Nobbers will be getting another beating tonight. Cant even make the west conference all star team
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Alright! You and V.O. will see your little 'uns in the next draft.
13/14 End of Regular Season
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13/14 End of Regular Season and Playoff Bracket
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Final Standings
This feels unfair. weetee's Timberwolves were 8th last update, finished the season 15-10, and dropped down to 9th and out of the playoffs. The culprit is Nobbers and the Spurs, who finished the season even better and is going to face altodevil's Lakers in the 1st Round, with both teams on good form. It's an incredibly even top 8 (or 9!) this season, so anything is possible in the West side of the playoffs.
Our other Western cafites will miss out, unfortunately. Solius & sontodevil had no way of keeping up with the aforementioned Nobbers and weetee. P-Nut finished the final 25 games with a winning record, but it wasn't good enough with the start he had. That means two of the best Cafite performers this year, by PER, are the two Cafites who finish lowest in the West - as The Cub also misses out.
As predicted, some our Cafites were bound to miss out on the playoffs despite their good starts. Two Nil misses out by one game, though consider that his Raptors won their final 3 and the 8th placed Hawks lost the same number, so it wasn't as close as it seems. reelworld II is a bit further back, and then somehow Samid's Bobcats had a complete disaster end to the season. If they had gone 9-16 he would have been in the playoffs. At the bottom of the East we've got Salt Bailly.
The Celtics didn't finish the season quite as well as they began it, but hobbers & Skizzo still have both by far the best record and by far the far form since last time. BenitoSTARR & Stobzilla, as well as Dr. Dwayne, ended with good records, but their recent form is only barely winning. That's still better than SebJr's Heat and V.O.'s Nets, who both ended poorly. Though it's clear from the numbers that the Nets just ended a 9 game losing streak. Maybe just in time?
Regular Season Leaders
Playoff Bracket
Coming up: NBA Playoffs, 1st Round.
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Final Standings
This feels unfair. weetee's Timberwolves were 8th last update, finished the season 15-10, and dropped down to 9th and out of the playoffs. The culprit is Nobbers and the Spurs, who finished the season even better and is going to face altodevil's Lakers in the 1st Round, with both teams on good form. It's an incredibly even top 8 (or 9!) this season, so anything is possible in the West side of the playoffs.
Our other Western cafites will miss out, unfortunately. Solius & sontodevil had no way of keeping up with the aforementioned Nobbers and weetee. P-Nut finished the final 25 games with a winning record, but it wasn't good enough with the start he had. That means two of the best Cafite performers this year, by PER, are the two Cafites who finish lowest in the West - as The Cub also misses out.
As predicted, some our Cafites were bound to miss out on the playoffs despite their good starts. Two Nil misses out by one game, though consider that his Raptors won their final 3 and the 8th placed Hawks lost the same number, so it wasn't as close as it seems. reelworld II is a bit further back, and then somehow Samid's Bobcats had a complete disaster end to the season. If they had gone 9-16 he would have been in the playoffs. At the bottom of the East we've got Salt Bailly.
The Celtics didn't finish the season quite as well as they began it, but hobbers & Skizzo still have both by far the best record and by far the far form since last time. BenitoSTARR & Stobzilla, as well as Dr. Dwayne, ended with good records, but their recent form is only barely winning. That's still better than SebJr's Heat and V.O.'s Nets, who both ended poorly. Though it's clear from the numbers that the Nets just ended a 9 game losing streak. Maybe just in time?
Regular Season Leaders
Playoff Bracket
Coming up: NBA Playoffs, 1st Round.
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fecking nobbers
Prepare to get nobbled
robbers more accurate me thinks
Ooh.I forgot to post this, it happened a while ago:
Not so ooh.13/14 End of Regular Season and Playoff Bracket
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Final Standings
This feels unfair. weetee's Timberwolves were 8th last update, finished the season 15-10, and dropped down to 9th and out of the playoffs. The culprit is Nobbers and the Spurs, who finished the season even better and is going to face altodevil's Lakers in the 1st Round, with both teams on good form. It's an incredibly even top 8 (or 9!) this season, so anything is possible in the West side of the playoffs.
Our other Western cafites will miss out, unfortunately. Solius & sontodevil had no way of keeping up with the aforementioned Nobbers and weetee. P-Nut finished the final 25 games with a winning record, but it wasn't good enough with the start he had. That means two of the best Cafite performers this year, by PER, are the two Cafites who finish lowest in the West - as The Cub also misses out.
