The reason why your boy Giggs has gone shit...

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Keano's Mental Demons

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It's because he's been playing so much of that FIFA 2003 he harps on about on the telly.

He can no longer tell the difference between playing the game and playing real football.

He keeps waiting for "the twelvth man" to kick in and can't understand when it doesn't happen.

:D :D :D

It makes perfect sense!!!

Do yourself a favour you lot, send this post to your boy Queiros and tell him to confiscate young Ryan's XBox pronto.
 
Just a thought,can you be any more stupid? ;)
 
Originally posted by Jens:
<strong>is this supposed to be funny?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes actually.

Why? isn't it?
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anything but funny that, mate ... scouse humour, eh?

better luck next time ...
 
Oh well. Sorry. :o

Maybe it was how I phrased it.

I was sure there was a decent joke in there somewhere.

Oh well. We can't all be funny.

We can't all be Peter Kay, or Johnny Vegas or Fabien Barthez. ;)
 
Well, at least Keano`s Mental Demons wasn`t resorting to some of the very sick examples of so called `humour` I have seen from supporters of other clubs on this board.
 
oh my god! he has taken over my award that i gave to the young lad paz!

what a cnut!
 
i actually think some of youse lot take this Keano's Mental Demons guy the wrong way. dont be so knee-jerk. and i aint no scouse lover either btw :rolleyes:
maybe our bryan gibb should think with his feet instead of trying to press L2+X to beat his man in future. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />
 
Originally posted by LenSharkey:
<strong>i actually think some of youse lot take this Keano's Mental Demons guy the wrong way. dont be so knee-jerk. and i aint no scouse lover either btw :rolleyes:
maybe our bryan gibb should think with his feet instead of trying to press L2+X to beat his man in future. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

why not play Pro evolution soccer 2, it's ten times better than any fifa and u can't take on whole team and score like in fifa, its also very hard to get past the fullbacks. It is much more realistic BTW.
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Originally posted by LenSharkey:
<strong>i actually think some of youse lot take this Keano's Mental Demons guy the wrong way. dont be so knee-jerk. and i aint no scouse lover either btw :rolleyes:
maybe our bryan gibb should think with his feet instead of trying to press L2+X to beat his man in future. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Cheers ;)
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Originally posted by gulli_G:
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why not play Pro evolution soccer 2, it's ten times better than any fifa and u can't take on whole team and score like in fifa, its also very hard to get past the fullbacks. It is much more realistic BTW.</strong><hr></blockquote>

FIFA 2003 doesn't let you take on the whole team.

Yeah most people rate Pro Evo 2 highly although I can't say I ever played it.
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Originally posted by Keano's Mental Demons:
<strong>Oh well. Sorry. :o

Maybe it was how I phrased it.

I was sure there was a decent joke in there somewhere.

Oh well. We can't all be funny.

We can't all be Peter Kay, or Johnny Vegas or Fabien Barthez. ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

You want a couple of jokes:
£13million for Heskey
Dudek - The best keeper in the premiership
Houllier - "I'll make this club into a championship team in 5 years"
Hamman - Phil Thompsons love child (It's all in the nose)
Everton - Above Liverpool in the Premiership
FC Basel dumping Liverpool out of the Champions League
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Originally posted by Ever hopefull:
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You want a couple of jokes:
£13million for Heskey
Dudek - The best keeper in the premiership
Houllier - "I'll make this club into a championship team in 5 years"
Hamman - Phil Thompsons love child (It's all in the nose)
Everton - Above Liverpool in the Premiership
FC Basel dumping Liverpool out of the Champions League</strong><hr></blockquote>

You can't wind me up by telling me what I already know.

You're right about everything except Dudek who IS the best keeper in the premiership, Liverpool player or not. Even the greatest keepers suffer dodgy spell as Fabien will tell you.
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Originally posted by Keano's Mental Demons:
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You can't wind me up by telling me what I already know.

You're right about everything except Dudek who IS the best keeper in the premiership, Liverpool player or not. Even the greatest keepers suffer dodgy spell as Fabien will tell you.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I wasn't trying to wind you up. I just think that you get your own house in order before trying to take this piss. But i guess its frustration at realising you are the 2nd club on Mersyside. Bet you glad Tranmere are nearly bankrupt.
On the Dudek subject, how long does a dodgy spell last? He had a shit World Cup and has gone down hill since then.
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even on top form i dont think you could say dudek is the best goalkeeper in the premiership

considering the defensive nature of your play he has a lot less work to do than some goalkeepers i think cudicini and friedel are much better than dudek

and of course fab

:p
 
Originally posted by Ever hopefull:
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I wasn't trying to wind you up. I just think that you get your own house in order before trying to take this piss. But i guess its frustration at realising you are the 2nd club on Mersyside. Bet you glad Tranmere are nearly bankrupt.
On the Dudek subject, how long does a dodgy spell last? He had a shit World Cup and has gone down hill since then.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I get it - a scouser tells a joke about a manc player so he must be taking the piss.

