The many ways that watching this team have aged me…

Pogue Mahone

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-Opposition team breaking forwards in numbers. Where’s our midfield?! McTominay enters from the side of the screen. Jogging.

- De Gea receiving a pass under very little pressure with loads of short passing options and absolutely SMASHING the ball straight back to the opposition.

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Elanga with the ball on the wing half way in our own half surrounded by three Arsenal players and not one ours trying to give him an option.
 
On counter attacks Sancho beating a player but it takes him half a minute to do it. Then there are another two players in front of him and a whole defence is back in place.
 
Playing simple passes just behind or straight to a player instead of into his path. Split second stuff that helps a defence shift over and set more effectively.
 
Theres too many to add.

Players not tracking back on counters.

Players jogging back when the opponent with the ball is sprinting next to them.

Players like Pogba who can't be fecked to run and defend our box because its too far away for him.

Fullbacks not being able to beat a defender or put in a decent cross.

Wingers not being able to beat a defender or put in a decent cross.

Midfield not being able to pass.

Midfield and defence constantly marking the same spot or being EASILY dragged out of position.

Its just a massive shitshow.
 
I’m probably healthier than ever. No more stressful title races or edge of your seat matches. Just rock up and hope for the best.
 
Rashford walking slower than a toddler when he is supposed to be pressing. Same for the rest of them. Useless pack of shitbags.
 
This team is making lose interest in football as a sport. I find myself not trying to care so that it doesn't hurt when Liverpool win the quadruple and match the League record (20x) in the process.
 
I skipped today's game. That's my relationship with United at the moment. I will only watch the games when I have nothing else to do, but I will never postpone anything just to sit and watch this shower of shit.
 
Constantly picking the worst passing option after taking three touches and looking up
 
People thinking Ronaldo is a problem and liability. Heck even ETH thinks that which is surprising. Ronaldo can has his uses on our bench if he doesn't want to start him. Crazy thinking that we should get rid of someone that scored 20 goals a season.
 
Near 10 years, all that money spent, and still not a single world class full back since Paddy Evra.
 
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