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[Heine]

GOAT team

 

[nimic]

19/20 Season Review

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

The San Antonio Spurs won their 3rd ever Championship, all with the current golden generation crop. A 79-3 regular season followed by a 16-0 regular season run, no doubt the best team in NBA history. They have weaknesses, but their starting 5 has none. I won't predict an obvious repeat winner quite yet, given they failed to win again after both their previous rings.

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Play-in tournament

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Regular season

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Player stats (regular season + playoffs)

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Awards

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Statistical feats

Spoiler: Two Nil

Spoiler: weeweetee, hobbers, sontodevil, reelworld II, The Cub, Sonius, Solius, SebJr, P-Nut, BenitwoSTARRLET

Spoiler: Nobbers, Pepper Bailly, Lil' V.O., Dan II, Dr. Junior

I think I got everyone. This is the first time since 1997 that altodevil doesn't have a single 25+ rebound game. I guess 21 isn't too bad for a 41 year old. Decide for yourself whether it was a good trade or not for the Lakers. I guess they got what they wanted: a bad team to get good picks for the future.

(This reminds me, I should do another stat bonanza after this season)

Spoiler: altodevil to Spurs in 2015

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League news

If anyone else is tearing up their contract (one-time or else after 3 full seasons at a team), let me know.

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Draft lottery

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Draft class

 

[altodevil]

3rd team all-defense as a bench player of 41 years of age.

 

[nimic]

3rd team all-defense as a bench player of 41 years of age.

Your team also has 3 in the 1st team all-defensive, so no wonder you won.

 

[altodevil]

nimic you shit on everything your golden goose has achieved

 

[nimic]

nimic you shit on everything your golden goose has achieved

I can edit past awards, just apropos nothing.

 

[weetee]

I can edit past awards, just apropos nothing.

 

[Heine]

I forgot we got the pick for Murray in the Alto trade… What a terrible trade by Lakers

We are a shutdown defence, when our reserve big is 3rd team all defence and we got 3 1st team. Then we just let nobbers do his thing on the other end, and score if he lends us the ball. Will be a sad day when it gets broken up

 

[nimic]

I forgot we got the pick for Murray in the Alto trade… What a terrible trade by Lakers

We are a shutdown defence, when our reserve big is 3rd team all defence and we got 3 1st team. Then we just let nobbers do his thing on the other end, and score if he lends us the ball. Will be a sad day when it gets broken up

Nature abhors a vacuum, and I think in the game players abhor small markets. If all your contracts expired right now, Nobbers would have a 52% desire to re-sign, you 40% and Sonius 12%. altodevil >99%, because he knows a good time when he sees it. Incidentally, those first three are in order of playing time, so that might have an impact too.

 

[weetee]

Nature abhors a vacuum

Well said. I think Heine also doesn't realize they're literally burning Spurs' shirts all over the continent except for one city.

 

[nimic]

Might as well get this one out of the way too!

2020 Draft and Free Agency

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Draft

1-10

11-60

Spoiler

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Free Agency

P-Nut is yet to find a team. I suspect he'll find one as soon as the season starts.

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Trades

So many trades.

Spoiler: so many

SebJr (Wizards > Pelicans), BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans) - the self-proclaimed Assist King only got one season in Washington. Maybe Durant was jealous?

Solius (Kings > Knicks), reelworld II, Stobzilla II & Two Nil (Knicks) - this could be an amazing trade, or an all-time bad one. It all hinges on what happens over the summer with these players and their ratings.

weeweetee & Lil' V.O. (Rockets)

Skizzo (Hawks)

The Cub & sontodevil (Grizzlies) - slightly strange team construction over here by Memphis

Lil-Nut & BenitoSTARR (Heat)

Pepper Bailly (Timberwolves) - seems like a win for Minnesota

Dan II (76ers) -

Nobbers, Sonius, Heine & altodevil (Spurs), Skizzo (Hawks)

Dr. Junior (Cavaliers) - Cavs are busy

Dr. Junior (Cavaliers), SebJr & BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans)

hobbers (Warriors)

Edit: Might as well add some other notable moves in free agency (expired contracts):

• Tyler Ennis (62/64) from Cleveland to Minnesota
• Jarrett Allen (60/66) from Sacramento to Milwaukee
• Lauri Markkanen (64/68) from Utah to Orlando
• Maurice Harkless (66/67) from Atlanta to Sacramento
• Frank Ntilikina (59/68) from Detroit to Orlando
• Bradley Beal (69/71) from Miami to Sacramento
• Steven Adams (70/71) from Chicago to Sacramento
• Lonzo Ball (66/72) from Portland to Oklahoma City
• John Collins (69/77) from Memphis to Philadelphia
• Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (76/77) from Minnesota to Miami

 

[sebsheep]

What a punk KD is, crying to the owner because the fans loved me more.

