Solius' lamentations gave me a stat idea, so here we go.
(These don't take into account trades, so they won't be completely accurate - though they
do only take into account the minutes players played for that team, not the team they were traded from)
Total average minutes by players with
49 or lower overall rating - i. e. very bad players
- --- 132 Orlando Magic @Solius @reelworld
- --- 93 Los Angeles Clippers
- --- 87 Milwaukee Bucks @Dan
- --- 80 Boston Celtics
- --- 77 Atlanta Hawks @weetee
- --- 70 Indiana Pacers @Dr. Dwayne
- --- 67 Golden State Warriors
- --- 62 Phoenix Suns
- --- 59 Sacramento Kings
- --- 53 New York Knicks @BenitoSTARR @sebsheep
- --- 52 New Jersey Nets @V.O.
- --- 50 Miami Heat @oneniltothearsenal
- --- 41 Cleveland Cavaliers @Samid
- --- 39 Washington Wizards
- --- 34 Utah Jazz & Portland Trailblazers
- --- 33 Memphis Grizzlies & Denver Nuggets @P-Nut
- --- 26 Seattle Supersonics @Skizzo
- --- 25 Charlotte Bobcats @hobbers
- --- 23 Minnesota Timberwolves @The Cat
- --- 18 Detroit Pistons @Salt Bailly
- --- 16 Chicago Bulls
- --- 14 Philadelphia 76ers & Los Angeles Lakers @altodevil
- --- 12 Toronto Raptors & New Orleans Hornets
- --- 9 San Antonio Spurs @Stobzilla
- --- 8 Dallas Mavericks
- --- 7 Houston Rockets
Total average minutes by players with
60 or higher average rating - i. e. pretty good players
- --- 195 Chicago Bulls
- --- 194 Washington Wizards
- --- 178 Los Angeles Lakers
- --- 172 Minnesota Timberwolves
- --- 158 Cleveland Cavaliers
- --- 147 Philadelphia 76ers
- --- 145 Milwaukee Bucks
- --- 143 Orlando Magic
- --- 132 Indiana Pacers
- --- 130 New Jersey Nets
- --- 120 Detroit Pistons
- --- 115 Dallas Mavericks
- --- 109 Atlanta Hawks
- --- 106 Phoenix Suns
- --- 97 Utah Jazz
- --- 95 Houston Rockets
- --- 91 Portland Trailblazers
- --- 81 New Orleans Hornets
- --- 72 Charlotte Bobcats
- --- 71 New York Knicks
- --- 70 Memphis Grizzlies & Los Angeles Clippers
- --- 66 Miami Heat
- --- 64 Boston Celtics
- --- 63 Sacramento Kings
- --- 62 Denver Nuggets
- --- 58 Toronto Raptors & Seattle Supersonics
- --- 38 Golden State Warriors
- --- 0 San Antonio Spurs
Total average minutes by players with
70 or higher average rating - i. e. superstars (basically do you have one, two or no superstars)
- --- 74 Atlanta Hawks
- --- 69 Washington Wizards
- --- 68 Los Angeles Lakers
- --- 66 Chicago Bulls
- --- 41 Charlotte Bobcats
- --- 40 Milwaukee Bucks & Memphis Grizzlies
- --- 39 New Jersey Nets
- --- 38 New York Knicks & Los Angeles Clippers & Golden State Warriors
- --- 37 Miami Heat
- --- 32 Orlando Magic
- --- 0 The rest
NIMIC (Nimic Invented Metric Indicator Coefficient) - the first one subtracted from the second one. Let's see if it means anything.
- --- 179 Chicago Bulls
- --- 164 Los Angeles Lakers
- --- 155 Washington Wizards
- --- 139 Minnesota Timberwolves
- --- 133 Philadelphia 76ers
- --- 117 Cleveland Cavaliers
- --- 107 Dallas Mavericks
- --- 102 Detroit Pistons
- --- 88 Houston Rockets
- --- 78 New Jersey Nets
- --- 69 New Orleans Hornets
- --- 63 Utah Jazz
- --- 62 Indiana Pacers
- --- 58 Milwaukee Bucks
- --- 57 Portland Trailblazers
- --- 47 Charlotte Bobcats
- --- 46 Toronto Raptors
- --- 44 Phoenix Suns
- --- 37 Memphis Grizzlies
- --- 32 Atlanta Hawks & Seattle Supersonics
- --- 29 Denver Nuggets
- --- 18 New York Knicks
- --- 14 Miami Heat
- --- 11 Orlando Magic
- --- 4 Sacramento Kings
- --- -9 San Antonio Spurs
- --- -16 Boston Celtics
- --- -23 Los Angeles Clippers
- --- -29 Golden State Warriors