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Plech's post
From the Encyclopaedia Brittanica
Jihad [n.]
1. A kind of pencil-case, e.g. "give me back my fecking jihad you gaylord!"
2. A holy war, e.g. Don't forget it's the jihad tomorrow Abdul, don't be back by teatime...or ever...
3. An exploding satsuma, e.g. "What the feck was that orange thing?" "A jihad." "Oh."
[v. trans.] 1. To feel a slight acidic sensation in your mouth just before urinating, e.g. "I just jihaded" "Too much information, you freak".
2. To kick seven shades of shit out of someone for not being a Muslim, e.g. Who's that?" "Cliff Richard." "Let's jihad the cnut." "But we're not Muslim either." "Yeah...but feck it..."
[interjection] 1. e.g. "Jihaaaaaaaaaaad! Ali Akbar! Get stuck in lads! Bonzer!"
Plech's post
From the Encyclopaedia Brittanica
Jihad [n.]
1. A kind of pencil-case, e.g. "give me back my fecking jihad you gaylord!"
2. A holy war, e.g. Don't forget it's the jihad tomorrow Abdul, don't be back by teatime...or ever...
3. An exploding satsuma, e.g. "What the feck was that orange thing?" "A jihad." "Oh."
[v. trans.] 1. To feel a slight acidic sensation in your mouth just before urinating, e.g. "I just jihaded" "Too much information, you freak".
2. To kick seven shades of shit out of someone for not being a Muslim, e.g. Who's that?" "Cliff Richard." "Let's jihad the cnut." "But we're not Muslim either." "Yeah...but feck it..."
[interjection] 1. e.g. "Jihaaaaaaaaaaad! Ali Akbar! Get stuck in lads! Bonzer!"
That was in the days before I'd fully honed my posting style, to the laconic power of today.
Then he snatches the policeman's gun and says, "Officer, arrest me later."
I count to 3, Tron opens the door, and it's Rose the nosy neighbour!
Ooo-ooo, with a spatula in her hand (Spatula-a-a),
Like that's gon' do something against them gu-u-uns
It's Rosie the nosy-y-y...y, (woo!)
Ne-ei-eigh-booooour....
Then he snatches the policeman's gun and says, "Officer, arrest me later."
I count to 3, Tron opens the door, and it's Rose the nosy neighbour!
Ooo-ooo, with a spatula in her hand (Spatula-a-a),
Like that's gon' do something against them gu-u-uns
It's Rosie the nosy-y-y...y, (woo!)
Ne-ei-eigh-booooour....