The bad luck is from wearing black shorts at home

The important thing is to have an onion on our belts, which was the style at the time
 
I have had this doubt for several years. We always wear black shorts when we play away and the home team has white shorts. But several times over the years, the away sides at Old Trafford have had no issues in wearing white shorts.
 
You know what really gave us bad Juju? That white kit. United always lose in a white kit.
 
We should smear garlic too, then at the end of matches the players can toss their sweat-drenched kits into the crowd.
 
Which idiot at the club keeps agreeing to this? Tell the away team to feck off if they don't have a fitting kit.
 
I miss the days when black shorts were our only problem.