The Big Brother Two

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Hello kind and merciful moderators

On behalf of the Big Brother Two, i.e. me and Mockney, I'd like to apologise for our scandelous and outrageous behaviour

Yes BB is a steaming pile of reality shite that only folk with brains the size of gnats find entertaining... but all the same, we should leave those gnat brains alone in their own thread of BB solace

We beg for a reprieve
 
Brad said:
Hello kind and merciful moderators

On behalf of the Big Brother Two, i.e. me and Mockney, I'd like to apologise for our scandelous and outrageous behaviour

Yes BB is a steaming pile of reality shite that only folk with brains the size of gnats find entertaining... but all the same, we should leave those gnat brains alone in their own thread of BB solace

We beg for a reprieve
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Pointing out these views to those deluded enough to enjoy the programme sounds more like a duty than a failing tbh.
 
I clicked the link by accident... you know I do that an awful lot all the times I'm banned, it's a bad habit how often I check this place out

Mockney, I salute you
 
That is harsh.....

I spent a good 10 minutes saluting you in various threads before I realized no one could see me!
 
I salute you two, you are indeed the tankmen of tiananmen square!

*clap* *clap*
 
Brad said:
Have we lost the thread in the general too?

I think the severity of our punishment only goes to illuminate the heights we achieved here today
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No no...the general thread's still there...Just a page down

I think anyway...

We are Spartacus!
 
Is there a mod battle going on or summat? Why does my tagline keep changing back and forth from a recently deceased lady to Eric Cantona?

I prefer Eric and promise to be a good little boy from now on if that helps :angel:
 
Brad said:
Well bar me being male, clever, disliking reality TV, caring about football and being alive, yes we're identical

Cantona on the other hand... we are almost symbiotic. I am Cantona
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Bollocks. You're a drama queen and probably have a huge mouth and all. And yes, you've got more braincells than Jade Goody - but come on, she is dead and decomposing.
 
Brad said:
Well bar me being male, clever, disliking reality TV, caring about football and being alive, yes we're identical

Cantona on the other hand... we are almost symbiotic. I am Cantona
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nonsense, you'd kill for some sort of public voting on here, what went on anyway?
 
Brad said:
Hello kind and merciful moderators

On behalf of the Big Brother Two, i.e. me and Mockney, I'd like to apologise for our scandelous and outrageous behaviour

Yes BB is a steaming pile of reality shite that only folk with brains the size of gnats find entertaining... but all the same, we should leave those gnat brains alone in their own thread of BB solace

We beg for a reprieve
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You're posting...doesn't that indicate that you've had a reprieve?
 
MockneyRevil said:
That is harsh.....

I spent a good 10 minutes saluting you in various threads before I realized no one could see me!
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:D

That's the fun of it.

But you were asked nicely first. :nono:

I don't know who is messing with Brad's avatar - I did my bit and have moved on, like The Lone Ranger.
 
Livvie said:
:D

That's the fun of it.

But you were asked nicely first. :nono:

I don't know who is messing with Brad's avatar - I did my bit and have moved on, like The Lone Ranger.
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I was, and I must say I though the punnishment was comically excellent...Ghosting us...not many seemed to pick up on the irony of it

But some Mods are messing with Brads Avatar, some are trying to restore it, some are locking threads then others unlocking them, posts are being edited...it's a free for all!! Chaos at the top!...I think it's only just becoming clear how much of a stir we really caused here Brad!...
 
MockneyRevil said:
I was, and I must say I though the punnishment was comically excellent...Ghosting us...not many seemed to pick up on the irony of it

But some Mods are messing with Brads Avatar, some are trying to restore it, some are locking threads then others unlocking them, posts are being edited...it's a free for all!! Chaos at the top!...I think it's only just becoming clear how much of a stir we really caused here Brad!...
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We just like to spread confusion - it's a very good way of dealing with the riff-r...er, the lovely members here.
 
MockneyRevil said:
But some Mods are messing with Brads Avatar, some are trying to restore it, some are locking threads then others unlocking them, posts are being edited...it's a free for all!! Chaos at the top!...I think it's only just becoming clear how much of a stir we really caused here Brad!...
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I know! There is revolt!

Having a recently deceased lady next to my name seems a little in bad taste, especially given the 'ghosting' punishment. But mods will be mods
 
Brad said:
Ooh Livvie come on you're better than that, check the time and dates of the post! I made it immediately after being ghosted. Wrongly assuming mods could still see ghosted posts?
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Sorry, Brad. I consider myself suitably chastised.

We can see posts - maybe we can't see threads?!
 
Livvie said:
Sorry, Brad. I consider myself suitably chastised.

We can see posts - maybe we can't see threads?!
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fecking hell, I ought to get paid for all this forum testing I'm performing!!! You can't ghost someone with over 40 posts in a thread without the internet collapsing, you can't view ghosted threads even as a mod...
 
Brad said:
fecking hell, I ought to get paid for all this forum testing I'm performing!!! You can't ghost someone with over 40 posts in a thread without the internet collapsing, you can't view ghosted threads even as a mod...
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We probably can. I just didn't notice it. I was too busy deleting posts...
 
yes you can i believe

also your tagline (avatard) disappeared automatically when you were set to banned. the system doesnt save any moderations, just goes from "banned" to "first team regular" etc.

maybe some nice admin will come along and fix it ;)
 
Frankly, the two of them should be Knighted for Services To Mankind.

Big Brother rots your brain as well as being grossly offensive to all non-mouth breathers.

If you need any proof, it is retirantmob's favourite show.

'nuff said.
 
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