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Impressive PE score for me only being a 67 overall at the moment. Hopefully that bodes well for further development even though I still have no idea what player efficiency means.
 
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2017 Playoffs Round 1

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San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 34/4/8 (2stl)
Heine: 16/2/2 (6stl/1blk)
Sonius: 18/15/3 (3stl/2blk)

altodevil: 5/17/2 (3stl/5blk)
104
75
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 0/18/8 (5stl/4blk)
Los Angeles Clippers
112
120
Denver Nuggets
P-Nut: 12/0/6 (2stl/1blk)
BenitwoSTARRLET: 27/5/4 (4blk)
Utah Jazz
110
99
Golden State Warriors
weetee: 0/0/1 (6min)
Houston Rockets
Lil' V.O.: 13/9/4 (2stl/2blk)
weeweetee: 21/10/6 (2stl)
107
93
Phoenix Suns
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dr. Junior: 13/3/1 (5blk)
102
99
Toronto Raptors
Two Nil: 7/10/8 (1stl/3blk)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 15/3/13 (1stl)
118
99
Philadelphia 76ers
Detroit Pistons
116
112
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 27/3/9 (1stl)





San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 29/3/9 (2stl)
Heine: 7/3/3 (5stl/1blk)
Sonius: 16/11/0 (2blk)

altodevil: 0/15/0 (2stl/2blk)
98
70
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 0/12/10 (3stl/2blk)
Los Angeles Clippers
125
109
Denver Nuggets
P-Nut: 10/1/9 (2stl/1blk)
BenitwoSTARRLET: 34/4/4 (1stl/2blk)
Utah Jazz
107
100
Golden State Warriors
weetee: 0/1/2 (7min)
Houston Rockets
Lil' V.O.: 13/12/2 (2stl/6blk)
weeweetee: 29/4/8 (4stl/2blk)
118
82
Phoenix Suns
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dr. Junior: 13/2/2 (5blk)
94
113
Toronto Raptors
Two Nil: 16/15/13 (1stl/3blk)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 17/5/11 (1blk)
119
85
Philadelphia 76ers
Detroit Pistons
114
103
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 18/1/11 (1stl/1blk)





San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 36/9/8 (5stl/1blk)
Heine: 10/1/1 (2blk)
Sonius: 15/11/0 (2stl)

altodevil: 0/15/5 (5stl/1blk)
105
91
Memphis Grizzlies
sontodevil: 4/24/8 (6stl/3blk)
Los Angeles Clippers
122
130
Denver Nuggets
P-Nut: 24/0/8
BenitwoSTARRLET: 21/3/3 (4blk)
Utah Jazz
93
92
Golden State Warriors
weetee: 2/0/5 (14min)
Houston Rockets
Lil' V.O.: 11/15/6 (5stl/3blk)
weeweetee: 17/6/10 (4stl)
115
114
Phoenix Suns
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dr. Junior: 27/5/0 (5blk)
118
111
Toronto Raptors
Two Nil: 2/5/6 (1blk)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 17/9/8 (1stl)
115
99
Philadelphia 76ers
Detroit Pistons
111
117
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 28/5/13 (2stl)







San Antonio Spurs WIN!
Nobbers: 29/4/3 (4stl)
Heine: 8/6/4 (3stl/1blk)
Sonius: 19/8/3 (5blk)

altodevil: 2/18/2 (1stl/6blk)
102
62
Memphis Grizzlies LOSE!
sontodevil: 0/15/6 (4stl/3blk)
Los Angeles Clippers
97
112
Denver Nuggets
P-Nut: 17/1/9 (1stl/1blk)
BenitwoSTARRLET: 4/4/4 (1stl/5blk)
Utah Jazz WIN!
117
110
Golden State Warriors LOSE!
weetee: 5/0/2 (7min)
Houston Rockets WIN!
Lil' V.O.: 10/13/5 (1stl/7blk)
weeweetee: 21/6/6 (5stl/3blk)
93
89
Phoenix Suns LOSE!
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dr. Junior: 26/14/2 (1stl/5blk)
125
119
Toronto Raptors
Two Nil: 13/10/8 (1stl/6blk)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 15/6/9 (1stl/1blk)
93
94
Philadelphia 76ers
Detroit Pistons
103
111
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 27/7/14 (1stl)

Both West juggernauts complete their sweeps! So does Utah, which means weetee and sontodevil are both out. Any other result was a long shot, in their defense.


