The bald 2 bald Premier League H2H

horsechoker

The Caf's Ezza.
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Is this the baldest the Premier League has been?

Who will the bald off?

ETH?
Pep?
Maresca?
Slot?
Dyche?
 
Dyche isn't bald ffs
He's pushing it

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Nah he can grow out his hair if he wants to.

But he is ginger and that's far worse anyway.
So he's like Ashley Young then?

Bald isn't a hairstyle, it's a philosophy, an attitude, a way of life. You're not bald up there, you're bald in here (I'm pointing to my heart if it's not clear)
 
Needs a formula:

Trophies + Facial Stubble x Surface Area
Gingerness​

Good job Kompany has left, otherwise the others wouldn't have stood a chance!
 
So he's like Ashley Young then?

Bald isn't a hairstyle, it's a philosophy, an attitude, a way of life. You're not bald up there, you're bald in here (I'm pointing to my heart if it's not clear)
Shave a man's head and he's bald for a day. Kill a man's hair follicles and he's bald for a lifetime.
 
Serious question since I'm not bald and never had a beard. Do bald people shampoo their beard and soap their head?