 

[hobbers]

KD is just a little bitch puppet of Nobbers

 

[oneniltothearsenal]

Might as well get this one out of the way too!

2020 Draft and Free Agency

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Draft

1-10

11-60

Spoiler

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Free Agency

P-Nut is yet to find a team. I suspect he'll find one as soon as the season starts.

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Trades

So many trades.

Spoiler: so many

SebJr (Wizards > Pelicans), BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans) - the self-proclaimed Assist King only got one season in Washington. Maybe Durant was jealous?

Solius (Kings > Knicks), reelworld II, Stobzilla II & Two Nil (Knicks) - this could be an amazing trade, or an all-time bad one. It all hinges on what happens over the summer with these players and their ratings.

weeweetee & Lil' V.O. (Rockets)

Skizzo (Hawks)

The Cub & sontodevil (Grizzlies) - slightly strange team construction over here by Memphis

Lil-Nut & BenitoSTARR (Heat)

Pepper Bailly (Timberwolves) - seems like a win for Minnesota

Dan II (76ers) -

Nobbers, Sonius, Heine & altodevil (Spurs), Skizzo (Hawks)

Dr. Junior (Cavaliers) - Cavs are busy

Dr. Junior (Cavaliers), SebJr & BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans)

hobbers (Warriors)

Edit: Might as well add some other notable moves in free agency (expired contracts):

• Tyler Ennis (62/64) from Cleveland to Minnesota
• Jarrett Allen (60/66) from Sacramento to Milwaukee
• Lauri Markkanen (64/68) from Utah to Orlando
• Maurice Harkless (66/67) from Atlanta to Sacramento
• Frank Ntilikina (59/68) from Detroit to Orlando
• Bradley Beal (69/71) from Miami to Sacramento
• Steven Adams (70/71) from Chicago to Sacramento
• Lonzo Ball (66/72) from Portland to Oklahoma City
• John Collins (69/77) from Memphis to Philadelphia
• Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (76/77) from Minnesota to Miami

Ooh we can hope this is the final piece to end the Durant and SA evil empires.

 

[nimic]

Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.

A reminder: this simulation started in 1996, so everything listed after that happened in this game. Everything before is historical data (which is already in the game).

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs

GameScore

1. --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
2. --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
3. --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
4. --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
5. --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
6. --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
7. --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
8. --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
9. --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
10. --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)

Points

1. --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
2. --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
3. --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
4. --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
5. --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
6. --- 63 Solius (2014)
7. --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
8. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
9. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
10. --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
11. --- 59 Nobbers (2020)

Rebounds

1. --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
2. --- 36 altodevil (2009)
3. --- 35 altodevil (2006)
4. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
5. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
6. --- 34 altodevil (2002)
7. --- 34 altodevil (2007)
8. --- 34 altodevil (2015)
9. --- 33 altodevil (2000)
10. --- 33 altodevil (2001)

Assists

1. --- 27 reelworld (2007)
2. --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
3. --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
4. --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
5. --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
6. --- 24 V.O. (2010)
7. --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
8. --- 23 V.O. (2007)
9. --- 23 V.O. (2011)
10. --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
11. --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
12. --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
13. --- 23 Two Nil (2019)

Steals

1. --- 16 altodevil (2004)
2. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
3. --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
4. --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
5. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
6. --- 12 altodevil (2000)
7. --- 12 altodevil (2003)
8. --- 12 altodevil (2005)
9. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
10. --- 11 altodevil (1997)

Blocks

1. --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
2. --- 15 altodevil (2002)
3. --- 14 altodevil (2009)
4. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
5. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
6. --- 13 altodevil (2006)
7. --- 13 altodevil (2007)
8. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
9. --- 13 altodevil (2016)
10. --- 12 altodevil (1997)

Three Pointers Made

1. --- 13 Solius (2014)
2. --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
3. --- 12 SebJr (2018)
4. --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
5. --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
6. --- 11 Samid (2007)
7. --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
8. --- 11 Dan II (2020)
9. --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
10. --- 11 Nobbers (2020)

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Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)

