Strike Announcement

[Slabber]

Dear Caftards,

I am calling a general strike of the Caftards until French Henry is granted permission to post in the Newbies.

Please sign this permission and then restrain from posting until an announcement is made here that FH has had permission granted.

I am sorry that such drastic measures have become necessary.

All Caftards are equal but some Caftards are more equal than others.

Yours,

Slabber.

 

[noodlehair]

What's in it for me?

 

[Davo]

I agree in principal, but am in the middle of infering some members are spastics

I will not post tomorrow during normal business hours as a show of support

 

[original muppet]

I told you Slabbs. You're gonna end up on the wrong side of the law.

 

[Murt]

Ill start striking in about an hours time until tomorrow morning.

That'll learn em.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

The strike is onn. NCLz fo lyfe booooy.

 

[noodlehair]

Have we started yet then?

 

[noodlehair]

How about now?

 

[Davo]

I had a shag over an hour ago, but have just leaked some post cum

Irritating

 

[Sultan]

Is Slabber banning him self ?

Frenchie is a good though

 

[alonso767]

where was the strike supporting me when i demanded access to the newbies?

feck this, i should be the most equal poster on here.

 

[032Devil]

Does Slabs have WMD?

 

[Grinner]

I had a shag over an hour ago, but have just leaked some post cum

Irritating

From your bottom?

 

[Davo]

You're sick

Is your real name Jason?

 

[Grinner]

You're sick

Is your real name Jason?

You're obviously slipping if you leave yourself open for something like that. You're not the Caf legend you used to be, accept it.

It's like 1989 all over again.

 

[The Hairdryer]

Who's French Henry?

 

[Godspeed]

What do i get if i support you FH?

 

[noodlehair]

I've been striking at various intervals throughout the day

I shall continue this

 

[golden_blunder]

so is Noodle a scab?

 

[Keane16]

I'm boycotting other sites as well, in sympathy like.

We should get Red Issue in on this....I'm sure they'd be delighted to strike in support of Redcafe's attempt to help a Gooner post more often.

 

[Slabber]

so is Noodle a scab?

Yes.

Noodlescab.

 

[*xan*]

Viva le revolution!!!!!!!

I want to post in the newbies aswell

 

[noodlehair]

This is a rubish strike anyway.

Why can't we have a better one, like one where I refuse to do any work. Or a hunger strike, by Slabber.

I'd give that my full support

 

[WelshRed]

Shhhhh, we are on stike!

P.S. If *Xan* gets to post in Newbies, I want to aswell and my dog Ruud, he'll have some of those apples too.

 

[French Henry]

They're visibly cracking.

 

[Big Andy]

I'm boycotting other sites as well, in sympathy like.

We should get Red Issue in on this....I'm sure they'd be delighted to strike in support of Redcafe's attempt to help a Gooner post more often.

so let me get this straight, Slabber, a spurs fan, is striking as a show of solidarity with FH, a gooner, for the right to post in the newbie forum...

I'm not being funny, but the newbie is shite...I have access to post in there, but hardly ever do...mainly only go in to call people retards...

I'll refrain from posting in the general until 1pm...thats an hours less of classic posting...

 

[Slabber]

I'll refrain from posting in the general until 1pm...thats an hours less of classic posting...

No, it's 25 minutes you fecking scab.

 

[Big Andy]

Shhhhh, we are on stike!

P.S. If *Xan* gets to post in Newbies, I want to aswell and my dog Ruud, he'll have some of those apples too.

my cat is called Ruud...Ruud Cat Nistelrooy is his full name...

 

[k-standred]

my cat is called Ruud...Ruud Cat Nistelrooy is his full name...

My dog is called Rio.

 

[Big Andy]

No, it's 25 minutes you fecking scab.

well I'll not post all day then...how's that for you...

in the general...

I might go into the made up XI's thread in a bit...hide out there for a while...

 

[Big Andy]

My dog is called Rio.

My mate mike's cat is called Rio...

 

[WelshRed]

But then Slab would win Andy, I reckon 1pm you post back in General, and in Newbies, Because you can.

 

[Slabber]

well I'll not post all day then...how's that for you...

in the general...

Well, it is a general strike I suppose.

I might go into the made up XI's thread in a bit...hide out there for a while...

That would be grand.

Well done BA. Your an example to the other Caftards.

 

[Looking Busy]

Dear Caftards,

I am calling a general strike of the Caftards until French Henry is granted permission to post in the Newbies.

Please sign this permission and then restrain from posting until an announcement is made here that FH has had permission granted.

I am sorry that such drastic measures have become necessary.

All Caftards are equal but some Caftards are more equal than others.

Yours,

Slabber.

French Henry doesn't want access to post in the Newbie just to view it according to his request in the other thread.

I take this as yet another Trade Union attempt at mis-information

 

[k-standred]

My mate mike's cat is called Rio...

Is it black? my dog is black.

That's racist.

 

[Slabber]

French Henry doesn't want access to post in the Newbie just to view it according to his request in the other thread.

I take this as yet another Trade Union attempt at mis-information

Aiming high allows room for compromise.

 

[Looking Busy]

how about a compromise. Slabber loses posting rights in the General and French Henry gets access to the Newbie

 

[Keane16]

Aiming high allows room for compromise.

Deceit

In opposition to Slabber's deceitful attempt to enact a strike, I shall now refrain from posting on the forum.

 

[WelshRed]

Fair trade.

Not Racist.

 

[Keane16]

Fair trade.

Not Racist.

You should stop posting.

In fact, you should never have started.