Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 30/31 | 2nd Round, games 1-3 | Are the Phoenix Suns going to murder you? | BasketballGM

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Hah, ok. Nobbers is the only problem on the horizon
 
Can I rip up P-Nuts contract please
 
Actually @P-Nut you have a 95% chance of re-signing. So you might want to rip it up anyway. You've spent enough time at Denver for it to be "free" anyway.

Of course, you might well just end up signing for them again, what with the P-Nut shaped hole you're leaving.
 
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Actually @P-Nut you have a 95% chance of re-signing. So you might want to rip it up anyway. You've spent enough time at Denver for it to be "free" anyway.

Of course, you might well just end up signing for them again, what with the P-Nut shaped hole you're leaving.
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Of course there is, rarely make the playoffs but we just want to stay forever. Yeah get me out of there man if I do resign
 
2020 NBA Final
2020 NBA Final

@weetee @altodevil @reelworld @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @The Cat @Stobzilla @Solius @sebsheep @Salt Bailly @V.O. @Heine @Dr. Dwayne @Dan @BenitoSTARR

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The Spurs have won their third ring! In the end it wasn't very close, though it required avoiding injuries to a very thin squad beyond the starting 5. To those that are worried that this means the Spurs are going to win the next 8 rings in a row, I wouldn't be too worried. There are already signs that some of the young stars aren't happy being just a cog in the machine, particularly when the Spurs don't seem to favour upping their facility spending to match the ambition. But that is a challenge for the future, for now the Spurs are victorious!

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Playoff stats

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Playoff leaders

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20 minutes a game in the finals at 41 - GOAT

Sonius you could argue was FMVP though.
 
I'm still the assist king.
KD clearly let me down there.
 
19/20 Season Review
19/20 Season Review

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

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The San Antonio Spurs won their 3rd ever Championship, all with the current golden generation crop. A 79-3 regular season followed by a 16-0 regular season run, no doubt the best team in NBA history. They have weaknesses, but their starting 5 has none. I won't predict an obvious repeat winner quite yet, given they failed to win again after both their previous rings.

Play-in tournament

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Regular season

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Player stats (regular season + playoffs)

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Awards

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Statistical feats

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I think I got everyone. This is the first time since 1997 that altodevil doesn't have a single 25+ rebound game. I guess 21 isn't too bad for a 41 year old. Decide for yourself whether it was a good trade or not for the Lakers. I guess they got what they wanted: a bad team to get good picks for the future.

(This reminds me, I should do another stat bonanza after this season)

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League news

If anyone else is tearing up their contract (one-time or else after 3 full seasons at a team), let me know.

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Draft lottery

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Draft class

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3rd team all-defense as a bench player of 41 years of age.
 
nimic you shit on everything your golden goose has achieved
 
I forgot we got the pick for Murray in the Alto trade… What a terrible trade by Lakers

We are a shutdown defence, when our reserve big is 3rd team all defence and we got 3 1st team. Then we just let nobbers do his thing on the other end, and score if he lends us the ball. Will be a sad day when it gets broken up
 
Heine said:
I forgot we got the pick for Murray in the Alto trade… What a terrible trade by Lakers

We are a shutdown defence, when our reserve big is 3rd team all defence and we got 3 1st team. Then we just let nobbers do his thing on the other end, and score if he lends us the ball. Will be a sad day when it gets broken up
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Nature abhors a vacuum, and I think in the game players abhor small markets. If all your contracts expired right now, Nobbers would have a 52% desire to re-sign, you 40% and Sonius 12%. altodevil >99%, because he knows a good time when he sees it. Incidentally, those first three are in order of playing time, so that might have an impact too.
 
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Well said. I think Heine also doesn't realize they're literally burning Spurs' shirts all over the continent except for one city.
 
2020 Draft and Free Agency
Might as well get this one out of the way too!

2020 Draft and Free Agency

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Draft

1-10

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11-60

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Free Agency

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P-Nut is yet to find a team. I suspect he'll find one as soon as the season starts.

Trades

So many trades.

