Talents needed to be a pop star

032Devil

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Based on the judging of X-Factor & American Idols and especially of Simon Cowall and Louis Walsh, pop stars need the following 4 qualities:

1) Looks

2) Looks

3) Looks

4) Looks


...and a singing voice (as an after thought).
 
1. Be as thick as a door knob
2. Relate to the equally retarded audience
3. Bone the judges