The Boat Race

I was laughing a few minutes before at the lady cox being heard saying "I'm looking at Thorpe, he's fecking struggling"
 
I reckon they should hold the boat race in the Nile, just to make it a little bit more exhilarating. Random crocodiles and piranhas are far more exciting than a mere swimmer.
 
That swimmer is a fecking idiot, protestor or not, could well have died or been quite grotesquely injured.
 
One of the Oxford rowers has collapsed, looked like he was unconscious as they lifted him out.
 
He's apparently fine now although there were shades of Muamba for a second there.

Don't know about 'fine'. Just been stretchered into an ambulance and on the way to hospital.

Odd race. Feel sorry for all of them really, all those months of preparation essentially ruined by one bloke. Now Cambridge have to mute their celebrations and Oxford will probably feel aggrieved as the break probably worked against them slightly more.