SebJr (Wizards > Pelicans), BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans) - the self-proclaimed Assist King only got one season in Washington. Maybe Durant was jealous?
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Solius (Kings > Knicks), reelworld II, Stobzilla II & Two Nil (Knicks) - this could be an amazing trade, or an all-time bad one. It all hinges on what happens over the summer with these players and their ratings.
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weeweetee & Lil' V.O. (Rockets)
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Skizzo (Hawks)
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The Cub & sontodevil (Grizzlies) - slightly strange team construction over here by Memphis
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Lil-Nut & BenitoSTARR (Heat)
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Pepper Bailly (Timberwolves) - seems like a win for Minnesota
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Dan II (76ers) - :confused:
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Nobbers, Sonius, Heine & altodevil (Spurs), Skizzo (Hawks)
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Dr. Junior (Cavaliers) - Cavs are busy
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Dr. Junior (Cavaliers), SebJr & BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans)
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hobbers (Warriors)
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Edit: Might as well add some other notable moves in free agency (expired contracts):
  • Tyler Ennis (62/64) from Cleveland to Minnesota
  • Jarrett Allen (60/66) from Sacramento to Milwaukee
  • Lauri Markkanen (64/68) from Utah to Orlando
  • Maurice Harkless (66/67) from Atlanta to Sacramento
  • Frank Ntilikina (59/68) from Detroit to Orlando
  • Bradley Beal (69/71) from Miami to Sacramento
  • Steven Adams (70/71) from Chicago to Sacramento
  • Lonzo Ball (66/72) from Portland to Oklahoma City
  • John Collins (69/77) from Memphis to Philadelphia
  • Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (76/77) from Minnesota to Miami
 
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What a punk KD is, crying to the owner because the fans loved me more.
 
nimic said:
Might as well get this one out of the way too!

2020 Draft and Free Agency

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Draft

1-10

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11-60

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Free Agency

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P-Nut is yet to find a team. I suspect he'll find one as soon as the season starts.

Trades

So many trades.

SebJr (Wizards > Pelicans), BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans) - the self-proclaimed Assist King only got one season in Washington. Maybe Durant was jealous?
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Solius (Kings > Knicks), reelworld II, Stobzilla II & Two Nil (Knicks) - this could be an amazing trade, or an all-time bad one. It all hinges on what happens over the summer with these players and their ratings.
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weeweetee & Lil' V.O. (Rockets)
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Skizzo (Hawks)
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The Cub & sontodevil (Grizzlies) - slightly strange team construction over here by Memphis
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Lil-Nut & BenitoSTARR (Heat)
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Pepper Bailly (Timberwolves) - seems like a win for Minnesota
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Dan II (76ers) - :confused:
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Nobbers, Sonius, Heine & altodevil (Spurs), Skizzo (Hawks)
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Dr. Junior (Cavaliers) - Cavs are busy
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Dr. Junior (Cavaliers), SebJr & BenitwoSTARRLET (Pelicans)
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hobbers (Warriors)
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Edit: Might as well add some other notable moves in free agency (expired contracts):
  • Tyler Ennis (62/64) from Cleveland to Minnesota
  • Jarrett Allen (60/66) from Sacramento to Milwaukee
  • Lauri Markkanen (64/68) from Utah to Orlando
  • Maurice Harkless (66/67) from Atlanta to Sacramento
  • Frank Ntilikina (59/68) from Detroit to Orlando
  • Bradley Beal (69/71) from Miami to Sacramento
  • Steven Adams (70/71) from Chicago to Sacramento
  • Lonzo Ball (66/72) from Portland to Oklahoma City
  • John Collins (69/77) from Memphis to Philadelphia
  • Michael Kidd-Gilchrist (76/77) from Minnesota to Miami
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Ooh we can hope this is the final piece to end the Durant and SA evil empires.
 
Stat Bonanza (2020)
Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.

A reminder: this simulation started in 1996, so everything listed after that happened in this game. Everything before is historical data (which is already in the game).

