  9. --- 33 altodevil (2000)
  10. --- 33 altodevil (2001)
Assists
  1. --- 27 reelworld (2007)
  2. --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
  3. --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
  4. --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
  5. --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
  6. --- 24 V.O. (2010)
  7. --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
  8. --- 23 V.O. (2007)
  9. --- 23 V.O. (2011)
  10. --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
  11. --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
  12. --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
  13. --- 23 Two Nil (2019)
Steals
  1. --- 16 altodevil (2004)
  2. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
  3. --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
  4. --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
  5. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
  6. --- 12 altodevil (2000)
  7. --- 12 altodevil (2003)
  8. --- 12 altodevil (2005)
  9. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
  10. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
Blocks
  1. --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
  2. --- 15 altodevil (2002)
  3. --- 14 altodevil (2009)
  4. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
  5. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
  6. --- 13 altodevil (2006)
  7. --- 13 altodevil (2007)
  8. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
  9. --- 13 altodevil (2016)
  10. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
Three Pointers Made
  1. --- 13 Solius (2014)
  2. --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
  3. --- 12 SebJr (2018)
  4. --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
  5. --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
  6. --- 11 Samid (2007)
  7. --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
  8. --- 11 Dan II (2020)
  9. --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
  10. --- 11 Nobbers (2020)

Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)
  1. hobbers (2005)
  2. Kevin Durant (2013)
  3. BenitoSTARR (2009)
  4. BenitoSTARR (2010)
  5. Kevin Durant (2014)
  6. Solius (2005)
  7. Kevin Durant (2012)
  8. BenitoSTARR (2008)
  9. hobbers (2006)
  10. Michael Jordan (1988)
  11. Nobbers (2020)
  12. BenitoSTARR (2007)
  13. Kevin Durant (2015)
  14. hobbers (2009)
  15. hobbers (2008)
  16. hobbers (2004)
  17. sontodevil (2017)
  18. Michael Finley (1998)
  19. Kevin Durant (2016)
  20. hobbers (2002)

Career Earnings (guaranteed)
  1. --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
  2. --- $350.72m Solius
  3. --- $334.49m hobbers
  4. --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
  5. --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
  6. --- $303.92m altodevil
  7. --- $293.15m The Cub
  8. --- $289.82m sontodevil
  9. --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
  10. --- $259.80m P-Nut

Games Injured
  1. --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
  2. --- 283 Darius Miles
  3. --- 275 hobbers
  4. --- 269 Tim Thomas
  5. --- 263 Kevin Love
  6. --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
  7. --- 258 Solius
  8. --- 252 altodevil
  9. --- 247 Dan
  10. --- 246 Allen Iverson

Games played
  1. --- 2106 altodevil
  2. --- 1990 hobbers
  3. --- 1877 Solius
  4. --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
  5. --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  6. --- 1706 Salt Bailly
  7. --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
  8. --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
  9. --- 1606 Robert Parish
  10. --- 1577 Vince Carter

3 Pointers Attempted
  1. --- 14 171 Solius
  2. --- 9 903 P-Nut
  3. --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
  5. --- 8 141 hobbers
  6. --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
  7. --- 7 059 V.O.
  8. --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
  9. --- 6 522 Samid
  10. --- 6 394 Josh Smith

Free Throws Attempted
  1. --- 9 836 hobbers
  2. --- 9 811 P-Nut
  3. --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
  4. --- 9 087 Moses Malone
  5. --- 8 373 Jerry West
  6. --- 8 279 Solius
  7. --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
  8. --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
  9. --- 7 896 Karl Malone
  10. --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Highest Single-Season Stats

Points per game (since 1970)
  1. --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
  2. --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
  3. --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
  4. --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
  5. --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
  6. --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
  7. --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
  8. --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
  9. --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
  10. --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)
Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)
  1. --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
  2. --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
  3. --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
  4. --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
  5. --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
  6. --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
  7. --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
  8. --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
  9. --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
  10. --- 37.0 Solius (2005)
Assists per game
  1. --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
  2. --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
  3. --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
  4. --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
  5. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
  6. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
  7. --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
  8. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
  9. --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
  10. --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)
Assists per game - playoffs
  1. --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
  2. --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
  3. --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
  4. --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
  5. --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
  6. --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
  7. --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
  8. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
  9. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
  10. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)