Los Angeles Clippers LOSE!
91
108
Denver Nuggets WIN!
P-Nut: 20/2/4
BenitwoSTARRLET: 13/7/0 (3blk)
Cleveland Cavaliers WIN!
Dr. Junior: 14/6/2 (4blk)
109
106
Toronto Raptors LOSE!
Two Nil: 15/19/9 (2stl/1blk)
Boston Celtics WIN!
hobbers: 18/3/12 (1blk)
117
97
Philadelphia 76ers LOSE!
Detroit Pistons
86
94
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 28/3/14 (2stl/1blk)

Cafites are doing really well so far these playoffs! The Nuggets, Cavs and Celtics all win 4-1. Though Two Nil had a great match himself, and honestly the 4-1 scoreline disguises a series full of close games. If my math doesnt fail me, the total series score is 548-548!




Detroit Pistons LOSE!
90
117
Milwaukee Bucks WIN!
reelworld II: 22/5/11

The final Cafite wins as well, and that means reelworld II has now officially doubled his playoff experience - and is guaranteed to do more than that!




2nd Round



Two Cafite v Cafite match-ups. I do think the Celtics and the Spurs will win, but those games are both capable of the "what just happened?" moments. I wish I could say the same for Dr. Junior's chances against Kevin Durant's Wizards, but I fear that's a 4-0 sweep in waiting. The final match might also be a sweep, but Utah have proven that they can beat the odds before. I think Lil' V.O and weeweetee might be in for a fight.
 

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We seem to have a crazy defence…. Though I guess it helps when the star of the opposing team got Nunez level finishing
 

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We should use our deep squad to foul nobbers every time he gets the ball. Like Chi played against shaq back in the day. Hope our ai manager is smart enough (no disrespect coach). Also Klay needs his a-game.

But first Utah, we‘ll avenge you father.
 

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First time in years I'm not a high scorer, and the team looks miles better. I'm guessing I'm not playing anywhere near as many minutes
34.4 minutes per game instead of 39-40 minutes per game, so not a huge difference. The biggest difference is that Joel Embiid is doing a lot of the scoring, and also now BenitwoSTARRLET.
 
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Round Preview




San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 37/4/9 (2stl)
Heine: 7/4/4
Sonius: 22/5/3 (6blk)
altodevil: 5/21/4 (4stl/2blk)
131
90
Denver Nuggets
P-Nut: 15/3/6 (1stl)
BenitwoSTARRLET: 0/2/0 (2blk)
Houston Rockets
Lil' V.O.: 17/14/3 (4stl/3blk)
weeweetee: 18/4/6 (2stl/2blk)
113
90
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
99
98
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dr. Junior: 18/9/1 (3blk)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 9/9/11 (8stl)
118
86
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 12/3/6 (3stl)




San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 41/2/16 (2stl/1blk)
Heine: 7/1/5 (3stl)
Sonius: 26/9/1 (4blk) injured
altodevil: 1/12/0 (2stl/1blk)
122
107
Denver Nuggets
P-Nut: 15/4/3 (1blk)
BenitwoSTARRLET: 12/0/3 (1blk)
Houston Rockets
Lil' V.O.: 5/25/7 (1stl/6blk)
weeweetee: 25/4/4 (4stl)
108
112
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
114
112
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dr. Junior: 12/9/0 (3blk)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 21/7/7
126
105
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 42/5/7 (1stl)


Houston's third best player (69 ovr)


San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 47/3/9 (1stl/1blk)
Heine: 19/3/12 (2stl/1blk)
Sonius: 16/15/3 (2blk)
altodevil: 7/10/1 (1stl/4blk)
131
114
Denver Nuggets
P-Nut: 13/0/9
BenitwoSTARRLET: 20/2/1
Houston Rockets
Lil' V.O.: 6/22/6 (2stl/8blk)
weeweetee: 12/4/6 (1stl/1blk)
103
112
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
118
122
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dr. Junior: 24/5/0 (1stl/6blk)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 10/7/11 (2stl)
100
106
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 38/3/16 (1stl)




San Antonio Spurs WIN!
Nobbers: 50/2/8 (6stl/1blk)
Heine: 6/0/3 (3stl)
Sonius: 10/6/0 (2blk)
altodevil: 5/17/1 (2stl/7blk)
117
99
Denver Nuggets LOSE!
P-Nut: 16/3/8 (1stl)
BenitwoSTARRLET: 14/4/3 (4blk)
Houston Rockets
Lil' V.O.: 7/16/4 (1stl/8blk)
weeweetee: 17/8/2 (3stl/2blk)
83
99
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
105
78
Cleveland Cavaliers
Dr. Junior: 17/4/2 (1stl/3blk)
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 11/4/6 injured
114
87
Milwaukee Bucks
reelworld II: 26/3/12 (2stl)

The first and only sweep is in, as Nobbers leads spurs with a 50-point performance. P-Nut and BenitwoSTARRLET did well to get to the 2nd Round, but they were really up against it here.