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs

GameScore
  1. --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
  2. --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
  3. --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
  4. --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
  5. --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
  6. --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
  7. --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
  8. --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
  9. --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
  10. --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)
Points
  1. --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
  2. --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
  3. --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
  4. --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
  5. --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
  6. --- 63 Solius (2014)
  7. --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
  8. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
  9. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
  10. --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
  11. --- 59 Nobbers (2020)
Rebounds
  1. --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
  2. --- 36 altodevil (2009)
  3. --- 35 altodevil (2006)
  4. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
  5. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
  6. --- 34 altodevil (2002)
  7. --- 34 altodevil (2007)
  8. --- 34 altodevil (2015)
  9. --- 33 altodevil (2000)
  10. --- 33 altodevil (2001)
Assists
  1. --- 27 reelworld (2007)
  2. --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
  3. --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
  4. --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
  5. --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
  6. --- 24 V.O. (2010)
  7. --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
  8. --- 23 V.O. (2007)
  9. --- 23 V.O. (2011)
  10. --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
  11. --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
  12. --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
  13. --- 23 Two Nil (2019)
Steals
  1. --- 16 altodevil (2004)
  2. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
  3. --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
  4. --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
  5. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
  6. --- 12 altodevil (2000)
  7. --- 12 altodevil (2003)
  8. --- 12 altodevil (2005)
  9. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
  10. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
Blocks
  1. --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
  2. --- 15 altodevil (2002)
  3. --- 14 altodevil (2009)
  4. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
  5. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
  6. --- 13 altodevil (2006)
  7. --- 13 altodevil (2007)
  8. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
  9. --- 13 altodevil (2016)
  10. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
Three Pointers Made
  1. --- 13 Solius (2014)
  2. --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
  3. --- 12 SebJr (2018)
  4. --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
  5. --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
  6. --- 11 Samid (2007)
  7. --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
  8. --- 11 Dan II (2020)
  9. --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
  10. --- 11 Nobbers (2020)

Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)
  1. hobbers (2005)
  2. Kevin Durant (2013)
  3. BenitoSTARR (2009)
  4. BenitoSTARR (2010)
  5. Kevin Durant (2014)
  6. Solius (2005)
  7. Kevin Durant (2012)
  8. BenitoSTARR (2008)
  9. hobbers (2006)
  10. Michael Jordan (1988)
  11. Nobbers (2020)
  12. BenitoSTARR (2007)
  13. Kevin Durant (2015)
  14. hobbers (2009)
  15. hobbers (2008)
  16. hobbers (2004)
  17. sontodevil (2017)
  18. Michael Finley (1998)
  19. Kevin Durant (2016)
  20. hobbers (2002)

Career Earnings (guaranteed)
  1. --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
  2. --- $350.72m Solius
  3. --- $334.49m hobbers
  4. --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
  5. --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
  6. --- $303.92m altodevil
  7. --- $293.15m The Cub
  8. --- $289.82m sontodevil
  9. --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
  10. --- $259.80m P-Nut

Games Injured
  1. --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
  2. --- 283 Darius Miles
  3. --- 275 hobbers
  4. --- 269 Tim Thomas
  5. --- 263 Kevin Love
  6. --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
  7. --- 258 Solius
  8. --- 252 altodevil
  9. --- 247 Dan
  10. --- 246 Allen Iverson

Games played
  1. --- 2106 altodevil
  2. --- 1990 hobbers
  3. --- 1877 Solius
  4. --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
  5. --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  6. --- 1706 Salt Bailly
  7. --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
  8. --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
  9. --- 1606 Robert Parish
  10. --- 1577 Vince Carter

3 Pointers Attempted
  1. --- 14 171 Solius
  2. --- 9 903 P-Nut
  3. --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
  5. --- 8 141 hobbers
  6. --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
  7. --- 7 059 V.O.
  8. --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
  9. --- 6 522 Samid
  10. --- 6 394 Josh Smith