1. hobbers (2005)
2. Kevin Durant (2013)
3. BenitoSTARR (2009)
4. BenitoSTARR (2010)
5. Kevin Durant (2014)
6. Solius (2005)
7. Kevin Durant (2012)
8. BenitoSTARR (2008)
9. hobbers (2006)
10. Michael Jordan (1988)
11. Nobbers (2020)
12. BenitoSTARR (2007)
13. Kevin Durant (2015)
14. hobbers (2009)
15. hobbers (2008)
16. hobbers (2004)
17. sontodevil (2017)
18. Michael Finley (1998)
19. Kevin Durant (2016)
20. hobbers (2002)

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Career Earnings (guaranteed)

1. --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
2. --- $350.72m Solius
3. --- $334.49m hobbers
4. --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
5. --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
6. --- $303.92m altodevil
7. --- $293.15m The Cub
8. --- $289.82m sontodevil
9. --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
10. --- $259.80m P-Nut

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Games Injured

1. --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
2. --- 283 Darius Miles
3. --- 275 hobbers
4. --- 269 Tim Thomas
5. --- 263 Kevin Love
6. --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
7. --- 258 Solius
8. --- 252 altodevil
9. --- 247 Dan
10. --- 246 Allen Iverson

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Games played

1. --- 2106 altodevil
2. --- 1990 hobbers
3. --- 1877 Solius
4. --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
5. --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
6. --- 1706 Salt Bailly
7. --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
8. --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
9. --- 1606 Robert Parish
10. --- 1577 Vince Carter

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3 Pointers Attempted

1. --- 14 171 Solius
2. --- 9 903 P-Nut
3. --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
4. --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
5. --- 8 141 hobbers
6. --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
7. --- 7 059 V.O.
8. --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
9. --- 6 522 Samid
10. --- 6 394 Josh Smith

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Free Throws Attempted

1. --- 9 836 hobbers
2. --- 9 811 P-Nut
3. --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
4. --- 9 087 Moses Malone
5. --- 8 373 Jerry West
6. --- 8 279 Solius
7. --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
8. --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
9. --- 7 896 Karl Malone
10. --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Highest Single-Season Stats

Points per game (since 1970)

1. --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
2. --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
3. --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
4. --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
5. --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
6. --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
7. --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
8. --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
9. --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
10. --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)

Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)

1. --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
2. --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
3. --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
4. --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
5. --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
6. --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
7. --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
8. --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
9. --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
10. --- 37.0 Solius (2005)

Assists per game

1. --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
2. --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
3. --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
4. --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
5. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
6. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
7. --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
8. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
9. --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
10. --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)

Assists per game - playoffs

1. --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
2. --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
3. --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
4. --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
5. --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
6. --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
7. --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
8. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
9. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
10. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)

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Feats

Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
2. --- 830 hobbers
3. --- 829 V.O.
4. --- 707 Solius
5. --- 662 The Cub
6. --- 656 Josh Smith
7. --- 648 Tim Duncan
8. --- 644 Chris Webber
9. --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
10. --- 599 P-Nut

Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 189 Oscar Robertson
2. --- 167 Magic Johnson
3. --- 143 Two Nil
4. --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
5. --- 103 hobbers
6. --- 93 Pepper Bailly
7. --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
8. --- 69 Larry Bird
9. --- 62 Josh Smith
10. --- 62 BenitoSTARR

Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
2. --- 2 Nate Thurmond
3. --- 2 BenitoSTARR
4. --- 1 hobbers

Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 20 hobbers
2. --- 14 sontodevil
3. --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
4. --- 4 Lil' V.O.
5. --- 3 altodevil
6. --- 3 weeweetee
7. --- 2 Julius Irving
8. --- 2 Scottie Pippen
9. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
10. --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius

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Best Players Without a Ring

1. hobbers
2. P-Nut
3. Dr. Dwayne
4. Chris Webber
5. Tim Thomas
6. Joe Smith
7. oneniltothearsenal
8. Charles Barkley
9. Carmelo Anthony
10. Darius Miles

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Best Players Without an MVP

1. altodevil
2. P-Nut
3. Josh Smith
4. Anfernee Hardaway
5. Dr. Dwayne
6. Chris Webber
7. V.O.
8. Tim Thomas
9. Joe Smith
10. oneniltothearsenal

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Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)

• Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
• Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
• Detroit: The Cub
• Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
• Lakers: Samid
• Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
• Miami: Lil-Nut
• Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
• New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
• New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
• Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
• Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
• Phoenix: Dan II
• Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
• Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
• San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
• Washington: reelworld

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Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)

• Chicago: The Cat
• Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
• Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
• Indiana: reelworld
• Lakers: Samid
• Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
• Miami: Lil-Nut
• Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
• New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
• New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
• Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
• Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
• Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
• Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
• Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
• San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine

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Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)

1. Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
2. Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
3. Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
4. Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
5. Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
6. Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
7. Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
8. Paul George (5th, 2010)
9. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
10. Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)

 

[altodevil]

16 steals in one game good lord.