As predicted, some our Cafites were bound to miss out on the playoffs despite their good starts. Two Nil misses out by one game, though consider that his Raptors won their final 3 and the 8th placed Hawks lost the same number, so it wasn't as close as it seems. reelworld II is a bit further back, and then somehow Samid's Bobcats had a complete disaster end to the season. If they had gone 9-16 he would have been in the playoffs. At the bottom of the East we've got Salt Bailly.
The Celtics didn't finish the season quite as well as they began it, but hobbers & Skizzo still have both by far the best record and by far the far form since last time. BenitoSTARR & Stobzilla, as well as Dr. Dwayne, ended with good records, but their recent form is only barely winning. That's still better than SebJr's Heat and V.O.'s Nets, who both ended poorly. Though it's clear from the numbers that the Nets just ended a 9 game losing streak. Maybe just in time?
Regular Season Leaders
Playoff Bracket
Coming up: NBA Playoffs, 1st Round.
Is this my last year of contract with the King's?
You've got one more year. Expiring this year are altodevil, hobbers and Samid. The big three.
100 years old and still pulling 1 seeds out of my ass. Incredible. Such an extraordinary career. Won't have the stam to go all the way this year. But that's not the point. Still got it.
Durant please rain on the hobbers parade
Durant please rain on the hobbers parade
Washington will have to survive at least 4 Durantless games against Orlando, since he's out for 8 games (will be back playing injured for when it's 4).
Ah feck sake, I was hoping I could finally move to a decent side. Not been on 1 decent side since I started
Dammit. Get me out of the Bucks!!
2014 Playoffs 1st Round
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2014 Playoffs 1st Round
Kevin Durant will miss 4 games (and then play injured for another 4). Can the Orlando Magic do everyone in the East a huge favour?
Von Wafer (starting player for the Heat) got injured, so SebJr features more from here on.
We've got some real thrillers! 2-2 in all three Cafite matchups. hobbers and Skizzo predictably dispatch the weetee-less Atlanta Hawks.
Orlando has eliminated Washington, and there goes Kevin Durant! He'll be ring-less for at least one more season.
They're all going to 7!
altodevil and the #1 Lakers needed 7 to take out Nobbers and the #8 Spurs, though to be fair there were only 9 wins separating them. Dr. Dwayne's Cavaliers have eliminated the Heat, though who knows what could have happened if SebJr didn't get immediately injured. And imminently retiring V.O. has only gone and taken out the strong duo of BenitoSTARR and Stobzilla II in the Knicks v Nets classico. That's V.O.'s 2nd 20 assists game this entire season. Both of them have come in this series.
Kevin Durant will miss 4 games (and then play injured for another 4). Can the Orlando Magic do everyone in the East a huge favour?
Lakers altodevil: 5/23/0 (3stl/7blk) | 107 | 110 | San Antonio Nobbers: 14/7/0 (3blk) |
Boston hobbers: 22/6/5 (4stl/1blk) Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 5 min) | 97 | 84 | Atlanta |
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 27/4/6 | 113 | 95 | Miami SebJr: 2/1/4 (2stl) |
New York BenitoSTARR: 15/9/6 (10blk) Stobzilla II: 12/13/2 | 90 | 99 | Brooklyn V.O.: 12/1/9 (2stl) |
Lakers altodevil: 5/24/1 (4stl/5blk) | 108 | 80 | San Antonio Nobbers: 14/3/0 (5blk) |
Boston hobbers: 9/7/19 (6stl/1blk) Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 3 min) | 114 | 101 | Atlanta |
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 6/6/4 | 122 | 114 | Miami SebJr: 3/1/6 |
New York BenitoSTARR: 16/8/9 (2blk) Stobzilla II: 25/21/4 (1stl) | 123 | 119 | Brooklyn V.O.: 9/1/19 (1blk) |
Lakers altodevil: 2/16/1 (3stl/4blk) | 102 | 106 | San Antonio Nobbers: 19/4/0 (3blk) |
Boston (WIN) hobbers: 23/10/9 (2stl) Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 1 min) | 103 | 79 | Atlanta (LOSE) |
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 14/6/1 | 90 | 96 | Miami SebJr: 12/1/4 |
New York BenitoSTARR: 35/4/7 (6blk) Stobzilla II: 23/14/2 (1stl/2blk) | 120 | 119 | Brooklyn V.O.: 23/0/9 (2stl) |
Von Wafer (starting player for the Heat) got injured, so SebJr features more from here on.