Feats

Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
  2. --- 830 hobbers
  3. --- 829 V.O.
  4. --- 707 Solius
  5. --- 662 The Cub
  6. --- 656 Josh Smith
  7. --- 648 Tim Duncan
  8. --- 644 Chris Webber
  9. --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
  10. --- 599 P-Nut
Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 189 Oscar Robertson
  2. --- 167 Magic Johnson
  3. --- 143 Two Nil
  4. --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
  5. --- 103 hobbers
  6. --- 93 Pepper Bailly
  7. --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
  8. --- 69 Larry Bird
  9. --- 62 Josh Smith
  10. --- 62 BenitoSTARR
Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
  2. --- 2 Nate Thurmond
  3. --- 2 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 1 hobbers
Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 20 hobbers
  2. --- 14 sontodevil
  3. --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
  4. --- 4 Lil' V.O.
  5. --- 3 altodevil
  6. --- 3 weeweetee
  7. --- 2 Julius Irving
  8. --- 2 Scottie Pippen
  9. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
  10. --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius

Best Players Without a Ring
  1. hobbers
  2. P-Nut
  3. Dr. Dwayne
  4. Chris Webber
  5. Tim Thomas
  6. Joe Smith
  7. oneniltothearsenal
  8. Charles Barkley
  9. Carmelo Anthony
  10. Darius Miles

Best Players Without an MVP
  1. altodevil
  2. P-Nut
  3. Josh Smith
  4. Anfernee Hardaway
  5. Dr. Dwayne
  6. Chris Webber
  7. V.O.
  8. Tim Thomas
  9. Joe Smith
  10. oneniltothearsenal

Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)
  • Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
  • Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
  • Detroit: The Cub
  • Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
  • Lakers: Samid
  • Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
  • Miami: Lil-Nut
  • Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
  • New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
  • New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
  • Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
  • Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
  • Phoenix: Dan II
  • Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
  • Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
  • San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
  • Washington: reelworld

Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)
  • Chicago: The Cat
  • Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
  • Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
  • Indiana: reelworld
  • Lakers: Samid
  • Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
  • Miami: Lil-Nut
  • Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
  • New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
  • New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
  • Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
  • Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
  • Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
  • Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
  • Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
  • San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine

Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)
  1. Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
  2. Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
  3. Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
  4. Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
  5. Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
  6. Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
  7. Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
  8. Paul George (5th, 2010)
  9. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
  10. Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)
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wow, didn't realize that I hold the record for most assists in a playoff game
 
P-Nut got high on a lot of those lists, but don't think I've ever even made a final. Have I even got a club yet :lol:
 
20/21 Season Preview Part 1
20/21 Season Preview Part 1

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

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P-Nut said:
P-Nut got high on a lot of those lists, but don't think I've ever even made a final. Have I even got a club yet :lol:
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I swear I've had the worst trades and new contracts in this whole thing. Just a semi decent side whilst I was at my peak would have been nice, and now when I'm old and cheap I still go to the crap sides. I'll use my contract ripping up at the end of the season please @nimic
 
looking good after that pre season training sessions

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nimic said:
The only things weeweetee is worse at than dunking are jumping and rebounding, so you might need a different gif.
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It always works in the training sessions! I swear!
 
Weeweetee looking amazing :o

While I have a higher OVL than nobbers noe I doubt I am a better player :p it sounds like the team will break up soon so we need to get that repeat ring and cement our position as the best team ever
 
Heine said:
Weeweetee looking amazing :o

While I have a higher OVL than nobbers noe I doubt I am a better player :p it sounds like the team will break up soon so we need to get that repeat ring and cement our position as the best team ever
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4-peat Lakers against prime Durant still more iconic/important.
 
20/21 Season Preview Part 2
20/21 Season Preview Part 2

@Skizzo @Dr. Dwayne @hobbers @V.O. @weetee @The Cat @altodevil @BenitoSTARR @P-Nut @Salt Bailly


Skizzlet - Atlanta Hawks (31-51)
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Skizzlet is a strange player. His rating is steadily improving, if a bit slowly, but he's not putting up the numbers. He might very well be one of those "intangibles" players. It's difficult to judge for sure, though, since he's never been on anything resembling a good team. This version of the Atlanta Hawks doesn't look too bad on paper, so if they want to keep Skizzlet's expiring contract they're going to have to prove to him that they're going somewhere. Like the playoffs, maybe?

