He's been on far better teams than I was
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2021 Playoffs Round 2
2021 Playoffs 2nd Round
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil @Salt Bailly @weetee @V.O. @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @Stobzilla @Solius @Dan
For the first two games I had to combine some games to be able to fit all the pictures (damn you 20 image limit, I will have my vengeance yet)
Upcoming: Conference Finals
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil @Salt Bailly @weetee @V.O. @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @Stobzilla @Solius @Dan
For the first two games I had to combine some games to be able to fit all the pictures (damn you 20 image limit, I will have my vengeance yet)
Upcoming: Conference Finals
One step closer to battering my son.
Could still go either way.
If you had stopped scoring at half time, you would have won by 23 points.
This basket thing is actually quite easy, aint it?
Dammit, I was hoping to not meet Durant again this playoffs
2021 Playoffs Conference Finals
2021 Playoffs Conference Finals
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil @weetee @V.O. @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @Stobzilla @Solius
Spurs in the lead! How lucky can one team be? Not only do they have the trio of Nobbers, Heine and Sonius, and the old dog altodevil, but they've even got a very capable Jamal Murray to pitch in with a casual 24/2/9.
No problems for the Knicks. Kevin Durant seems well contained.
Nobbers with a small injury, but he'll be back next game.
41 year old Solius with a casual 17 points in 16 minutes (and no, you're not going crazy, they did change the minutes played stat from decimals since last update)
39 from both Nobbers and Jamal Murray, how do you beat that? It doesn't help that everyone who isn't Lil' V.O. and weeweetee is shooting a combined 62/200 (that's a cool 31% shooting) this series.
Dominating performances from reelworld II and Two Nil in particular. Is this really the end of the Wizards? A sweep?
The Spurs win, and are through to the NBA Final, but Sonius is an unwelcome casualty. The game immediately became a lot closer, and the Rockets were as close as they've been all series. It might even have been preferable for the Spurs to lose a few games, to give Sonius time to come back for the Final. But a loss can't be a win, so that's right out.
Oh? Are we seeing the (in)famous Kevin Durant comeback? Dan II already got a taste of it in the last round, going 3-0 up and then getting reverse swept.
No comeback here! This will be the first time since 2014 without Kevin Durant and the Washington Wizards representing the East in the NBA Final. We'll have an all-time high of eight Cafites in the series, including an NBA Final-first of a father-son match-up. Solius won his last ring in 2004, while Sonius won his... last year! We might also potentially see altodevil with 9 (!). That would put him third, after Bill Russell and some other plumber I've never heard of (Sam Jones).
Upcoming: NBA Final
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil @weetee @V.O. @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @Stobzilla @Solius
Spurs in the lead! How lucky can one team be? Not only do they have the trio of Nobbers, Heine and Sonius, and the old dog altodevil, but they've even got a very capable Jamal Murray to pitch in with a casual 24/2/9.
No problems for the Knicks. Kevin Durant seems well contained.
Nobbers with a small injury, but he'll be back next game.
41 year old Solius with a casual 17 points in 16 minutes (and no, you're not going crazy, they did change the minutes played stat from decimals since last update)
39 from both Nobbers and Jamal Murray, how do you beat that? It doesn't help that everyone who isn't Lil' V.O. and weeweetee is shooting a combined 62/200 (that's a cool 31% shooting) this series.
Dominating performances from reelworld II and Two Nil in particular. Is this really the end of the Wizards? A sweep?
The Spurs win, and are through to the NBA Final, but Sonius is an unwelcome casualty. The game immediately became a lot closer, and the Rockets were as close as they've been all series. It might even have been preferable for the Spurs to lose a few games, to give Sonius time to come back for the Final. But a loss can't be a win, so that's right out.
Oh? Are we seeing the (in)famous Kevin Durant comeback? Dan II already got a taste of it in the last round, going 3-0 up and then getting reverse swept.
No comeback here! This will be the first time since 2014 without Kevin Durant and the Washington Wizards representing the East in the NBA Final. We'll have an all-time high of eight Cafites in the series, including an NBA Final-first of a father-son match-up. Solius won his last ring in 2004, while Sonius won his... last year! We might also potentially see altodevil with 9 (!). That would put him third, after Bill Russell and some other plumber I've never heard of (Sam Jones).
Upcoming: NBA Final
The family gets a ring regardless. Is Sonius going to miss the entire finals then?
I think he'll miss the first 2 games, but he should be back playing through injury after that.
Solius on the Knicks just feels wrong. Like Hakeem on the Raptors, or Shaq on the Celtics. Knicks are @BenitoSTARR s team
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Weeweewho?
