Lil VOs injury a gift from the heavens.
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Shameful display.
Something as trivial as not actually playing the games never stopped big V.O.
Something as trivial as not actually playing the games never stopped big V.O.
Dangers of slashing your endurance from 60 to 30.
I actually ran a little test with just endurance and it definitely makes players peak sooner
Yeah, I've gambled on it seeming like one of the stats that gains pretty solidly from natural development... There's absolutely a chance I end up as NBA Martial.
What a comeback!
2015 Playoffs - 2nd Round
2015 Playoffs - 2nd Round
Forgot the tags for the 1st Round, so hopefully this round doesn't come as too much of a surprise to anyone.
@altodevil @Solius @Salt Bailly @hobbers @Skizzo @sebsheep
After sweeping the 1-seed in the first round, sontodevil and Solius have the opportunity to go to a very unexpected conference finals. All they have to do is beat a significantly better team (for once the other Los Angeles team). It could be worse, though. They could be Salt Bailly having to beat the Washington Wizards. Our final Cafite match-up is hobbers & Skizzo as heavy favourites against the scrappy Miami Heat with SebJr playing an increasingly important role.
The non-Cafite match is the Dallas Mavericks taking on the reigning champions Utah Jazz.
We've only got one hope if we want a Cafite to win the championship - which I'm sure you're all hoping - hobbers andRobin Skizzo. They're up against a formidable team, though. I'd suggest the winner of this match is going to be the NBA Champion, but last year Utah came away with the rings anyway. And they're still around in the West.
Forgot the tags for the 1st Round, so hopefully this round doesn't come as too much of a surprise to anyone.
@altodevil @Solius @Salt Bailly @hobbers @Skizzo @sebsheep
After sweeping the 1-seed in the first round, sontodevil and Solius have the opportunity to go to a very unexpected conference finals. All they have to do is beat a significantly better team (for once the other Los Angeles team). It could be worse, though. They could be Salt Bailly having to beat the Washington Wizards. Our final Cafite match-up is hobbers & Skizzo as heavy favourites against the scrappy Miami Heat with SebJr playing an increasingly important role.
The non-Cafite match is the Dallas Mavericks taking on the reigning champions Utah Jazz.
Los Angeles Clippers | 111 | 107 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 3/26/11 (6stl/8blk) Solius: 45/1/5 |
Washington Wizards | 115 | 79 | Detroit Pistons Salt Bailly: 7/6/0 |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 19/5/6 (3stl) Skizzo: DNP | 105 | 95 | Miami Heat SebJr: 13/1/5 (1stl/1blk) |
Los Angeles Clippers | 79 | 99 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 6/24/6 (3stl/6blk) Solius: 25/4/2 |
Washington Wizards | 121 | 108 | Detroit Pistons Salt Bailly: 4/1/1 |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 19/6/15 Skizzo: DNP | 108 | 97 | Miami Heat SebJr: 12/2/5 |
Los Angeles Clippers | 100 | 97 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 10/14/5 (4stl/3blk) Solius: 15/2/7 (1stl/1blk) |
Washington Wizards | 108 | 91 | Detroit Pistons Salt Bailly: 2/4/3 |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 22/5/10 (3stl) Skizzo: DNP | 122 | 128 | Miami Heat SebJr: 12/2/7 (1stl) |
Los Angeles Clippers | 102 | 109 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 7/16/10 (2stl/3blk) Solius: 35/4/8 (1stl) |
Washington Wizards WIN! | 110 | 107 | Detroit Pistons LOSE! Salt Bailly: 4/1/2 |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 36/6/7 (2stl) Skizzo: DNP | 100 | 120 | Miami Heat SebJr: 9/1/7 |
Los Angeles Clippers | 105 | 91 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 0/18/6 (2stl/1blk) Solius: 29/8/7 (2stl) |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 12/7/18 (2stl/1blk) Skizzo: DNP | 108 | 101 | Miami Heat SebJr: 16/1/3 |
Los Angeles Clippers | 89 | 100 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 10/32/9 (5stl/5blk) Solius: 30/1/5 (2stl/2blk) |
Boston Celtics WIN! hobbers: 15/7/11 Skizzo: 0/0/0 | 114 | 101 | Miami Heat LOSE! SebJr: 6/0/2 |
Los Angeles Clippers WIN! | 99 | 90 | Memphis Grizzlies LOSE! sontodevil: 2/26/14 (3stl/5blk) Solius: 7/0/0 injured |
We've only got one hope if we want a Cafite to win the championship - which I'm sure you're all hoping - hobbers and
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It's weird. You should have won, but also you shouldn't even have been there, but also it seems like you should have been there.