Free Throws Attempted
  1. --- 9 836 hobbers
  2. --- 9 811 P-Nut
  3. --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
  4. --- 9 087 Moses Malone
  5. --- 8 373 Jerry West
  6. --- 8 279 Solius
  7. --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
  8. --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
  9. --- 7 896 Karl Malone
  10. --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Highest Single-Season Stats

Points per game (since 1970)
  1. --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
  2. --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
  3. --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
  4. --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
  5. --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
  6. --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
  7. --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
  8. --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
  9. --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
  10. --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)
Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)
  1. --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
  2. --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
  3. --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
  4. --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
  5. --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
  6. --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
  7. --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
  8. --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
  9. --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
  10. --- 37.0 Solius (2005)
Assists per game
  1. --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
  2. --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
  3. --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
  4. --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
  5. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
  6. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
  7. --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
  8. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
  9. --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
  10. --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)
Assists per game - playoffs
  1. --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
  2. --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
  3. --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
  4. --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
  5. --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
  6. --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
  7. --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
  8. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
  9. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
  10. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)

Feats

Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
  2. --- 830 hobbers
  3. --- 829 V.O.
  4. --- 707 Solius
  5. --- 662 The Cub
  6. --- 656 Josh Smith
  7. --- 648 Tim Duncan
  8. --- 644 Chris Webber
  9. --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
  10. --- 599 P-Nut
Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 189 Oscar Robertson
  2. --- 167 Magic Johnson
  3. --- 143 Two Nil
  4. --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
  5. --- 103 hobbers
  6. --- 93 Pepper Bailly
  7. --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
  8. --- 69 Larry Bird
  9. --- 62 Josh Smith
  10. --- 62 BenitoSTARR
Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
  2. --- 2 Nate Thurmond
  3. --- 2 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 1 hobbers
Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 20 hobbers
  2. --- 14 sontodevil
  3. --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
  4. --- 4 Lil' V.O.
  5. --- 3 altodevil
  6. --- 3 weeweetee
  7. --- 2 Julius Irving
  8. --- 2 Scottie Pippen
  9. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
  10. --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius

Best Players Without a Ring
  1. hobbers
  2. P-Nut
  3. Dr. Dwayne
  4. Chris Webber
  5. Tim Thomas
  6. Joe Smith
  7. oneniltothearsenal
  8. Charles Barkley
  9. Carmelo Anthony
  10. Darius Miles

Best Players Without an MVP
  1. altodevil
  2. P-Nut
  3. Josh Smith
  4. Anfernee Hardaway
  5. Dr. Dwayne
  6. Chris Webber
  7. V.O.
  8. Tim Thomas
  9. Joe Smith
  10. oneniltothearsenal

Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)
  • Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
  • Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
  • Detroit: The Cub
  • Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
  • Lakers: Samid
  • Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
  • Miami: Lil-Nut
  • Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
  • New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
  • New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
  • Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
  • Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
  • Phoenix: Dan II
  • Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
  • Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
  • San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
  • Washington: reelworld

Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)
  • Chicago: The Cat
  • Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
  • Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
  • Indiana: reelworld
  • Lakers: Samid
  • Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
  • Miami: Lil-Nut
  • Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
  • New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
  • New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
  • Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
  • Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
  • Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
  • Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
  • Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
  • San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine

Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)
  1. Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
  2. Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
  3. Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
  4. Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
  5. Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
  6. Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
  7. Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
  8. Paul George (5th, 2010)
  9. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
  10. Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)
 
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Stats
Some stats, more or less arbitrarily picked. If you want to know anything specific, about a team or a player for example, let me know.

