Striker's you would like to see United buy.

Rage

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In this thread i dont want any opinion's on players or anything, i just want the name's of the Striker's you'd like to see us buy. try and make your list realistic,

Di Canio
Gudjohnson
Kevin Philips
Tore Andre Flo
 
The signing of Duff would be even better now, he can play forward and cover our midfield. Sign him up.
 
i like to see us buy:

Crespo
Montella

but we don't have much mulah so i like to see us buy:

Mansiz
Gomes
Donovan

to hold us for 1 year, however:

Caniggia
DiCanio
Baggio
 
Demarcus Beasley (I know he's a Midfielder but I think he'd make a better forward esp. for MUFC)
Hasselbiank
Batistuta
Ronaldo
 
Originally posted by LABOB:
<strong>Demarcus</strong><hr></blockquote>

This has to be the most ridiculous first name I've heard from Yankland. Even the NFL would have a hard time coming up with a more stupid name.

Reminds me of an old french teacher, who when comparing Belgium and Yankland said:

"The difference is that in Belgium you have to name your child after one of the saints - they have one for each day there (probably bollocks these days but never mind) - whereas in Yankland you could call your child Table if you liked. How daft."

Well put I thought.

Defeckinmarcus, I ask you.
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Originally posted by PhillipVIII:
<strong>need to pull that stick outa our arse, Dans.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I ain't going anywhere near you weirdly named yanks and that includes pulling sticks outta your arse Philipeight.
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Originally posted by Dans:
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Defeckinmarcus, I ask you.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Agreed, yanks choose moronic names. They do most things moronically. But calling a poor innocent kid Demarcus is that not all that much worse than all these UK wonderkids being called Jermaine. Are their parents Germans who can't spell?
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i've seen plenty of f*cked up names from all over. however it seems easier to pick on the yanks. the difference is we yanks can accept diversity somewhat better than you lot, and who really gives a high flying piece of shiete about some Belgian f*ck who got a problem with stupid yank names? wtf is in Belgium anyway, a bunch of f*cked up dumbarses named after saints? hey Belgium, f*ck you.

anyway.... season will begin soon. i think we're just a bit restless...
 
Belgian....don't tell me he's a friend of tine.

I've ahd all the respect in the world of tine and this is what her contry is comrised of, ignorant f*cks such as this that go on pissing on entire cultures do to the way some ppl name their children. :rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Red Sun:
<strong>Kluivert or Crespo.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Imo, no United fan would want Kluivert.

I would love to see Duff at United. And/or Gudjohnsen.

And Fabien Brandy. :)
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Originally posted by Rage:
<strong>u always get the few :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

So what's wrong with my suggestions then?
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That's OK then. :) Because I can't wait to see Fabien Brandy up front.
 
No need for a one-year patch. We should buy young and very potential players such as Duff, Donnovan or Defoe.
 
Originally posted by dmode:
<strong>Ronaldinho
Duff
Ronaldo
Shearer (why not?)</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why not? Because he has passed it and he always moaning. (Besides, I also afraid he will fight with Keano in training! :eek: )
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we will regret it if duff does not sign for us and does for liverpool
 
Kluivert(complete)
Schevschenko
Vieri(unstoppable)
Robbie Keane(smart guy)

and Hamann...goalgetter and technical wizard!!!
 
LANDON DONAVON, forgot about him, definitely one that could stay for a while, he would also complete one of my dreams: to see an American wear the red shirt and run out on the Old Trafford pitch <img src="graemlins/keano.gif" border="0" alt="[Keano]" />
 
1. shevchenko
2.Ronaldinho
3. Robbie Keane

We probably can;t afford Ronaldo or Vieri.
 
Sorry to be so picky but let`s not have `striker`s` used when in fact you are not talking about the striker owning something and so the apostrophe is wrong - you are using striker in its plural form. The plural form is simple - `strikers`.

Anyway, here is my list -

Hernan Crespo (Sheer class)
Robbie Keane (Sir Alex once said something about he would not pay 500,000 pounds or was it 50,000 pounds for Robbie but I have to disagree with the great man there)
Mark Viduka (In the right team he would be frighteningly good.
 
Originally posted by LABOB:
<strong>Belgian....don't tell me he's a friend of tine.

I've ahd all the respect in the world of tine and this is what her contry is comrised of, ignorant f*cks such as this that go on pissing on entire cultures do to the way some ppl name their children. :rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oooooooo. Struck a nerve did I? Lighten up Bobby Boy.

PS Everyone on here knows I'm German.
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Originally posted by fortyseven:
<strong>Are their parents Germans who can't spell?</strong><hr></blockquote>

This is the best reason I've heard yet for daft names in Yankland.
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Originally posted by PhillipVIII:
<strong>who really gives a high flying piece of shiete about some Belgian f*ck who got a problem with stupid yank names? wtf is in Belgium anyway, a bunch of f*cked up dumbarses named after saints? hey Belgium, f*ck you.
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You are quite the irrational one aren't you? What have you got against Belgium? They make wonderful chips (that's french fries to to you Philipate) and better beer than those pesky Germans. feck, feck, feck........
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