Spot the two jokes in this sentence.

[Raoul]

United target Fabio Cannavaro says he is not interested in a move to the Premiership because he feels Serie A is the best league in the world.

 

[R A Softlad]

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Neil Thomson]

Raoul, how come that Andy van der Meyde topic has jumped up the list when it is an old topic with no new posts?

 

[Raoul]

Originally posted by Neil Thomson:
<strong>Raoul, how come that Andy van der Meyde topic has jumped up the list when it is an old topic with no new posts?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I bumped it up to see if you'd ask why. <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Neil Thomson]

Originally posted by Raoul:
<strong>

I bumped it up to see if you'd ask why. <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
The power's going to your head mate!