Please do something about this forum, Give Ronaldo a own forum or something so the 14-15 year old Ronaldo fans can wet their panties in there.
The Cristiano Ronaldo forum, I mean the Newbie forum.
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Spot on. That forum is at it's bent-est with all of the current C-Ron fanatics flitting around in there. 'Kin shirtlifters.
Ive asked them to tone it down and respect their fellow posters
He doesn't deserve such an honour!Unlike Smithy boy.Richter said:
Funny you mention that. Last night...sat in the living room doing some work on the laptop. FSW is replaying the CS game from Sunday. I've seen it...so I'm not paying attention at that time because the goals don't come until later. My girlfriend walks behind me on the way to the kitchen and this exchange occurs:laura said:
TheDevil'sOwnGF: "Huuu--low. Mmm-Mmm. Who's that?"
TheDevil'sOwn: <not paying attention> "Who's what, hun?"
TDOGF: "Him...the one playing for 'our' team. He's hot...is he new?"
TDO: <still really not paying attention...but perplexed> "Is who new?"
TDOGF: "Baby...him. The one with the bleached out hair. Look. Grrr."
TDO: "Bleach?!?...you mean Smith...Alan Smith? Err...yeah...he's new."
TDOGF: "He <with emphasis on the following word> LOOKS like a good one. Did they trade for him or something?"
TDO: "No, baby...they don't make trades in England."
TDOGF: "Is he English?"
TDO: "Yeah...he is."
TDOGF: "Looks like they do make something over there. Call me when he comes back on the TV." <walks away to Kitchen>
TDO: "I'll get right on that." <Change channels to watch Def Poetry Jam with Mos Def. She is NOT into Spoken Word. They can't all be perfect.> "Hunny...Def Poetry is on...come watch with me."
TDOGF: "I'ld rather not. I'm going to go get on eBay and see if I can find anything interesting. What was that cute guy's name again? Oh yeah...nevermind. G'Night. Love you. You can put it back on your game now." <she walks by into hallway and closes bedroom door.>
TDO: "...uuhhh. OK. G'night. Love you." <realises that it'll be much easier to justify the PPV PL package if I remind her how often him and "that Ronaldo guy" will be on. We don't mind the small losses in battle if it means we can win the war.>
Smith made another new fan last night. It's becoming contagious.
hehe must be the lipstick shade she likes TDO
Good work keeping Claudio cooped up in there, though I think one of them (mad about cr7 I think) slipped through into the main forum unnoticed ...golden_blunder said:
Mr. Wood said:
Please I pray to god that mad abour cr didn't slip through. Who of the mods are that evil???
TheDevil'sOwn said:
He's really good-looking.I'd even say ravishing.
laura said:He's really good-looking.I'd even say ravishing.
Sorry to let you know, but there's a story in the sun today saying he's got a boyfriend. Some pics too. Check it out, page 34.Scare ya?
Not at all.That's not that bad.We could have a threesome.Number7 said:Scare ya?
laura said:Not at all.That's not that bad.We could have a threesome.
Maybe, but his Boyfriend is Luke Chadwick
never mind, if he's doing you up the wrong n atleast you can't see his face.Number7 said:Maybe, but his Boyfriend is Luke Chadwick
that's shite then. I'd ask Smithy if he wants to have Stevie G or Joe Cole as a new bf.
Leeds Council Estate fodder
laura said:
I'd ask Smithy if he wants to have Stevie G or Joe Cole as a new bf.
Getting worried about you laura.
You don' have to.Richter said:
Aaaaahhhh!!!! I knew Davo liked him but not you!!!
Richter said:
I take it you approve of my choices of Joe Cole and Alan Smithy?
God thanks, I live few hundreds of miles away from Laura shishhhhh
I can count myself lucky.thewelshconjurer said:God thanks, I live few hundreds of miles away from Laura shishhhhh
laura said:
I take it you approve of my choices of Joe Cole and Alan Smithy?
I relucantly give you my approval.
Why's that?Richter said:
we all eh?Number7 said:Come on, we all know I'm the one she's after
laura said:we all eh?
Well known across the globe
That Claudia girl is back, she now calls herself Claudia7. Watch her
Litti from Finland in the newbie.
Is Litmanen back?
Is Litmanen back?
MelvinYeo said:Litti from Finland in the newbie.
Is Litmanen back?
How bad was Litmanen?
MelvinYeo said:Litti from Finland in the newbie.
Is Litmanen back?
Is it that stupid Pool fan???
Indeed, the one who claimed he was 'neutra'lRichter said:
Richter said:That Claudia girl is back, she now calls herself Claudia7. Watch her
banned
golden_blunder said:
Good job. Now i see your not only playing Galaxies