The Masters

Slabber

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The Masters, Augusta
FINAL ROUND LEADERBOARD latest:
(US unless stated)
after
P Mickelson -6 8

F Couples -5 8

R Mediate -4 10
V Singh Fij -4 10
T Clark SA -4 9
C Campbell -4 8

JM Olazabal Sp -3 14
MA Jimenez Sp -3 10

A Oberholser -2 13
R Goosen SA -2 11
T Woods -2 9
 
The BBC coverage has lost its pictures, and they're playing muzac.

Classy.
 
I was hoping Olazabal would win, and with that looking increasingly unlikely, I'd like to see either Tim Clarke or Vijay make a surge in the rankings.

Don't like Couples, and not a huge Big Phil fan either.
 
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"I was a spaz..."
 
French Henry said:
I love him.

Pure class and nerves of steel. Punters friend.
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He's a feckwit.

When asked what he thought about women being banned from Augusta, he said "that's just the way it is".

Mohammed Ali, he ain't.
 
Slabber said:
When asked what he thought about women being banned from Augusta, he said "that's just the way it is".
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That is the way it is. If anything, he was just making an acute observation. Nought wrong with intelligence in my opinion.
 
I hate Phil Mickelson, too. The archetypal all-American bag of lard.
 
A geordie goes to see the doctor

'Doc'or doc'or, me armpit smells of coconut, like'

'Well, it's Bounty' says the doctor.
 
Is it? Hasn't the bitchtitted twat won it already?
 
He has. Tiger was giving him the Green Jacket.

"Here.....uhh.....err...great play"
"..........erm.....yeah...thanks."
"K. :rolleyes:"
 
Have they got a specially adapted green jacket to fit his bitch tits in it?
 
French Henry said:
He has. Tiger was giving him the Green Jacket.

"Here.....uhh.....err...great play"
"..........erm.....yeah...thanks."
"K. :rolleyes:"
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Even if they liked each other, that's probably all they'd say, as one of them is a bitchtitted Bounty Bar, as has been established, and the other is a freak.
 
Perfect.

Now to knock all his ridiculously shiny teeth out of his smug fecking mouth...
 
Anyone who likes Bounty Bars should be banned.
 
Anyone who likes Phil Mickelson probably supports either Southampton or Portsmouth, which is probably punishment enough.
 
Oh dear. I bet you like Mickelson don't you. And Craig David. And Prutton.
 
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