I guess that's been the standard for a long time so I understand why you would jump to that conclusion.

You do think Giggs is playing badly?

Would you find a joke about it funny if a manc told it? (and it was funny)

No, I'm not frustrated. We will finish higher than Everton although I'm glad they're doing alright - its about time they did.

Not happy about Tranmere, but no less happy than I am about the other league clubs on the verge of collapse.

Dudek played amazing last season, his world cup was poor but then so were Poland. He started the season in the form he ended last, but made a few silly errors and lost his place. The only reson Barthez wasn't replaced last season after his hiccups was because there wasn't any world class cover.

Credit to Barthez for his form this season.

But Dudek will be back better than ever.
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Originally posted by Fergiesarmy:
<strong>even on top form i dont think you could say dudek is the best goalkeeper in the premiership

considering the defensive nature of your play he has a lot less work to do than some goalkeepers i think cudicini and friedel are much better than dudek

and of course fab

:p </strong><hr></blockquote>

Matter of opinion I suppose.

It's difficult to gage how good a keeper is because, as you say, some keepers have more work to do.

Take your pick out of Cudicini, Dudek, Barthez, Given, Robinson, Seaman, Friedel.
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Originally posted by Fergiesarmy:
<strong>even on top form i dont think you could say dudek is the best goalkeeper in the premiership

considering the defensive nature of your play he has a lot less work to do than some goalkeepers i think cudicini and friedel are much better than dudek

and of course fab

:p </strong><hr></blockquote>

should have had faith in James or freidel

they came good after they left longballpool.
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Originally posted by gulli_G:
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should have had faith in James or freidel

they came good after they left longballpool.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Hmm. Not sure about James. He still can't deal with crosses.

Friedel has amazed me though. Didn't think he had it in him.

I reckon we need to get shut of Joe Corrigan as keeper coach.
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Originally posted by Keano's Mental Demons:
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Take your pick out of Cudicini, Dudek, Barthez, Given, Robinson, Seaman, Friedel.</strong><hr></blockquote>

couldnt go for seaman anymore he was good but i wouldnt have total confidence in the guy anymore seems to slow at getting down for shots these days.

dont rate given makes great saves but looks dodgy when the pressure is on

if i was to pick one above barthez is would cudicini
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Originally posted by Fergiesarmy:
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couldnt go for seaman anymore he was good but i wouldnt have total confidence in the guy anymore seems to slow at getting down for shots these days.

dont rate given makes great saves but looks dodgy when the pressure is on

if i was to pick one above barthez is would cudicini</strong><hr></blockquote>

Who's your pick to replace Seaman as England keeper?

James?
Robinson?
Kirkland? (what? a scouser? ;) )

or Russell Hoult? :D
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Originally posted by Fergiesarmy:
<strong>kirkland

hes young and should have a good future

once he leaves loonypool

:p </strong><hr></blockquote>

That'd be right :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Fergiesarmy:
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kin hell it was a joke you miserable scouse cnut</strong><hr></blockquote>

Relax, I know it was. :)
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i dont give a flying minge who you support - Cudicini is the best goalie in the Prem in my onion. :cool:
 
On form at the moment it would have to be Robinson. He's playing in front of a defence that looks more Sunday league the Premier League. But for him Leeds would probably in the bottom 3 or 4.
 
Originally posted by Ever hopefull:
<strong>On form at the moment it would have to be Robinson. He's playing in front of a defence that looks more Sunday league the Premier League. But for him Leeds would probably in the bottom 3 or 4.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Agreed
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Originally posted by Keano's Mental Demons:
<strong>It's because he's been playing so much of that FIFA 2003 he harps on about on the telly.

He can no longer tell the difference between playing the game and playing real football.

He keeps waiting for "the twelvth man" to kick in and can't understand when it doesn't happen.

:D :D :D

It makes perfect sense!!!

Do yourself a favour you lot, send this post to your boy Queiros and tell him to confiscate young Ryan's XBox pronto.</strong><hr></blockquote>

do you know why liverpool have gone shit?
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Originally posted by Keano's Mental Demons:
<strong>It's because he's been playing so much of that FIFA 2003 he harps on about on the telly.

He can no longer tell the difference between playing the game and playing real football.

He keeps waiting for "the twelvth man" to kick in and can't understand when it doesn't happen.

:D :D :D

It makes perfect sense!!!

Do yourself a favour you lot, send this post to your boy Queiros and tell him to confiscate young Ryan's XBox pronto.</strong><hr></blockquote>

And here is an example of why you are thought of as a WUM.
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Originally posted by ManUtd.USA:
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And here is an example of why you are thought of as a WUM.</strong><hr></blockquote>

And that's an example of why you take yourself too seriously.
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Originally posted by Rams:
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do you know why liverpool have gone shit?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No, but if I think of a joke about it I'll post it for you ;)
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Originally posted by Keano's Mental Demons:
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No, but if I think of a joke about it I'll post it for you ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Please don't. I don't think my ribs could take it.
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