Dr. Junior - Cleveland Cavaliers (43-39, 2nd Round)
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Dr. Junior still finds himself in the unenviable position of being the best player on a team that isn't good enough to be good, but not bad enough to get good by having very high draft picks. That said, the Cavs seem to be improving, so given they made the playoffs last season, it shouldn't be too much to expect them to repeat the feat?

hobbers - Golden State Warriors (40-42, 1st Round)
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Considering he's the joint oldest player in the league (with fellow draft-class alumnus altodevil), hobbers is keeping pretty well. He's getting very close to the end now, surely, but why not stick around and be paid $4.81M for his troubles? At 1799 career regular season games, he has surely got a few dozen more in him?

weeweetee & Lil' V.O. - Houston Rockets (60-22, 2nd Round)
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weeweetee has clearly been hitting the gym over the off-season, and has come back as an even better version of himself. It'll be interesting to see just how impactful his overall rating is in reality, since we've seen that players with lower ratings (in their 70s or even high 60s) have performed better than some players with higher ratings. By rating he's now the best player in the league - does this translate?

He'll need the help of Lil' V.O. to do anything with the Rockets in any case. He declined slightly over the summer, but at worst that puts him as like #4 for DPOY instead of actually winning it. Or maybe he still wins it, I don't know!

sontodevil & The Cub - Memphis Grizzlies (52-30, 2nd Round)
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The Memphis Grizzlies are good, but are they good? It's still hard to tell. Most of their team got worse since last season, except their one new signing who got a lot better, and sontodevil who got a little bit better. But given his drop from 83 to 80 was enough to put him out of running for DPOY, going back up to 81 means more than it might seem. The Cub got his -3 rating drop this season, but he's always been one of those players who is better than their rating suggests. And 68 is still a very good rating. He's not going to be in the MVP running anymore, I suspect, but making a playoff run? Sure, why not?

Lil-Nut & BenitoSTARR - Miami Heat (30-52)
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The Miami Heat are basically a completely different team to what they were in SebJr's days in Miami. They didn't have such a great time of it last season, but since then they've added Michael Kidd-Gilchrist, a very good player. They've also added BenitoSTARR, who might be getting on a bit, but who still performs solidly almost every game. It'll be up to Lil-Nut to be the best or 2nd best player on the team, though, if they want to get the Heat back into the playoffs.

P-Nut - Milwaukee Bucks (33-49)
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P-Nut is getting old. He might not be one of those 42-year old mummies that are clinging on to their NBA career with what I can only assume is some kind of dark magic, but he is 36 years old. That puts him as the joint 7th oldest player in the league, and some of the older ones don't even have teams. He's taken a ratings fall since last year, but even at 48 overall rating he's a steady contributor. Not enough to get to the playoffs, goodness no (reelworld II just got sad for no clear reason, wherever he is), but then he's no longer being paid playoff-money.

Pepper Bailly - Minnesota Timberwolves (48-34, 1st Round)
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It's hard to know where the Minnesota Timberwolves stand. They were pretty good last year, though not good enough to get out of the 1st Round in the playoffs, but it remains to be seen how they'll cope with the loss of Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. Pepper Bailly will have to step up, but if anything he's taken a step back since last year. At least ratings wise, though he seems to be one of those players who is more impactful than his rating would suggest. Impactful enough to get back into the playoffs? We'll see.
 
Made a big mistake not giving weeweetee the shirt #100

Any other player in the history of this sport perfected so many attributes? You don't have to answer this nimic.

Although sontodevil isn't far off I see.
 
weetee said:
Made a big mistake not giving weeweetee the shirt #100

Any other player in the history of this sport perfected so many attributes? You don't have to answer this nimic.

Although sontodevil isn't far off I see.
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I think this is right, since basically only you guys end up with multiple 100 ratings (even Kevin Durant only had 1 when he was killing you lot):

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  1. --- 6 BenitoSTARR (00-04, 07-09)
  2. --- 6 weeweetee (21)
  3. --- 5 altodevil (05)
  4. --- 5 Dan II (15)
  5. --- 5 sontodevil (19)
  6. --- 4 Solius (04-06)
  7. --- 4 P-Nut: (08-10)
 
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I think this is right, since basically only you guys end up with multiple 100 ratings (even Kevin Durant only had 1 when he was killing you lot):

4 or more
  1. --- 6 BenitoSTARR (00-04, 07-09)
  2. --- 6 weeweetee (21)
  3. --- 5 altodevil (05)
  4. --- 5 Dan II (15)
  5. --- 5 sontodevil (19)
  6. --- 4 Solius (04-06)
  7. --- 4 P-Nut: (08-10)
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*high fives with @BenitoSTARR*
Maybe if we keep on losing to Spurs I'm motivated enough to make #1

Kinda strange though that the og hobbers isn't even in the top 7?
 
nimic said:
He was always more spread out. Only ever had 2 ratings at a 100, but tbf they were offensive QI and defensive IQ.
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Are you saying he was average? Dunno, never won anything meaningful but that's an absurd take, nimic. Credit were it's due.
 
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