Sit down.
Time to end the reign of the evil empire.
Durant didnt dare to meet us again and folded? Pussy
My career spans Magic and MJ to Trae Young and Lil Nut. Still winning.
2021 NBA Final
2021 NBA Final
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @Stobzilla
The Knicks aren't going to win if they let three different Spurs score 28+ points on them.
149 points! Actually, the Knicks are only the second team all season to score 123 or more on the Spurs, but that's not going to help if they concede 149.
Sonius is back, and he immediately grabs 22 rebounds. Poor shooting from the Knicks here, except for Two Nil (who could maybe take more shots). Are we looking at another Spurs sweep?
Well, that's that! The games were closer than the rest of the series had been, but in the end there was still no doubt about the victor. To take this team down you really do need them to suffer some injuries. Although it will be interesting to see what the future holds, as altodevil is getting very old, and Nobbers is basically 50/50 on whether or not he wants to renew his contract in San Antonio.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
Edit: @altodevil and @P-Nut, your digital selves have decided to hang up their boots at the end of the season. Do you want to countermand that order?
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @Stobzilla
The Knicks aren't going to win if they let three different Spurs score 28+ points on them.
149 points! Actually, the Knicks are only the second team all season to score 123 or more on the Spurs, but that's not going to help if they concede 149.
Sonius is back, and he immediately grabs 22 rebounds. Poor shooting from the Knicks here, except for Two Nil (who could maybe take more shots). Are we looking at another Spurs sweep?
Well, that's that! The games were closer than the rest of the series had been, but in the end there was still no doubt about the victor. To take this team down you really do need them to suffer some injuries. Although it will be interesting to see what the future holds, as altodevil is getting very old, and Nobbers is basically 50/50 on whether or not he wants to renew his contract in San Antonio.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
Edit: @altodevil and @P-Nut, your digital selves have decided to hang up their boots at the end of the season. Do you want to countermand that order?
Actually I guess I should tag everyone, since there are stats: @Dr. Dwayne @BenitoSTARR @The Cat @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @sebsheep @Dan
I don't even like basketball.
Getting onto the assist charts in this team is a miracle.
I assume the spurs arent gonna resign alto whether he stays in the game or not.
I play on
I mean I just played 20 mins per game for the champions in the finals.
At 52 rating they might. He was actually pretty useful this season too. Though the rating is almost certainly going to drop below 50 into the new season, and he might suffer the fate of P-Nut.
2021 NBA Final
@hobbers @Heine @Solius @altodevil @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @Stobzilla
The Knicks aren't going to win if they let three different Spurs score 28+ points on them.
149 points! Actually, the Knicks are only the second team all season to score 123 or more on the Spurs, but that's not going to help if they concede 149.
Sonius is back, and he immediately grabs 22 rebounds. Poor shooting from the Knicks here, except for Two Nil (who could maybe take more shots). Are we looking at another Spurs sweep?
Well, that's that! The games were closer than the rest of the series had been, but in the end there was still no doubt about the victor. To take this team down you really do need them to suffer some injuries. Although it will be interesting to see what the future holds, as altodevil is getting very old, and Nobbers is basically 50/50 on whether or not he wants to renew his contract in San Antonio.
Playoff stats
Playoff leaders
Edit: @altodevil and @P-Nut, your digital selves have decided to hang up their boots at the end of the season. Do you want to countermand that order?
Who is Rey in this analogy?
feck knows. @Stobzilla
Close, but i'm strong with the FARCE, not FORCE.
Can‘t be arsed to check out the final spoilers. @V.O. not even checking the thread anymore. Would be a miracle if wwt still puts in a shift this preseason, pretty frustrating state of affairs
It must be very hard for weeweetee, with his regular season success, yearly playoff runs, all star, all league, all defensive, MVP race, etc.
I still check the thread, I'm just depressed about being in a state of terminal decline at the ripe old age of 24, so there's not much to say.
I still check the thread, I'm just depressed about being in a state of terminal decline at the ripe old age of 24, so there's not much to say.
You won Defensive Player of the Year last season. I tell you, if ol' weetee and V.O. saw what their sons were complaining about.
@nimic Will let P-Nut retire gracefully with no one even realising he's retired.
Hopefully Lil Nut steps up a gear now and does something of note.
Hopefully Lil Nut steps up a gear now and does something of note.
individual awards are meaningless. No wonder ol’ hobbers got bitter at the end.
Except for all stars MVP - that‘s something old man weetee to impress with.