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

Single-Game Highs (all players)
Playoffs

GameScore
  1. --- 63.8 BenitoSTARR (2009)
  2. --- 60.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
  3. --- 58.7 Kevin Durant (2014)
  4. --- 58.6 Kevin Durant (2012)
  5. --- 57.8 Kevin Durant (2014)
  6. --- 56.8 Pepper Bailly (2016)
  7. --- 55.7 Kevin Durant (2012)
  8. --- 55.4 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
  9. --- 54.4 Jerry Stackhouse (2005)
  10. --- 54.1 hobbers (2005)
Points
  1. --- 69 Kevin Durant (2014)
  2. --- 66 Jerry Stackhouse (2000)
  3. --- 65 Jerry Stackhouse (1999)
  4. --- 65 Kevin Durant (2014)
  5. --- 64 Kevin Durant (2012)
  6. --- 63 Solius (2014)
  7. --- 62 BenitoSTARR (2009)
  8. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2012)
  9. --- 60 Kevin Durant (2019)
  10. --- 59 P-Nut (2012)
  11. --- 59 Nobbers (2020)
Rebounds
  1. --- 39 Sontodevil (2015)
  2. --- 36 altodevil (2009)
  3. --- 35 altodevil (2006)
  4. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
  5. --- 34 altodevil (1997)
  6. --- 34 altodevil (2002)
  7. --- 34 altodevil (2007)
  8. --- 34 altodevil (2015)
  9. --- 33 altodevil (2000)
  10. --- 33 altodevil (2001)
Assists
  1. --- 27 reelworld (2007)
  2. --- 27 sontodevil (2019)
  3. --- 26 sontodevil (2020)
  4. --- 25 sontodevil (2018)
  5. --- 24 Allen Iverson (2002)
  6. --- 24 V.O. (2010)
  7. --- 24 reelworld II (2017)
  8. --- 23 V.O. (2007)
  9. --- 23 V.O. (2011)
  10. --- 23 sontodevil (2017)
  11. --- 23 sontodevil (2018)
  12. --- 23 reelworld II (2018)
  13. --- 23 Two Nil (2019)
Steals
  1. --- 16 altodevil (2004)
  2. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
  3. --- 13 sontodevil (2014)
  4. --- 12 Dana Barros (1996)
  5. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
  6. --- 12 altodevil (2000)
  7. --- 12 altodevil (2003)
  8. --- 12 altodevil (2005)
  9. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
  10. --- 11 altodevil (1997)
Blocks
  1. --- 15 BenitoSTARR (2000)
  2. --- 15 altodevil (2002)
  3. --- 14 altodevil (2009)
  4. --- 13 altodevil (1997)
  5. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2002)
  6. --- 13 altodevil (2006)
  7. --- 13 altodevil (2007)
  8. --- 13 BenitoSTARR (2010)
  9. --- 13 altodevil (2016)
  10. --- 12 altodevil (1997)
Three Pointers Made
  1. --- 13 Solius (2014)
  2. --- 13 weeweetee (2020)
  3. --- 12 SebJr (2018)
  4. --- 12 Nobbers (2018)
  5. --- 12 weeweetee (2020)
  6. --- 11 Samid (2007)
  7. --- 11 Von Wafer (2018)
  8. --- 11 Dan II (2020)
  9. --- 11 reelworld II (2020)
  10. --- 11 Nobbers (2020)

Greatest Seasons Of All Time (according to an algorithm I got from the interwebs)
  1. hobbers (2005)
  2. Kevin Durant (2013)
  3. BenitoSTARR (2009)
  4. BenitoSTARR (2010)
  5. Kevin Durant (2014)
  6. Solius (2005)
  7. Kevin Durant (2012)
  8. BenitoSTARR (2008)
  9. hobbers (2006)
  10. Michael Jordan (1988)
  11. Nobbers (2020)
  12. BenitoSTARR (2007)
  13. Kevin Durant (2015)
  14. hobbers (2009)
  15. hobbers (2008)
  16. hobbers (2004)
  17. sontodevil (2017)
  18. Michael Finley (1998)
  19. Kevin Durant (2016)
  20. hobbers (2002)

Career Earnings (guaranteed)
  1. --- $382.42m Kevin Durant
  2. --- $350.72m Solius
  3. --- $334.49m hobbers
  4. --- $313.27m Anthony Davis
  5. --- $307.47m Michael Kidd-Gilchrist
  6. --- $303.92m altodevil
  7. --- $293.15m The Cub
  8. --- $289.82m sontodevil
  9. --- $261.55m Bradley Beal
  10. --- $259.80m P-Nut