 

[nimic]

Damn it Solius altodevil

 

[nimic]

Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs

GameScore

1. --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
2. --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
3. --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
4. --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
5. --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
6. --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
7. --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
8. --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
9. --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
10. --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)

Points

1. --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
2. --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
3. --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
4. --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
5. --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
6. --- 63 Solius (2014)
7. --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
8. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
9. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
10. --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
11. --- 59 Nobbers (2020)

Rebounds

1. --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
2. --- 36 altodevil (2009)
3. --- 35 altodevil (2006)
4. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
5. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
6. --- 34 altodevil (2002)
7. --- 34 altodevil (2007)
8. --- 34 altodevil (2015)
9. --- 33 altodevil (2000)
10. --- 33 altodevil (2001)

Assists

1. --- 27 reelworld (2007)
2. --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
3. --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
4. --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
5. --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
6. --- 24 V.O. (2010)
7. --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
8. --- 23 V.O. (2007)
9. --- 23 V.O. (2011)
10. --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
11. --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
12. --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
13. --- 23 Two Nil (2019)

Steals

1. --- 16 altodevil (2004)
2. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
3. --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
4. --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
5. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
6. --- 12 altodevil (2000)
7. --- 12 altodevil (2003)
8. --- 12 altodevil (2005)
9. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
10. --- 11 altodevil (1997)

Blocks

1. --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
2. --- 15 altodevil (2002)
3. --- 14 altodevil (2009)
4. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
5. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
6. --- 13 altodevil (2006)
7. --- 13 altodevil (2007)
8. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
9. --- 13 altodevil (2016)
10. --- 12 altodevil (1997)

Three Pointers Made

1. --- 13 Solius (2014)
2. --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
3. --- 12 SebJr (2018)
4. --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
5. --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
6. --- 11 Samid (2007)
7. --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
8. --- 11 Dan II (2020)
9. --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
10. --- 11 Nobbers (2020)

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Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)

1. hobbers (2005)
2. Kevin Durant (2013)
3. BenitoSTARR (2009)
4. BenitoSTARR (2010)
5. Kevin Durant (2014)
6. Solius (2005)
7. Kevin Durant (2012)
8. BenitoSTARR (2008)
9. hobbers (2006)
10. Michael Jordan (1988)
11. Nobbers (2020)
12. BenitoSTARR (2007)
13. Kevin Durant (2015)
14. hobbers (2009)
15. hobbers (2008)
16. hobbers (2004)
17. sontodevil (2017)
18. Michael Finley (1998)
19. Kevin Durant (2016)
20. hobbers (2002)

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Career Earnings (guaranteed)

1. --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
2. --- $350.72m Solius
3. --- $334.49m hobbers
4. --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
5. --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
6. --- $303.92m altodevil
7. --- $293.15m The Cub
8. --- $289.82m sontodevil
9. --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
10. --- $259.80m P-Nut

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Games Injured

1. --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
2. --- 283 Darius Miles
3. --- 275 hobbers
4. --- 269 Tim Thomas
5. --- 263 Kevin Love
6. --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
7. --- 258 Solius
8. --- 252 altodevil
9. --- 247 Dan
10. --- 246 Allen Iverson

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Games played

1. --- 2106 altodevil
2. --- 1990 hobbers
3. --- 1877 Solius
4. --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
5. --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
6. --- 1706 Salt Bailly
7. --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
8. --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
9. --- 1606 Robert Parish
10. --- 1577 Vince Carter

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3 Pointers Attempted

1. --- 14 171 Solius
2. --- 9 903 P-Nut
3. --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
4. --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
5. --- 8 141 hobbers
6. --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
7. --- 7 059 V.O.
8. --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
9. --- 6 522 Samid
10. --- 6 394 Josh Smith

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Free Throws Attempted

1. --- 9 836 hobbers
2. --- 9 811 P-Nut
3. --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
4. --- 9 087 Moses Malone
5. --- 8 373 Jerry West
6. --- 8 279 Solius
7. --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
8. --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
9. --- 7 896 Karl Malone
10. --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Highest Single-Season Stats

Points per game (since 1970)

1. --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
2. --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
3. --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
4. --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
5. --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
6. --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
7. --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
8. --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
9. --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
10. --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)

Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)

1. --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
2. --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
3. --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
4. --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
5. --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
6. --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
7. --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
8. --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
9. --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
10. --- 37.0 Solius (2005)

Assists per game

1. --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
2. --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
3. --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
4. --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
5. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
6. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
7. --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
8. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
9. --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
10. --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)