Lakers altodevil: 5/30/1 (3stl/8blk) | 116 | 104 | San Antonio Nobbers: 27/5/2 (5blk) |
Boston hobbers: 31/4/10 (3stl) Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 25 sec) | 113 | 103 | Atlanta |
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 8/2/2 | 96 | 104 | Miami SebJr: 16/3/9 (1stl) |
New York BenitoSTARR: 28/4/6 (5blk) Stobzilla II: 19/12/3 (1stl) | 110 | 131 | Brooklyn V.O.: 19/2/20 (1stl) |
We've got some real thrillers! 2-2 in all three Cafite matchups. hobbers and Skizzo predictably dispatch the weetee-less Atlanta Hawks.
Lakers altodevil: 0/27/0 (2stl/11blk) | 84 | 103 | San Antonio Nobbers: 29/7/1 (3stl/4blk) |
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 25/5/3 (1stl/1blk) | 121 | 107 | Miami SebJr: 8/0/7 |
New York BenitoSTARR: 17/7/10 (4blk) Stobzilla II: 30/15/1 (2stl/1blk) | 115 | 118 | Brooklyn V.O.: 28/1/11 (1stl) |
Orlando has eliminated Washington, and there goes Kevin Durant! He'll be ring-less for at least one more season.
Lakers altodevil: 4/22/2 (3stl/9blk) | 94 | 76 | San Antonio Nobbers: 14/6/1 |
Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 20/6/3 | 103 | 123 | Miami SebJr: 14/1/6 |
New York BenitoSTARR: 26/7/7 (2blk) Stobzilla II: 18/10/3 (1stl/1blk) | 117 | 112 | Brooklyn V.O.: 17/2/13 (2stl) |
They're all going to 7!
Lakers (WIN) altodevil: 2/22/0 (5stl/5blk) | 97 | 78 | San Antonio (LOSE) Nobbers: 15/6/0 (1stl/4blk) |
Cleveland (WIN) Dr. Dwayne: 15/8/2 | 96 | 93 | Miami (LOSE) SebJr: 2/0/2 (injured) |
New York (LOSE) BenitoSTARR: 17/8/6 (7blk) Stobzilla II: 19/17/5 (1blk) | 106 | 120 | Brooklyn (WIN) V.O.: 21/2/22 (1stl) |
altodevil and the #1 Lakers needed 7 to take out Nobbers and the #8 Spurs, though to be fair there were only 9 wins separating them. Dr. Dwayne's Cavaliers have eliminated the Heat, though who knows what could have happened if SebJr didn't get immediately injured. And imminently retiring V.O. has only gone and taken out the strong duo of BenitoSTARR and Stobzilla II in the Knicks v Nets classico. That's V.O.'s 2nd 20 assists game this entire season. Both of them have come in this series.
@altodevil @hobbers @Skizzo @Dr. Dwayne @sebsheep @BenitoSTARR @Stobzilla @V.O. <-- I forgot this part, and I don't think editing it in will give the alert.
#NearlyNobbled
Strong performance from Skizzo
Think it's clear that they need to bin that guy who is starting ahead of me off tbh.
Yes! Second round!!
You weren't actually getting that many more minutes (like 26 instead of 19), but a lot more went through you it seems.
21-15-3 and still can't beat an old man.2014 Playoffs 1st Round
Kevin Durant will miss 4 games (and then play injured for another 4). Can the Orlando Magic do everyone in the East a huge favour?
