I'm sick of being moaned at by my wife for spending too much time here, but I can't work out how to delete my account. Can someone help so I can get on with my quiet, under-the-thumb existence..?
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Change your eMail to something random by hammering the keyboard, doing an @ then hammering it some more and putting .com on the end.
After that, change your password by hammering on the keyboard a bit.
Then log out and clear all your cookies.
Add/Remove programs, de-install all browsers.
Power off your pc.
Put it back in the box.
Sell it on eBay.
After that, change your password by hammering on the keyboard a bit.
Then log out and clear all your cookies.
Add/Remove programs, de-install all browsers.
Power off your pc.
Put it back in the box.
Sell it on eBay.
TR said:
divorce her.
men need a little relaxation, but not too much
you'll be sorry when some Mod graciously agrees to yer request
think of coming through the Newbies again in another persona ughhhhhh later on
Kick the wife out hire a replacement (young good looking Asian/East European lady ) by the hour and enjoy the rest of yer Red Cafe life.. I wish I had the nuts to do it ...sniff
think of coming through the Newbies again in another persona ughhhhhh later on
Kick the wife out hire a replacement (young good looking Asian/East European lady ) by the hour and enjoy the rest of yer Red Cafe life.. I wish I had the nuts to do it ...sniff
TR said:
Same shiet happens here ... by the way, remember that Hitchcock movie where two total strangers start talking about how much their wifes nagged them and they decided to kill each others missus so both will have an alibi?
The Kippax Kid said:divorce her.
men need a little relaxation, but not too much
now now KK don't be a spoil sport
judge not man by the label but by the persona - man is not one person but a variety of feelings, wants and needs and some of us like er me need lots of wome.... er relaxation
marcosdeto said:Same shiet happens hear ... by the way, remember that Hitchcock movie where two total strangers start talking about how much their wifes nagged them and they decided to kill each others missus so both will have an alibi?
FFS stop moaninn
you're a man like... the breadwinner... the boss ... in charge ... tell er to sod off if she dosn't like it ... it works ... believe me.... every time .....er except er... fer me
I didn't mean it luv ... OK I do love you and FFS I will take you out fer a meal later on this evening
Flowers ??? sigh.... Yer deserve them luv married to a plonker like me ... thinks... I wonder if I should have insured her for more... heh heh
topper said:FFS stop moaninn
you're a man like... the breadwinner... the boss ... in charge ... tell er to sod off if she dosn't like it ... it works ... believe me.... every time .....er except er... fer me
I didn't mean it luv ... OK I do love you and FFS I will take you out fer a meal later on this evening
Flowers ??? sigh.... Yer deserve them luv married to a plonker like me ... thinks... I wonder if I should have insured her for more... heh heh
Uhu, I see ... so, do we have a deal?
Veng said:
That would work!
How could he sell it on eBay though if it was in its box?
WeasteDevil said:That would work!
How could he sell it on eBay though if it was in its box?
That's the basis of a damn good philosophical debate there.
i dont understand people who ask to delete their account... why not just not log back in??
golden_blunder said:
Temptation isn't it? Removing the temptation, or atleast putting a big hurdle in the way reduces the urge. Now if only they could do that with porn, I'd have an extra 18 hours in the day to fill.
Just ban him, and change his tagline to Banned by Wife... or similar
Exactly.Professor Percival Egg said:
Incidentally, of all the fora I've been a member of - total about 5! - this is the one that's most ban-happy, but the only one that makes self-termination a challenge. Some sort of control issue?
So, is someone going to assist my Caf suicide or not?
That'll be my second hurdle...Professor Percival Egg said:
TR said:Exactly.
Incidentally, of all the fora I've been a member of - total about 5! - this is the one that's most ban-happy, but the only one that makes self-termination a challenge. Some sort of control issue?
So, is someone going to assist my Caf suicide or not?
That'll be my second hurdle...
Simple really - if you like it stay if you don't move on - no offence intended just a simple observation from a jaundiced cnut
PS I like it
TR said:
Go to useCP and click edit Email and Password...
Type your password
and rename your mail id as gaylord@soapboy.com.
If thats your current id then you have to type some thing else.
TR said:Exactly.
Incidentally, of all the fora I've been a member of - total about 5! - this is the one that's most ban-happy, but the only one that makes self-termination a challenge. Some sort of control issue?
So, is someone going to assist my Caf suicide or not?
That'll be my second hurdle...
You still here?
He wanst to clebrate 2000 posts before fecking offProfessor Percival Egg said:You still here?
Yes, and going nowhere. No woman's going to force me to give up the friendship of the Caf!Professor Percival Egg said:You still here?
Actually, this flirtation with leaving has probably brought the warmest response I've ever had to a thread...
Bollocks anway!
Charlie Stubbs is my new role model!
TR said:
Just under 2000 posts in 4 years ... Damn your wife is harsh.
TR said:Yes, and going nowhere. No woman's going to force me to give up the friendship of the Caf!
Actually, this flirtation with leaving has probably brought the warmest response I've ever had to a thread...
Bollocks anway!
Charlie Stubbs is my new role model!
errr..ok, if you really want to go let me know for sure and ill do it.
If not, stick around, enjoy the new season!
Cheers GB, but you've already quoted my decision above.