Assists per game - playoffs

1. --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
2. --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
3. --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
4. --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
5. --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
6. --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
7. --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
8. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
9. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
10. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)

---

Feats

Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
2. --- 830 hobbers
3. --- 829 V.O.
4. --- 707 Solius
5. --- 662 The Cub
6. --- 656 Josh Smith
7. --- 648 Tim Duncan
8. --- 644 Chris Webber
9. --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
10. --- 599 P-Nut

Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 189 Oscar Robertson
2. --- 167 Magic Johnson
3. --- 143 Two Nil
4. --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
5. --- 103 hobbers
6. --- 93 Pepper Bailly
7. --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
8. --- 69 Larry Bird
9. --- 62 Josh Smith
10. --- 62 BenitoSTARR

Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
2. --- 2 Nate Thurmond
3. --- 2 BenitoSTARR
4. --- 1 hobbers

Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 20 hobbers
2. --- 14 sontodevil
3. --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
4. --- 4 Lil' V.O.
5. --- 3 altodevil
6. --- 3 weeweetee
7. --- 2 Julius Irving
8. --- 2 Scottie Pippen
9. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
10. --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius

---

Best Players Without a Ring

1. hobbers
2. P-Nut
3. Dr. Dwayne
4. Chris Webber
5. Tim Thomas
6. Joe Smith
7. oneniltothearsenal
8. Charles Barkley
9. Carmelo Anthony
10. Darius Miles

---

Best Players Without an MVP

1. altodevil
2. P-Nut
3. Josh Smith
4. Anfernee Hardaway
5. Dr. Dwayne
6. Chris Webber
7. V.O.
8. Tim Thomas
9. Joe Smith
10. oneniltothearsenal

---

Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)

• Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
• Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
• Detroit: The Cub
• Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
• Lakers: Samid
• Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
• Miami: Lil-Nut
• Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
• New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
• New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
• Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
• Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
• Phoenix: Dan II
• Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
• Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
• San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
• Washington: reelworld

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Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)

• Chicago: The Cat
• Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
• Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
• Indiana: reelworld
• Lakers: Samid
• Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
• Miami: Lil-Nut
• Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
• New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
• New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
• Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
• Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
• Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
• Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
• Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
• San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine

---

Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)

1. Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
2. Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
3. Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
4. Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
5. Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
6. Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
7. Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
8. Paul George (5th, 2010)
9. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
10. Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)

^

 

[weetee]

Spoiler

16 steals in one game good lord.

could those steals be translated into a successful pass or scoring attempt? We wonder.

But great work @nimic ! You can be proud of yourself.

 

[altodevil]

Yeah exceptional stuff this thread

 

[nimic]

Cheers lads

 

[Solius]

Damn my son has been a disappointment really. Still won two rings though which shows how elite I was. Great update nimic.

 

[nimic]

You guys are really hard on your kids

 

[Solius]

They need just enough trauma to make them good at stuff.

 

[weetee]

I love my child(s). HeÄs doing what his dad wasn't able too - and vice versa it seems.

 

[The Cat]

Is Von Wafer a real name?

 

[nimic]

Is Von Wafer a real name?

No, that would be ridiculous. It's just an alias.

His real name is Vakeaton Quamar Wafer.

 

[The Cat]

No, that would be ridiculous. It's just an alias.

His real name is Vakeaton Quamar Wafer.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Damn my son has been a disappointment really. Still won two rings though which shows how elite I was. Great update nimic.

This experiment has taught me that parenthood is ultimately disappointing.

 

[sebsheep]

My kid has done better than me.

Assist list seems broken though.

 

[nimic]

My kid has done better than me.

Assist list seems broken though.

How so? Looks fine here.

 

[sebsheep]

How so? Looks fine here.

Where's the assist king?

 

[hobbers]

Where's the assist king?

Flipping burgers where he belongs

 

[BenitoSTARR]

Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.

A reminder: this simulation started in 1996, so everything listed after that happened in this game. Everything before is historical data (which is already in the game).

