Stephen Seagal: Lawman

[Pogue Mahone]

Can't find a thread on this but it looks fecking ace. Currently being shown on Five USA.

Stephen Seagal as an actual policeman. Fat as butter and taking himself absurdly seriously. It's comedy gold. Check out this preview. He's hired a 4 foot teenage acrobat to make his Aikido look like a super power. Wtf?

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Wasn't this the show that was cancelled after he went nuts and started chasing his secretary around his house with a gun?

 

[Spammy]

Apparently he can make Machida tap out in full on sparring.

 

[Brophs]

That looks closer to unwatchable than ace.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

It is hilariously bad. He doesn't actually do anything, other than be a patronising cnut to "offenders" that have been apprehended. They go after "dangerous" herb dealers and what not.

My favourite part is where some teenager calls him "Mr Stallone."

 

[CassiusClaymore]

What a berk. Is that a moo moo he's wearing?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Crikey. Reading the comments on the Guardian article, someone mentioned a TV series called Stephen Seagal's Guide to Wine. Check out this scene, starring his then wife, Kelly Le Brock:

(Go straight to 3:50)



What were they thinking?

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Apparently he can make Machida tap out in full on sparring.

Gene LeBell choked him out after he got mouthy on the set of Out for Justice.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Apparently he can make Machida tap out in full on sparring.

By sitting on him?

 

[SharkyMcShark]

Crikey. Reading the comments on the Guardian article, someone mentioned a TV series called Stephen Seagal's Guide to Wine. Check out this scene, starring his then wife, Kelly Le Brock:

(Go straight to 3:50)



What were they thinking?

 

[Xander45]

Crikey. Reading the comments on the Guardian article, someone mentioned a TV series called Stephen Seagal's Guide to Wine. Check out this scene, starring his then wife, Kelly Le Brock:

(Go straight to 3:50)



What were they thinking?

Ah that is superb. Then the ridiculous instant replay with movie voice over guy at the end.

 

[antihenry]

These three clips are more entertaining than all his body of work.

 

[dmode]

(Shit Actor)^2

 

[Eyepopper]

Can't find a thread on this but it looks fecking ace. Currently being shown on Five USA.

Stephen Seagal as an actual policeman. Fat as butter and taking himself absurdly seriously. It's comedy gold. Check out this preview. He's hired a 4 foot teenage acrobat to make his Aikido look like a super power. Wtf?

he's crazy as batshit isn't he...


Still, can you imagine sitting in your car smoking a spliff and Steven Seagal catching you....

"get out of the car motherfecker... NOW!!!!!".....


"What the feck? Is that, is that Nico?"

 

[Biscuit1871]

He must be a Scientologist. Surely!

 

[Adzzz]

He's also thinks he's a reincarnation of some Buddhist figure, I forget which and he plays the guitar and has released such quality songs like this:



He's not for fecking sale, bitches.

 

[Addis]

He has a really weird body shape.

I don't know what the point of him actually is.

 

[Redlambs]

Have you seen the one at the shooting range where he is trying to light a match with a bullet?

 

[Cheltenham Red]

Gene LeBell choked him out after he got mouthy on the set of Out for Justice.

twice,the second time Seagal apparently shat himself

 

[Mick1991]

I thought he choked him out on the set of 'Under Siege'? I could be well wrong with that mind!

Anyway it was Seagal's own cockiness that got him into trouble thinking that he could escape and letting a guy he didn't know personally put a choke on him.

 

[Mick1991]

twice,the second time Seagal apparently shat himself

I heard that as well, he had to get his 'chi' in order because he wasn't ready the first time and duly shit himself the second!