Steven Seagal Lawman

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Not fat gutted. Hirsuteness of shoulders TBD.
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Just happened across this on A&E and it's hilariously bad. SS apparently has been moonlighting as a sheriff's deputy for 20 years in Louisiana where he's been delivering mumbled dialogue and elephant-speed moves on the local scumbags.

What's really cool is his uncanny spidey sense that spots bad guys doing bad things before anybody else. He just shot the tip off of a match and a cotton bud too. Super cool!
 
He has the same monotone voice he uses when he is acting. Got to admire someone that does a job like that when they don't need to though.
 
I saw the preview to the show on tv and literally thought it was a shit film starring film
 
He is a very interesting character despite is rather boring acting.
 
Last night he did perfect double-taps. He is deffo an accomplished shot.

I think there's some good Youtube stuff of his Aikido moves.
 
Me and 4 other mates have started to grow ponytails, gonna dye em black, throw on some sharp suits and launch an assault on the pop charts as "flock of segals"

Oh Yeah !!
 
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