unvieled a life size chocolate statue of beckham in front of hundreds of adoring fans
jokes below please
jokes below please
the japs have just
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Strange brew, those nips. Gimme Angelina Jolie anyday.
Why chocolate?
Do you reckon the chocolate is Flake?
Or it could be a Twirl
Bex likes to give it a twirl
Bex likes to give it a twirl
Originally posted by markorm:
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I used to go to schoold with a girl called Heidi who used to piss herself.
She wasn't very attractive.
...and she smelled a bit.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Surely and exception to the rule........although I find pissing quite an endearing feature in a women.........
Originally posted by Ronnie:
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well rats like cheese u know
Originally posted by Fergiesarmy:
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well rats like cheese u know
But hate chocolate, right?
well japanese rats dont like chocolate u see
Originally posted by Ronnie:
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Surely and exception to the rule........although I find pissing quite an endearing feature in a women.........
It helps I suppose, otherwise they'd get all bloated.
"Japs" and "Nips"....? what is this... Alf Garnett day....?
Originally posted by markorm:
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It helps I suppose, otherwise they'd get all bloated.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ahh - Golden Rain.......
I saw some adverts for Pepsi featuring David Beckham on billboards when I was in Viet Nam. They'd made his eyes slightly slanted though to he'd have more appeal to the locals!
Do you know if they've done that with the chocolate statue of him in Japan?
If so, does that mean that Laura no longer finds him attractive because now he looks Asian? <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
Do you know if they've done that with the chocolate statue of him in Japan?
If so, does that mean that Laura no longer finds him attractive because now he looks Asian? <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />
Originally posted by Ronnie:
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Surely and exception to the rule........although I find pissing quite an endearing feature in a women.........
I believe it's Klum who is the exception to the rule... - I've never knewn a pretty Heidi (always gives me the picture of one of those fat German women serving beers <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> ), though it's kind of a normal name around here!
David Beckham - biggest football name in the Galaxy. Right across the Milky Way, from moon to Mars. Causes a Ripple wherever he goes. Free kicks that start Celebrations off throughout OT.
But despite all that, when it comes down to the Crunch(ie) just one of many Heroes.
Coat......
But despite all that, when it comes down to the Crunch(ie) just one of many Heroes.
Coat......Originally posted by DanishDevil:
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I've never knewn a pretty Heidi (always gives me the picture of one of those fat German women serving beers <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
so lomg as it's good beer I could care less. of course a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2
Originally posted by Livvie20:
<strong>David Beckham - biggest football name in the Galaxy. Right across the Milky Way, from moon to Mars. Causes a Ripple wherever he goes. Free kicks that start Celebrations off throughout OT.
But despite all that, when it comes down to the Crunch(ie) just one of many Heroes.