Games Injured
  1. --- 322 Jermaine O'Neal
  2. --- 283 Darius Miles
  3. --- 275 hobbers
  4. --- 269 Tim Thomas
  5. --- 263 Kevin Love
  6. --- 262 Shaquille O'Neal
  7. --- 258 Solius
  8. --- 252 altodevil
  9. --- 247 Dan
  10. --- 246 Allen Iverson

Games played
  1. --- 2106 altodevil
  2. --- 1990 hobbers
  3. --- 1877 Solius
  4. --- 1833 BenitoSTARR
  5. --- 1797 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  6. --- 1706 Salt Bailly
  7. --- 1696 Dr. Dwayne
  8. --- 1673 Anfernee Hardaway
  9. --- 1606 Robert Parish
  10. --- 1577 Vince Carter

3 Pointers Attempted
  1. --- 14 171 Solius
  2. --- 9 903 P-Nut
  3. --- 9 015 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 8 763 Kevin Durant
  5. --- 8 141 hobbers
  6. --- 7 220 Dr. Dwayne
  7. --- 7 059 V.O.
  8. --- 6 661 Tim Thomas
  9. --- 6 522 Samid
  10. --- 6 394 Josh Smith

Free Throws Attempted
  1. --- 9 836 hobbers
  2. --- 9 811 P-Nut
  3. --- 9 611 Kevin Durant
  4. --- 9 087 Moses Malone
  5. --- 8 373 Jerry West
  6. --- 8 279 Solius
  7. --- 8 254 Oscar Robertson
  8. --- 8 234 Michael Jordan
  9. --- 7 896 Karl Malone
  10. --- 7 762 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Highest Single-Season Stats

Points per game (since 1970)
  1. --- 38.6 Kevin Durant (2014)
  2. --- 37.3 Kevin Durant (2013)
  3. --- 37.1 Michael Jordan (1987)
  4. --- 36.1 Kevin Durant (2012)
  5. --- 35.4 hobbers (2005)
  6. --- 35.3 P-Nut (2012)
  7. --- 35.0 Michael Jordan (1988)
  8. --- 34.8 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1972)
  9. --- 34.5 Bob McAdoo (1975)
  10. --- 34.4 Solius (2009 & 2014)
Points per game - playoffs (since 1970)
  1. --- 43.7 Michael Jordan (1986)
  2. --- 40.5 Jerry Stackhouse (2001)
  3. --- 39.8 Kevin Durant (2019)
  4. --- 39.7 P-Nut (2011)
  5. --- 39.5 Kevin Durant (2013)
  6. --- 19.3 Kevin Durant (2012)
  7. --- 38.5 Kevin Durant (2015)
  8. --- 37.5 Hakeem Olajuwon (1988)
  9. --- 37.4 Bob McAdoo (1975)
  10. --- 37.0 Solius (2005)
Assists per game
  1. --- 14.5 John Stockton (1990)
  2. --- 14.3 sontodevil (2018)
  3. --- 14.2 John Stockton (1991)
  4. --- 13.9 Isiah Thomas (1985)
  5. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1988)
  6. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1992)
  7. --- 13.7 sontodevil (2020)
  8. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1989)
  9. --- 13.6 V.O. (2007)
  10. --- 13.6 sontodevil (2019)
Assists per game - playoffs
  1. --- 15.3 V.O. (2011)
  2. --- 15.3 reelworld II (2018)
  3. --- 15.2 Magic Johnson (1985)
  4. --- 15.1 Magic Johnson (1986)
  5. --- 15.0 John Stockton (1990)
  6. --- 14.8 John Stockton (1988)
  7. --- 14.6 Johnny Moore (1983)
  8. --- 13.8 John Stockton (1991)
  9. --- 13.7 John Stockton (1989)
  10. --- 13.6 John Stockton (1992)