altodevil: 5/23/0 (3stl/7blk)
Nobbers: 14/7/0 (3blk)
hobbers: 22/6/5 (4stl/1blk)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 5 min)
Dr. Dwayne: 27/4/6
SebJr: 2/1/4 (2stl)
BenitoSTARR: 15/9/6 (10blk)
Stobzilla II: 12/13/2
V.O.: 12/1/9 (2stl)
altodevil: 5/24/1 (4stl/5blk)
Nobbers: 14/3/0 (5blk)
hobbers: 9/7/19 (6stl/1blk)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 3 min)
Dr. Dwayne: 6/6/4
SebJr: 3/1/6
BenitoSTARR: 16/8/9 (2blk)
Stobzilla II: 25/21/4 (1stl)
V.O.: 9/1/19 (1blk)
altodevil: 2/16/1 (3stl/4blk)
Nobbers: 19/4/0 (3blk)
hobbers: 23/10/9 (2stl)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 1 min)
Dr. Dwayne: 14/6/1
SebJr: 12/1/4
BenitoSTARR: 35/4/7 (6blk)
Stobzilla II: 23/14/2 (1stl/2blk)
V.O.: 23/0/9 (2stl)
Von Wafer (starting player for the Heat) got injured, so SebJr features more from here on.
altodevil: 5/30/1 (3stl/8blk)
Nobbers: 27/5/2 (5blk)
hobbers: 31/4/10 (3stl)
Skizzo: 0/0/0 (in 25 sec)
Dr. Dwayne: 8/2/2
SebJr: 16/3/9 (1stl)
BenitoSTARR: 28/4/6 (5blk)
Stobzilla II: 19/12/3 (1stl)
V.O.: 19/2/20 (1stl)
We've got some real thrillers! 2-2 in all three Cafite matchups. hobbers and Skizzo predictably dispatch the weetee-less Atlanta Hawks.
altodevil: 0/27/0 (2stl/11blk)
Nobbers: 29/7/1 (3stl/4blk)
Dr. Dwayne: 25/5/3 (1stl/1blk)
SebJr: 8/0/7
BenitoSTARR: 17/7/10 (4blk)
Stobzilla II: 30/15/1 (2stl/1blk)
V.O.: 28/1/11 (1stl)
Orlando has eliminated Washington, and there goes Kevin Durant! He'll be ring-less for at least one more season.
altodevil: 4/22/2 (3stl/9blk)
Nobbers: 14/6/1
Dr. Dwayne: 20/6/3
SebJr: 14/1/6
BenitoSTARR: 26/7/7 (2blk)
Stobzilla II: 18/10/3 (1stl/1blk)
V.O.: 17/2/13 (2stl)
They're all going to 7!
altodevil: 2/22/0 (5stl/5blk)
Nobbers: 15/6/0 (1stl/4blk)
Dr. Dwayne: 15/8/2
SebJr: 2/0/2 (injured)
BenitoSTARR: 17/8/6 (7blk)
Stobzilla II: 19/17/5 (1blk)
V.O.: 21/2/22 (1stl)
altodevil and the #1 Lakers needed 7 to take out Nobbers and the #8 Spurs, though to be fair there were only 9 wins separating them. Dr. Dwayne's Cavaliers have eliminated the Heat, though who knows what could have happened if SebJr didn't get immediately injured. And imminently retiring V.O. has only gone and taken out the strong duo of BenitoSTARR and Stobzilla II in the Knicks v Nets classico. That's V.O.'s 2nd 20 assists game this entire season. Both of them have come in this series.
Get me on a real team ffs.
Not just old... Old and 50-odd rated.
Gonna need a most playoff wins stat nimic
There's no stat-gathering for that, so I'll have to do it myself. There's no way I'm going through all players, so it would just be you guys. It's definitely you, though, after finishing #1 in the West for so long. You've been LeBronning a fairly weak conference, though you did win eventually (and then a few times after that).
Stop putting me down, I'm your goat
You have 57 more playoff games than anyone else, never mind wins. Of course, you have that many games because you've won more series, so you get to play more games.
Easier conference you say? Can‘t look past that tbh. Put United into the Bundesliga and they‘re competing for the title as well (well, not this season).
Steady on, both your rings are out of the West too
I cant believe I was 91, 90, 89 rated, my 3 prime seasons on the fecking bobcats
Not sure what you‘re hinting at..you mean when Alto had true competition in the conference his auto-pathway to the final wasn‘t a thing?Steady on, both your rings are out of the West too
you‘re right i guess
2014 Playoffs 2nd Round
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2014 Playoffs 2nd Round
@altodevil, @hobbers, @Skizzo, @V.O.
2nd and 3rd seeded Washington and New York have been eliminated in the East, leaving 6th seeded Brooklyn, with assist-master V.O., facing off against 7th seeded Orlando. We've also got a Cafite match-up on the top side of the bracket, with overwhelming favourites hobbers & Skizzo meeting Dr. Dwayne's Cleveland. Maybe the old dog still has a trick in him?