Houston Rockets
Lil' V.O.: 11/15/4 (2stl/9blk)
weeweetee: 18/3/5 (6stl)
108
105
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards WIN!
110
94
Cleveland Cavaliers LOSE!
Dr. Junior: 11/6/2 (7blk)
Boston Celtics WIN!
hobbers: 20/6/10 (2stl)
112
87
Milwaukee Bucks LOSE!
reelworld II: 11/4/12 (1stl/1blk)

As expected, both Washington and Boston close out their series. Their opponents played well, but in the end it was a bridge too far for Dr. Junior and reelworld II.


Houston Rockets LOSE!
Lil' V.O.: 9/19/2 (2stl/6blk)
weeweetee: 15/4/3 (3stl)
90
95
Utah Jazz WIN!

Shock win by Utah!





We could have a Cafite v Cafite final, or we could have no Cafites at all. Most likely we'll have a replay of last year's final, though it's worth nothing that Dr. Junior and Cleveland did have several very close games with Washington. Utah have also beaten expectations before - like literally just now.
 
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Always suspected Biyombo was the most important player in Houston....

Hoped for a rematch against Rockets as I feel they are our rivals, but they will just have to do better next year. Time to beat Utah!

You have the wrong pic after game 5
 

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I am so excited to be 43 overall and sitting at the end of the bench picking up rings for free lma.o
 

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Utah should be in over their head here considering the spread and overall difference… But they’ve made upsets before
 
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San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 29/11/7 (2stl)
Heine: 10/2/7 (1stl/2blk)
Sonius: 20/10/1 (4blk)
altodevil:
2/16/1 (3stl/2blk)
106
97
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
98
107
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 18/5/10 (2stl)








San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 26/5/13 (4stl/3blk)
Heine: 15/2/4 (1stl/2blk)
Sonius: 25/13/2 (3blk)
altodevil: 6/15/2 (4stl/2blk)
120
88
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
102
98
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 11/5/6 (1stl/1blk)




San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 45/6/6 (1stl/1blk)
Heine: 6/3/2 (3stl/1blk)
Sonius: 19/8/2 (3blk)
altodevil: 2/17/4 (2stl/3blk)
121
111
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
109
91
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 14/3/8 (1stl/2blk)




San Antonio Spurs
Nobbers: 47/9/13 (1stl/2blk)
Heine: 19/3/2 (3stl/1blk)
Sonius: 19/13/2 (4blk) injured
altodevil: 4/25/1 (2stl/1blk)
112
82
Utah Jazz
Washington Wizards
127
124
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 14/2/14 (2stl)







Washington Wizards
98
86
Boston Celtics
hobbers: 9/6/12 (1stl)

It's a repeat of last year's final! Yet again we have the Spurs boys vs Kevin Durant and his Wizards. The Spurs are 12-0 so far in the playoffs, while the Wizards are 12-2.




 
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NBA Final

First blood goes to Washington! A monster game by Durant, while the two injured Spurs starters struggled. It was close, though!



It's tied up! Kevin Durant was completely neutralized. Does this show the path?



If Kevin Durant gets to take 30 shots, you might be in trouble. Even when he misses 17 of them.



Suddenly it's 3-1 to the Wizards! Nobbers keeps putting up huge numbers, but the Spurs as a team are missing quite a lot of shots as well.











Dynasty
. I'll be honest, I was convincing myself that the Spurs would win at least the next 4-5 rings. But apparently you can't count Kevin Durant out. Or Bradley "45 points" Beal. And if they can do it, maybe the Rockets can do it, or the Celtics - or someone else. The league just got interesting!

Nobbers consistently put up big numbers this series, and was the best Spurs performer in 4 out of 5 games. His efficiency is the only point against him. Heine was very efficient, on the other hand, and generally played quite well - with one very notable exception. Sonius was hampered in the early games by his niggling injury, but came back with a great game 5. altodevil is hard to judge, since he's never been primarily a box score player, but he'll be disappointed by the relative lack of rebounds, blocks and steals in some games. He can hardly be blamed for the loss, though.


Playoff stats





Playoff leaders





Up next: Season Review (where we'll say goodbye to a few players)
 

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Gentleman's sweep.

And as we all know from current NBA discourse, losing in the final is worse than missing the playoffs or going out in any round before the finals.