I found this on football365.com.
TEN REASONS WHY ROBBIE FOWLER IS SO KEEN ON MOVING TO LEEDS
1) Has heard there’s a really kickin’ atmosphere around the local nightclubs.
2) A different striker rotation system to be third-choice in.
3) After playing alongside temperamental skinheads like Jamie Carragher and Danny Murphy, it’ll be breath of fresh air to work with
the likes of Olivier Dacourt and Danny Mills.
4) Leeds’ strip is all white, so he can pretend he’s on the same team as Macca.
5) A new assistant manager to kick footballs at.
6) As a new father of two young babies, has a deep empathy with David O’Leary.
7) Nasal plasters on sale in Yorkshire may be slightly different to those available on Merseyside.
8) Thinks his chances of winning the Champions League this season will remain entirely unaffected. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
9) Leeds city centre offers a whole new selection of nightclub toilets to get beaten up in. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
10) Hates Houllier and Thompson and fancies making a load of cash before anyone cottons on that he's not the player he was.
TEN REASONS WHY ROBBIE FOWLER IS SO KEEN ON MOVING TO LEEDS
1) Has heard there’s a really kickin’ atmosphere around the local nightclubs.
2) A different striker rotation system to be third-choice in.
3) After playing alongside temperamental skinheads like Jamie Carragher and Danny Murphy, it’ll be breath of fresh air to work with
the likes of Olivier Dacourt and Danny Mills.
4) Leeds’ strip is all white, so he can pretend he’s on the same team as Macca.
5) A new assistant manager to kick footballs at.
6) As a new father of two young babies, has a deep empathy with David O’Leary.
7) Nasal plasters on sale in Yorkshire may be slightly different to those available on Merseyside.
8) Thinks his chances of winning the Champions League this season will remain entirely unaffected. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
9) Leeds city centre offers a whole new selection of nightclub toilets to get beaten up in. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
10) Hates Houllier and Thompson and fancies making a load of cash before anyone cottons on that he's not the player he was.