The Brest Appreciation Thread

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Started well in the champions league but only 6 points from 6 games in the league.

They seem like a plucky Brighton type team.
 
If they could sign Areola I think it would enhance them, both in shape and size.
 
They're a bit of a fair weather team. They've made a fairly good showing thus far but, as winter takes hold, we'll see a lot less of them.
 
Even if they're small they still need all the support they can get.
 
This whole thread could just be merged with the "posts that feel sexual" thread.
 
The club has its knockers, but is a good cup team.
 
They'll be pleased not to have made tits of themselves
 
Pretty easy for brest to look great in spring and summer and early autumn when the season’s just begun and the sun’s out and they’re all sweaty and happy.

Just wait until it’s mid-winter and icy cold outside. They’ll shrivel away, never to be seen again.
 
Young Boys took a real pounding last night though.
 
Brest start out perky, but they tend to droop later on.
 
Lucky that they're small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains.
 
I rate them very highly. I think they are sleeping giants but they need a manager like Dick advocaat to fully realise their potential.
 
Good squad harmony, although we'll see if that holds when the big boys start coming between them.
 
I rate them very highly. I think they are sleeping giants but they need a manager like Dick advocaat to fully realise their potential.
They should also sign a keeper like Areola. Either way, they'll leave their fans with many great mammaries this season.
 
They did look great pushing up high against a modern European outfit last night.
 
The players are so excited with all these Champions league winning bonuses they're getting, in fact they're thinking of getting motorboats.
 
Enjoy it whilst it lasts, it'll go tits up soon