things anyone done while at a footy match, in the pub earlier
heres mine
did anyone go to the worthless cup final against sheff wed?
i went down on the saturday afternoon (sunday kick off) massive bender started off in manchester and didnt stop at all, managed to get in the ground and found myself on the front row behind the nets.
anyways as some people will remember the game didnt go to well and we were losing one nil when the cnuting ref disallowed what looked a perfectly good goal to me (it wasnt) from mark hughes, i snapped jumped up the fence that they still had there lept over legged it over the advertisement boards, ran up to the ref called him all the names under the sun until bryan robson came over grabbed hold of me and asked me very politely to get off the pitch.
police and stewards came to get me i decided my safer option was with the stewards and they marched me straight down the tunnel past where fergie and big fat ron were sat, i saw some of the united subs laughing thier bollocks off at me and they opened the hatch where the coaches usually come in and lobbed me out.
pleased at not getting arrested i walked over to the tube station and proceeded to get into a fight with some arsenal fan (dont ask cause i dont know why)
then once i negotiated my way back to euston there was a train back to euston before all the united fans would be back, i thought feck it ill get that as there will be buffet bar on it, got on it got eight cans of stella for about £20 (cnuts) supped em all before i got to manchester or so i thought.
for some drunken reason i got off in stockport stumbled around for a bit and sat down, i then abused a gaurd and told him to tell me when the next manchester train came.
he woke me up later on and said the manchester train was here so i got on it, about half an hour later i thought what the fecks goin on here like, the gaurd on the train walked past and i asked him when it gets to manchester he started laughing and said it was the manchester to london express train next stop fecking milton keynes.
ended up stuck down there for hours and didnt manage to get home and in bed till monday fecking morning.
well thats mine
anymore for anymore
heres mine
did anyone go to the worthless cup final against sheff wed?
i went down on the saturday afternoon (sunday kick off) massive bender started off in manchester and didnt stop at all, managed to get in the ground and found myself on the front row behind the nets.
anyways as some people will remember the game didnt go to well and we were losing one nil when the cnuting ref disallowed what looked a perfectly good goal to me (it wasnt) from mark hughes, i snapped jumped up the fence that they still had there lept over legged it over the advertisement boards, ran up to the ref called him all the names under the sun until bryan robson came over grabbed hold of me and asked me very politely to get off the pitch.
police and stewards came to get me i decided my safer option was with the stewards and they marched me straight down the tunnel past where fergie and big fat ron were sat, i saw some of the united subs laughing thier bollocks off at me and they opened the hatch where the coaches usually come in and lobbed me out.
pleased at not getting arrested i walked over to the tube station and proceeded to get into a fight with some arsenal fan (dont ask cause i dont know why)
then once i negotiated my way back to euston there was a train back to euston before all the united fans would be back, i thought feck it ill get that as there will be buffet bar on it, got on it got eight cans of stella for about £20 (cnuts) supped em all before i got to manchester or so i thought.
for some drunken reason i got off in stockport stumbled around for a bit and sat down, i then abused a gaurd and told him to tell me when the next manchester train came.
he woke me up later on and said the manchester train was here so i got on it, about half an hour later i thought what the fecks goin on here like, the gaurd on the train walked past and i asked him when it gets to manchester he started laughing and said it was the manchester to london express train next stop fecking milton keynes.
ended up stuck down there for hours and didnt manage to get home and in bed till monday fecking morning.
well thats mine
anymore for anymore