Those 2 wins in a row gave me some hope. Got pretty far for me anyway.
Solius did!
Yeah I saw the 4 - 3 screenshot early.
Oh whoops 
An attempt was made.
Thinking about it Sontodevil, can't we just rename him to Ben Simmons?
Okay I'll put in an injury and a crippling fear of basketball
2015 Playoffs Conference Finals Preview
West
Utah Jazz (reigning champions) vs. Los Angeles Clippers
Jazz
Clippers
East
Washington Wizards vs. Boston Celtics
Wizards
Celtics
West
Utah Jazz (reigning champions) vs. Los Angeles Clippers
Jazz
Clippers
East
Washington Wizards vs. Boston Celtics
Wizards
Celtics
Larry Sanders
Beal on the wizards. Hilarious
Beal on the Wizards, playing winning basketball. All is right in the world.
No hope.
East looking stronger. «The real final»
2015 Playoffs - Conference Finals
2015 Playoffs Conference Finals
@hobbers @Skizzo
@hobbers @Skizzo
Kevin Durant has been dominating the league for a while now, but he's yet to win his first ring. Will it come here? He'll be up against the reigning champions, the Utah Jazz. If the Wizards win, we could have a Washington dynasty on our hands. Will our Cafites be able to deal with him then?
Lets go for another upset Utah. Keep this little cheat code bitch down.
Maybe we should speed sim until Durant gets run over by a bus or something.
Maybe we should speed sim until Durant gets run over by a bus or something.
While we get ready for the non-Cafite final, let's take a look at the Draft Lottery for the upcoming draft.
Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.
Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.
ffsWhile we get ready for the non-Cafite final, let's take a look at the Draft Lottery for the upcoming draft.
Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.
While we get ready for the non-Cafite final, let's take a look at the Draft Lottery for the upcoming draft.
Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.
Had more luck with these two drafts than my original guy had in his whole career. A stacked 60-odd win team getting the first pick again ffs.
Your team isn't very smart
So Sonius is likely going Cleveland?
That depends on how good Dr. Dwayne's little fellow is. Teams don't always draft the most obvious way either, just most of the time. Right now it looks like it, yeah.
Cleveland is probably about to have a lot of money, and you're about to be out of a contract. There's a non-zero chance we get a Solius+Sonius pairing.
Dont even know which of the two to feel more sorry for if that happens.
I wouldn't be so quick to laugh. Nobbers' Spurs are currently $34 million below the salary cap (with no real expiring contracts), so there's also a non-zero chance you'll get to hang out with them too.
It's about time the game put together a proper caf superteam.
Though isnt this the last season I'll be at SA? I cant see nobbers sticking around unless there's a seismic shift in the team.
Houston lucky interesting to see if they want a SF or a C. They should be in win now and then weeweetee could be most interesting. San Antonio with potentially getting 2 cafites can build something strong from this draft.
I would be happy with being drafted by both those teams. Cavs look ok as well tbh
I can see basketball forums everywhere talking about a conspiracy trying to give Rockets a championship with 2 1st in a row while having Klay, Demarcus and Bismack (who is much better here than irl)
interesting to see if they want a SF or a C. They should be in win now and then weeweetee could be most interesting. San Antonio with potentially getting 2 cafites can build something strong from this draft.I would be happy with being drafted by both those teams. Cavs look ok as well tbh
I can see basketball forums everywhere talking about a conspiracy trying to give Rockets a championship with 2 1st in a row while having Klay, Demarcus and Bismack (who is much better here than irl)
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v.o lucky shit, just like hobbers was. All comes out in the playoffs wash though.
Houston lucky
I would be happy with being drafted by both those teams. Cavs look ok as well tbh
I can see basketball forums everywhere talking about a conspiracy trying to give Rockets a championship with 2 1st in a row while having Klay, Demarcus and Bismack (who is much better here than irl)
If I knew how, and felt like spending a lot more time on this than I already do, I'd create like a fake /r/NBA front page for this stuff.
Bucks is rebuilding without draft picksWhile we get ready for the non-Cafite final, let's take a look at the Draft Lottery for the upcoming draft.
Houston's only gone and gotten the #1 pick again! This time with a 8.8% chance. Lil' V.O. is about to get a Cafite teammate. Nobbers probably too, as his San Antonio picked up the #2 and #4 picks. If we get Dr. Dwayne's son in the draft there will be 4 Cafites in.