In the West, altodevil's Lakers are yet again the 1-seed, but they're a weaker 1-seed than in previous years. Either that, or the rest of the conference is stronger than before - or both. They will have to beat 5-seed Portland, who finished just 4 wins behind them in the regular season.
V.O. bruised his knee, but he'll be back next game.
hobbers picked up a small injury, it won't keep him out.
V.O.'s third 20-assists game this season, all in the playoffs. Gamer.
The favourites win. Dr. Dwayne put up a good effort, but Boston was too big a challenge. Skizzo and hobbers will play recent champion V.O. in the Conference Finals. The last time they met was in Brooklyn's champion year. altodevil and the Lakers also dispatched Portland without difficulty. Their opponent is yet to be determined, but reigning champion Dallas is one of the options.
No repeat champion this year, but we have two teams still in it who haven't yet won a championship since we started our experiment: Boston and Utah. Neither has been in the NBA Finals at all, in fact.
@altodevil, @hobbers, @Skizzo, @V.O.
2nd and 3rd seeded Washington and New York have been eliminated in the East, leaving 6th seeded Brooklyn, with assist-master V.O., facing off against 7th seeded Orlando. We've also got a Cafite match-up on the top side of the bracket, with overwhelming favourites hobbers & Skizzo meeting Dr. Dwayne's Cleveland. Maybe the old dog still has a trick in him?
In the West, altodevil's Lakers are yet again the 1-seed, but they're a weaker 1-seed than in previous years. Either that, or the rest of the conference is stronger than before - or both. They will have to beat 5-seed Portland, who finished just 4 wins behind them in the regular season.
Lakers altodevil: 4/17/1 (2stl/8blk) | 101 | 72 | Portland |
Boston hobbers: 31/7/11 (4stl) Skizzo: DNP | 107 | 94 | Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 11/6/3 (2stl) |
Brooklyn V.O.: 4/1/1 (1stl) | 108 | 96 | Orlando |
V.O. bruised his knee, but he'll be back next game.
Lakers altodevil: 16/34/1 (8blk) | 96 | 86 | Portland |
Boston hobbers: 23/6/7 (1stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP | 109 | 101 | Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 24/9/3 |
Brooklyn V.O.: 6/0/12 (3stl/1blk) | 107 | 95 | Orlando |
Lakers altodevil: 6/25/0 (1stl/3blk) | 96 | 101 | Portland |
Boston hobbers: 3/2/2 (injured) Skizzo: DNP | 101 | 94 | Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 14/3/3 |
Brooklyn V.O.: 17/3/10 (1stl/2blk) | 106 | 90 | Orlando |
hobbers picked up a small injury, it won't keep him out.
Lakers altodevil: 5/27/1 (3stl/9blk) | 120 | 118 | Portland |
Boston hobbers: 17/6/13 (2stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP | 99 | 102 | Cleveland Dr. Dwayne: 13/4/1 |
Brooklyn(WIN) V.O.: 9/1/20 | 122 | 118 | Orlando(LOSE) |
V.O.'s third 20-assists game this season, all in the playoffs. Gamer.
Lakers(WIN) altodevil: 8/23/1 (7stl/2blk) | 96 | 89 | Portland(LOSE) |
Boston(WIN) hobbers: 18/7/10 (1stl) Skizzo: DNP | 99 | 88 | Cleveland(LOSE) Dr. Dwayne: 12/1/0 |
The favourites win. Dr. Dwayne put up a good effort, but Boston was too big a challenge. Skizzo and hobbers will play recent champion V.O. in the Conference Finals. The last time they met was in Brooklyn's champion year. altodevil and the Lakers also dispatched Portland without difficulty. Their opponent is yet to be determined, but reigning champion Dallas is one of the options.
No repeat champion this year, but we have two teams still in it who haven't yet won a championship since we started our experiment: Boston and Utah. Neither has been in the NBA Finals at all, in fact.
Ugh, flashbacks
Bah.
I might creak when I walk, but I can still school scrubs
Also 16 point game, what a baller
Just noticed, failure in the matrix
Couldn't win a single playoff series to save my life in my prime. Now sailing through the playoffs for fun on my retirement tour.