Feats

Career Double-Doubles (10x in two of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 880 oneniltothearsenal
  2. --- 830 hobbers
  3. --- 829 V.O.
  4. --- 707 Solius
  5. --- 662 The Cub
  6. --- 656 Josh Smith
  7. --- 648 Tim Duncan
  8. --- 644 Chris Webber
  9. --- 610 Shaquille O'Neal
  10. --- 599 P-Nut
Career Triple-Doubles (10x in three of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 189 Oscar Robertson
  2. --- 167 Magic Johnson
  3. --- 143 Two Nil
  4. --- 134 oneniltothearsenal
  5. --- 103 hobbers
  6. --- 93 Pepper Bailly
  7. --- 87 Wilt Chamberlain
  8. --- 69 Larry Bird
  9. --- 62 Josh Smith
  10. --- 62 BenitoSTARR
Career Quadruple-Doubles (10x in four of points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 4 Hakeem Olajuwon
  2. --- 2 Nate Thurmond
  3. --- 2 BenitoSTARR
  4. --- 1 hobbers
Career 5x5 (5x in points, rebounds, assists, steals, blocks)
  1. --- 20 hobbers
  2. --- 14 sontodevil
  3. --- 11 Hakeem Olajuwon
  4. --- 4 Lil' V.O.
  5. --- 3 altodevil
  6. --- 3 weeweetee
  7. --- 2 Julius Irving
  8. --- 2 Scottie Pippen
  9. --- 2 oneniltothearsenal
  10. --- 1 Vince Carter, Kevin Durant, Kevin Garnett, Greg Monroe, Elfrid Payton, Salt Bailly & Sonius

Best Players Without a Ring
  1. hobbers
  2. P-Nut
  3. Dr. Dwayne
  4. Chris Webber
  5. Tim Thomas
  6. Joe Smith
  7. oneniltothearsenal
  8. Charles Barkley
  9. Carmelo Anthony
  10. Darius Miles

Best Players Without an MVP
  1. altodevil
  2. P-Nut
  3. Josh Smith
  4. Anfernee Hardaway
  5. Dr. Dwayne
  6. Chris Webber
  7. V.O.
  8. Tim Thomas
  9. Joe Smith
  10. oneniltothearsenal

Who Drafted Cafites? (some of you came in after the draft, and aren't on this list)
  • Cleveland: altodevil, V.O., Dr. Junior
  • Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET
  • Detroit: The Cub
  • Houston: Lil' V.O., weeweetee
  • Lakers: Samid
  • Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut, sontodevil
  • Miami: Lil-Nut
  • Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
  • New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal
  • New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
  • Oklahoma City: Solius, The Cat, weetee
  • Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
  • Phoenix: Dan II
  • Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
  • Sacramento: Pepper Bailly
  • San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine, Sonius
  • Washington: reelworld

Who Owned the Picks that Became Cafites? (i. e., what could have been?)
  • Chicago: The Cat
  • Cleveland: altodevil, V.O.
  • Denver: BenitwoSTARRLET, weeweetee
  • Indiana: reelworld
  • Lakers: Samid
  • Memphis: Stobzilla, P-Nut
  • Miami: Lil-Nut
  • Milwaukee: Salt Bailly
  • New Orleans: oneniltothearsenal, Pepper Bailly, Dr. Junior
  • New York: Dr. Dwayne, BenitoSTARR
  • Oklahoma City: Solius, weetee, Sonius
  • Philadelphia: Dan, Skizzo
  • Phoenix: Dan II, sontodevil
  • Portland: hobbers, sebsheep
  • Sacramento: The Cub, Lil' V.O.
  • San Antonio: Nobbers, Heine

Biggest Busts (Top 5 picks with the worst careers - since 1996)
  1. Iman Shumpert (4th, 2011)
  2. Daujan Wagner (2nd, 2002)
  3. Brandon Ingram (4th, 2016)
  4. Dwyane Wade (4th, 2003)
  5. Corey Brewer (5th, 2007)
  6. Jamal Crawford (1st, 2000)
  7. Alex Abrines (5th, 2016)
  8. Paul George (5th, 2010)
  9. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope (5th, 2013)
  10. Luol Deng (2nd, 2004)
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Damn my son has been a disappointment really. Still won two rings though which shows how elite I was. Great update nimic.
 
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