The Official Ryder Cup Thread!

[Rams]

Come on Europe, lets do them war mongering imperialist yankees in their own back yard.

Good citizans of Iraq, we'll beat them for you!

And let us hope that Tiger gets struck by lightning or summat, the fecking tart.

 

[Rams]

See folks, I told you we’d do it.

This is not only a victory for golf but also a victory for the free world. And good Iraqi citizens, this is for you too!!!!

We’ve shown that it is possible to defeat the evil empire in their own back yard against all odds. This reminds me of star wars. (Tiger Woods is the evil Ewok)

This is a great day for the forces of good.

 

[Davo]

Hehehe

Have some of that Yanks..

You're rubbish

 

[FLASHWOK]

Surely you all can strike a blow for the free world in something a bit more exciting than golf? Maybe then some of us would be paying attention to something other than a bunch of eurotrash dancing around happily on a lawn with a bunch of holes and flags in it. Perhaps a knitting championship?

 

[Rams]

oh come Flash, you know your country is bleeding at the moment. We dealt you a severe blow. It will take years for you to recover from this. No terrorist could ever have caused so much damage as our golfers did.

 

[kennyj]

I hate to admit it, but your millionaires are better golfers than our millionaires. That explains why I saw so many disillusioned-looking people on the subway today.