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs

GameScore

1. --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
2. --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
3. --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
4. --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
5. --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
6. --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
7. --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
8. --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
9. --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
10. --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)

Points

1. --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
2. --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
3. --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
4. --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
5. --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
6. --- 63 Solius (2014)
7. --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
8. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
9. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
10. --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
11. --- 59 Nobbers (2020)

Rebounds

1. --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
2. --- 36 altodevil (2009)
3. --- 35 altodevil (2006)
4. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
5. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
6. --- 34 altodevil (2002)
7. --- 34 altodevil (2007)
8. --- 34 altodevil (2015)
9. --- 33 altodevil (2000)
10. --- 33 altodevil (2001)

Assists

1. --- 27 reelworld (2007)
2. --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
3. --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
4. --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
5. --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
6. --- 24 V.O. (2010)
7. --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
8. --- 23 V.O. (2007)
9. --- 23 V.O. (2011)
10. --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
11. --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
12. --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
13. --- 23 Two Nil (2019)

Steals

1. --- 16 altodevil (2004)
2. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
3. --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
4. --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
5. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
6. --- 12 altodevil (2000)
7. --- 12 altodevil (2003)
8. --- 12 altodevil (2005)
9. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
10. --- 11 altodevil (1997)

Blocks

1. --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
2. --- 15 altodevil (2002)
3. --- 14 altodevil (2009)
4. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
5. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
6. --- 13 altodevil (2006)
7. --- 13 altodevil (2007)
8. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
9. --- 13 altodevil (2016)
10. --- 12 altodevil (1997)

Three Pointers Made

1. --- 13 Solius (2014)
2. --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
3. --- 12 SebJr (2018)
4. --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
5. --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
6. --- 11 Samid (2007)
7. --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
8. --- 11 Dan II (2020)
9. --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
10. --- 11 Nobbers (2020)

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Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)

1. hobbers (2005)
2. Kevin Durant (2013)
3. BenitoSTARR (2009)
4. BenitoSTARR (2010)
5. Kevin Durant (2014)
6. Solius (2005)
7. Kevin Durant (2012)
8. BenitoSTARR (2008)
9. hobbers (2006)
10. Michael Jordan (1988)
11. Nobbers (2020)
12. BenitoSTARR (2007)
13. Kevin Durant (2015)
14. hobbers (2009)
15. hobbers (2008)
16. hobbers (2004)
17. sontodevil (2017)
18. Michael Finley (1998)
19. Kevin Durant (2016)
20. hobbers (2002)

---

Career Earnings (guaranteed)

1. --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
2. --- $350.72m Solius
3. --- $334.49m hobbers
4. --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
5. --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
6. --- $303.92m altodevil
7. --- $293.15m The Cub
8. --- $289.82m sontodevil
9. --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
10. --- $259.80m P-Nut

---

Games Injured

1. --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
2. --- 283 Darius Miles
3. --- 275 hobbers
4. --- 269 Tim Thomas
5. --- 263 Kevin Love
6. --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
7. --- 258 Solius
8. --- 252 altodevil
9. --- 247 Dan
10. --- 246 Allen Iverson

---

Games played

1. --- 2106 altodevil
2. --- 1990 hobbers
3. --- 1877 Solius
4. --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
5. --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
6. --- 1706 Salt Bailly
7. --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
8. --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
9. --- 1606 Robert Parish
10. --- 1577 Vince Carter

---

3 Pointers Attempted

1. --- 14 171 Solius
2. --- 9 903 P-Nut
3. --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
4. --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
5. --- 8 141 hobbers
6. --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
7. --- 7 059 V.O.
8. --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
9. --- 6 522 Samid
10. --- 6 394 Josh Smith

---

Free Throws Attempted

1. --- 9 836 hobbers
2. --- 9 811 P-Nut
3. --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
4. --- 9 087 Moses Malone
5. --- 8 373 Jerry West
6. --- 8 279 Solius
7. --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
8. --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
9. --- 7 896 Karl Malone
10. --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

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Highest Single-Season Stats

Points per game (since 1970)

1. --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
2. --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
3. --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
4. --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
5. --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
6. --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
7. --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
8. --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
9. --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
10. --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)

Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)

1. --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
2. --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
3. --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
4. --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
5. --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
6. --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
7. --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
8. --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
9. --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
10. --- 37.0 Solius (2005)

Assists per game

1. --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
2. --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
3. --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
4. --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
5. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
6. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
7. --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
8. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
9. --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
10. --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)

Assists per game - playoffs

1. --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
2. --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
3. --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
4. --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
5. --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
6. --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
7. --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
8. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
9. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
10. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)

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Feats

Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
2. --- 830 hobbers
3. --- 829 V.O.
4. --- 707 Solius
5. --- 662 The Cub
6. --- 656 Josh Smith
7. --- 648 Tim Duncan
8. --- 644 Chris Webber
9. --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
10. --- 599 P-Nut

Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 189 Oscar Robertson
2. --- 167 Magic Johnson
3. --- 143 Two Nil
4. --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
5. --- 103 hobbers
6. --- 93 Pepper Bailly
7. --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
8. --- 69 Larry Bird
9. --- 62 Josh Smith
10. --- 62 BenitoSTARR

Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
2. --- 2 Nate Thurmond
3. --- 2 BenitoSTARR
4. --- 1 hobbers

Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 20 hobbers
2. --- 14 sontodevil
3. --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
4. --- 4 Lil' V.O.
5. --- 3 altodevil
6. --- 3 weeweetee
7. --- 2 Julius Irving
8. --- 2 Scottie Pippen
9. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
10. --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius

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Best Players Without a Ring

1. hobbers
2. P-Nut
3. Dr. Dwayne
4. Chris Webber
5. Tim Thomas
6. Joe Smith
7. oneniltothearsenal
8. Charles Barkley
9. Carmelo Anthony
10. Darius Miles

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Best Players Without an MVP

1. altodevil
2. P-Nut
3. Josh Smith
4. Anfernee Hardaway
5. Dr. Dwayne
6. Chris Webber
7. V.O.
8. Tim Thomas
9. Joe Smith
10. oneniltothearsenal

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Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)

• Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
• Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
• Detroit: The Cub
• Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
• Lakers: Samid
• Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
• Miami: Lil-Nut
• Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
• New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
• New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
• Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
• Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
• Phoenix: Dan II
• Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
• Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
• San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
• Washington: reelworld

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Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)

• Chicago: The Cat
• Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
• Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
• Indiana: reelworld
• Lakers: Samid
• Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
• Miami: Lil-Nut
• Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
• New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
• New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
• Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
• Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
• Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
• Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
• Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
• San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine

---

Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)

1. Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
2. Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
3. Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
4. Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
5. Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
6. Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
7. Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
8. Paul George (5th, 2010)
9. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
10. Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)

Wow love it!

 

[sebsheep]

Flipping burgers where he belongs

Wtf

 

[Heine]

Who cares about individual stats? Rings is what matters

 

[hobbers]

Wtf

Burger boy

 

[reelworld]

Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.

A reminder: this simulation started in 1996, so everything listed after that happened in this game. Everything before is historical data (which is already in the game).

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs

GameScore

1. --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
2. --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
3. --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
4. --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
5. --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
6. --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
7. --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
8. --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
9. --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
10. --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)

Points

1. --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
2. --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
3. --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
4. --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
5. --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
6. --- 63 Solius (2014)
7. --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
8. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
9. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
10. --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
11. --- 59 Nobbers (2020)

Rebounds

1. --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
2. --- 36 altodevil (2009)
3. --- 35 altodevil (2006)
4. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
5. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
6. --- 34 altodevil (2002)
7. --- 34 altodevil (2007)
8. --- 34 altodevil (2015)
9. --- 33 altodevil (2000)
10. --- 33 altodevil (2001)

Assists

1. --- 27 reelworld (2007)
2. --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
3. --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
4. --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
5. --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
6. --- 24 V.O. (2010)
7. --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
8. --- 23 V.O. (2007)
9. --- 23 V.O. (2011)
10. --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
11. --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
12. --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
13. --- 23 Two Nil (2019)

Steals

1. --- 16 altodevil (2004)
2. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
3. --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
4. --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
5. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
6. --- 12 altodevil (2000)
7. --- 12 altodevil (2003)
8. --- 12 altodevil (2005)
9. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
10. --- 11 altodevil (1997)

Blocks

1. --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
2. --- 15 altodevil (2002)
3. --- 14 altodevil (2009)
4. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
5. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
6. --- 13 altodevil (2006)
7. --- 13 altodevil (2007)
8. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
9. --- 13 altodevil (2016)
10. --- 12 altodevil (1997)

Three Pointers Made

1. --- 13 Solius (2014)
2. --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
3. --- 12 SebJr (2018)
4. --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
5. --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
6. --- 11 Samid (2007)
7. --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
8. --- 11 Dan II (2020)
9. --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
10. --- 11 Nobbers (2020)

---

Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)

1. hobbers (2005)
2. Kevin Durant (2013)
3. BenitoSTARR (2009)
4. BenitoSTARR (2010)
5. Kevin Durant (2014)
6. Solius (2005)
7. Kevin Durant (2012)
8. BenitoSTARR (2008)
9. hobbers (2006)
10. Michael Jordan (1988)
11. Nobbers (2020)
12. BenitoSTARR (2007)
13. Kevin Durant (2015)
14. hobbers (2009)
15. hobbers (2008)
16. hobbers (2004)
17. sontodevil (2017)
18. Michael Finley (1998)
19. Kevin Durant (2016)
20. hobbers (2002)

---

Career Earnings (guaranteed)

