Steven Ireland has a new car (is it a cry for help?)...

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Could it get any worse than his infamous black and pink Range Rover?

Yes, it could. Apparently the rims have his number 7 on them as well.

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Why doesn't he just come out of the closet?

Justin Fashanu did it a decade ago, and City paid five figures a couple of years ago to get the official endorsement of a gay and lesbian community group.

The cars, the toupees, and the three dead grannies are all clearly a cry for help.
 
Just goes to show that money can't buy style. Or, in Steven Ireland's case, hair.

I'm also positive the guy is a bit of a fruit loop

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You know, if he were one of our lads involved in such pink faggery (why are the cars always pink, Steven, was it your gran/s favourite colour?) and we were involved in a relegation battle, the headlines would scream:

Ireland To Palermo - "Come And Get Me, Big Boys"
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The drivers seat is on the wrong side of the car and he appears to be driving on the wrong side of the road
 
SmashedHombre said:
Just goes to show that money can't buy style. Or, in Steven Ireland's case, hair.

I'm also positive the guy is a bit of a fruit loop

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Leave it to you to have that stickied up on your wall next to your computer.

Sicko.

And yes, his three dead grannies confided in me on their life-beds that he was in fact mad as a fecking hatter.
 
I just wonder whether he'll get the convertible with the special cloth top like he did for the Range Rover.

Anyone got that pic?
 
Dear me, he looks to be going the Ashley Cole route.

Here he is pretending to like icky girls.

Somehow I think your cunning plan has rather backfired on you Steven, given your choice of attire.

Just tell her you want to be 'good friends'.

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This is the 21st Century. A man can wear pink, care about his personal hygiene or have casual sex with other men without becoming a gayer
 
I got a pink sweater and a couple of pink shirts. :nervous:
 
And I don't really find that Audi gay at all. :nervous:
 
jasonrh said:
Could it get any worse than his infamous black and pink Range Rover?

Yes, it could. Apparently the rims have his number 7 on them as well.

1zbghdu.jpg


Why doesn't he just come out of the closet?

Justin Fashanu did it a decade ago, and City paid five figures a couple of years ago to get the official endorsement of a gay and lesbian community group.

The cars, the toupees, and the three dead grannies are all clearly a cry for help.
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I've actually seen this car, its fecking beautiful, a masterpiece in car building. The trim is red btw. And yes hes gay.
 
The guys is obviously a fruit cake, theres not taking yourself to seriously then there is this.
 
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