1. --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
2. --- $350.72m Solius
3. --- $334.49m hobbers
4. --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
5. --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
6. --- $303.92m altodevil
7. --- $293.15m The Cub
8. --- $289.82m sontodevil
9. --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
10. --- $259.80m P-Nut

---

Games Injured

1. --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
2. --- 283 Darius Miles
3. --- 275 hobbers
4. --- 269 Tim Thomas
5. --- 263 Kevin Love
6. --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
7. --- 258 Solius
8. --- 252 altodevil
9. --- 247 Dan
10. --- 246 Allen Iverson

---

Games played

1. --- 2106 altodevil
2. --- 1990 hobbers
3. --- 1877 Solius
4. --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
5. --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
6. --- 1706 Salt Bailly
7. --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
8. --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
9. --- 1606 Robert Parish
10. --- 1577 Vince Carter

---

3 Pointers Attempted

1. --- 14 171 Solius
2. --- 9 903 P-Nut
3. --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
4. --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
5. --- 8 141 hobbers
6. --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
7. --- 7 059 V.O.
8. --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
9. --- 6 522 Samid
10. --- 6 394 Josh Smith

---

Free Throws Attempted

1. --- 9 836 hobbers
2. --- 9 811 P-Nut
3. --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
4. --- 9 087 Moses Malone
5. --- 8 373 Jerry West
6. --- 8 279 Solius
7. --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
8. --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
9. --- 7 896 Karl Malone
10. --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

---

Highest Single-Season Stats

Points per game (since 1970)

1. --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
2. --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
3. --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
4. --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
5. --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
6. --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
7. --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
8. --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
9. --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
10. --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)

Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)

1. --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
2. --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
3. --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
4. --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
5. --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
6. --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
7. --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
8. --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
9. --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
10. --- 37.0 Solius (2005)

Assists per game

1. --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
2. --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
3. --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
4. --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
5. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
6. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
7. --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
8. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
9. --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
10. --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)

Assists per game - playoffs

1. --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
2. --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
3. --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
4. --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
5. --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
6. --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
7. --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
8. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
9. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
10. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)

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Feats

Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
2. --- 830 hobbers
3. --- 829 V.O.
4. --- 707 Solius
5. --- 662 The Cub
6. --- 656 Josh Smith
7. --- 648 Tim Duncan
8. --- 644 Chris Webber
9. --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
10. --- 599 P-Nut

Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 189 Oscar Robertson
2. --- 167 Magic Johnson
3. --- 143 Two Nil
4. --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
5. --- 103 hobbers
6. --- 93 Pepper Bailly
7. --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
8. --- 69 Larry Bird
9. --- 62 Josh Smith
10. --- 62 BenitoSTARR

Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
2. --- 2 Nate Thurmond
3. --- 2 BenitoSTARR
4. --- 1 hobbers

Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)

1. --- 20 hobbers
2. --- 14 sontodevil
3. --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
4. --- 4 Lil' V.O.
5. --- 3 altodevil
6. --- 3 weeweetee
7. --- 2 Julius Irving
8. --- 2 Scottie Pippen
9. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
10. --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius

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Best Players Without a Ring

1. hobbers
2. P-Nut
3. Dr. Dwayne
4. Chris Webber
5. Tim Thomas
6. Joe Smith
7. oneniltothearsenal
8. Charles Barkley
9. Carmelo Anthony
10. Darius Miles

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Best Players Without an MVP

1. altodevil
2. P-Nut
3. Josh Smith
4. Anfernee Hardaway
5. Dr. Dwayne
6. Chris Webber
7. V.O.
8. Tim Thomas
9. Joe Smith
10. oneniltothearsenal

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Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)

• Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
• Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
• Detroit: The Cub
• Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
• Lakers: Samid
• Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
• Miami: Lil-Nut
• Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
• New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
• New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
• Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
• Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
• Phoenix: Dan II
• Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
• Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
• San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
• Washington: reelworld

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Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)

• Chicago: The Cat
• Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
• Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
• Indiana: reelworld
• Lakers: Samid
• Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
• Miami: Lil-Nut
• Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
• New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
• New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
• Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
• Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
• Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
• Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
• Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
• San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine

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Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)

1. Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
2. Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
3. Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
4. Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
5. Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
6. Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
7. Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
8. Paul George (5th, 2010)
9. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
10. Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)

wow, didn't realize that I hold the record for most assists in a playoff game

 

[P-Nut]

P-Nut got high on a lot of those lists, but don't think I've ever even made a final. Have I even got a club yet

 

[nimic]

20/21 Season Preview Part 1

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

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League news

P-Nut got high on a lot of those lists, but don't think I've ever even made a final. Have I even got a club yet

Yes!

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Power Rankings

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Team Finances and Strategy

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