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A new thread to help the mods keep track of who's who in there:

Crossy_101 said:
I am just wondering what the public opinion was on what you prefer
DADDY or CHIPS...
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tommyboy said:
Ive been watching Jonathan Greening playing in the West Brom side and ive been quite impressed at his dribbling, vision, and pace.But especially his dribbling ability and im beginning to question Sir Alex Fergusons decision to let him go. i mean he is an amazing right winger and i believe he is better than Cristiano because hes not as much of a ball hog because he'll do the moves just as effectively as Cristiano but he also knows exactly when to give the ball up unlike Ronaldo who will just keep going until he gets it taken or runs out of room and dives.


any comments
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Mehro said:
europe vs. rest of the world


europe

................................Cech.............. .........

...Carvalho.......Nesta.........Cannavaro......Gal las....

......Seedorf...............Lampard.............Ne dved....

...............................Rooney............. .............

.............. Shevchenko..............Henry...............


Rest of the World


..............................Dida................ ..............

........Boumsong.....Ayala.........Cafu........... .Heinze

.....Aimar/Essien....................Kaka..............Riquel me....

...............................Ronaldinho......... ..............

...................Etoo....................Adriano .............
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That wasn't as bad as:

pepsi07 said:
Europe :

....................VDS

.......Brown......Rio......Vidic.........

............Diarra......Gatusso

Joaquin........Rooney.....Ronaldo

.............Saha........Ruud

Rest :

.................Dida

Cafu.......Alex.....Colocchini.....Heinze

Park......Kaka......Mascherano......Ronaldinho

........Tevez.........Ronaldo
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What's Daddy and what's Chips?

Daddy's brown sauce on chips?
 
Slabber said:
It's from that McCain's advert.
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Sorry, not seen it, so I can't comment.

I expect however that it is one of the less pleasing examples of the advertisement artform.
 
And people who pronounce that word advertizement are cnuts.
 
WeasteDevil said:
And people who pronounce that word advertizement are cnuts.
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It's about a little girl who keeps asking herself whether she prefers daddy or chips.
 
Whose in charge of the newbie promotion thesedays?

There seems to more utter spastics slipping through than normal...
 
SATA said:
From what i could see from recent threads, some people on this board seem obsessed about wanting promotion to access the main forums. maybe it's just me, but i find it pretty disturbing. What's all this obsession about? I know people wanting to discuss opinions more about united, wanting to post their thoughts on the threads in there. But can't you do that in the newbie forum as well? Don't you have better things to do of in your life?

As for me as an individual, i said it before and i say it again. i don't really care whether i'm promoted or whether i'm not. I'm happy posting in the newbies and will continue to do that without whining. If the mods deem that it's time for my promotion, so be it. And until that happens, i'm glad to continue here. Here is a pretty nice place with some decent and honest posters around and i have no qualms about sharing my thoughts and opinions with them. Some of them do know more about United than some of the rubbish posters in the main boards, but more on that later.

As for the rubbish posters i mentioned above, i could mention a few names and i will.

1) Slabber -> Here is a guy hiding behind his 16 inch monitor with his wide range of indecent vocabulary going around insulting some people here. it's sad really. He offers nothing on the board other than going around pissing people off with his thrash comments. How the hell he is allowed to continue that, i do not know.

2) Hairdryer -> A perfect example would be cooking up the Kaka story. Enough said.

3) Manchester Boy -> He's a fine guy, actually. Good honest poster. I actually traded with him a few opinions here and he knows his stuff about united and all that. Of cos, he tends to be stubborn, doesn't really agree what people thinks and everyone must think the same as him. But that's understandable for a 16 year old. And the spastic thing is he thinks his support of United is bigger than anyone else on this forum.

Now there are obviously non-united fans here on the board, don't get me wrong, i'm fine with that. Fans rivalry, club rivalry are part and parcel of football. But then, there are a few who just piss me off. I'm fine about them discussing about their matches with united and aftermath of it, but going around being critical of united, our players etc etc. I don't go to a dipper forum or a gooner one to do that. It's not nice really. And it's bad enough that some of our own fans are slating our players off. We need no second invitation for rival fans to do the same. Could the mods please do something about this? This forum which is great could be a better one without them.

I could go on until midnight, but i shall not waste any further of my time.
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3) Manchester Boy -> He's a fine guy, actually. Good honest poster. I actually traded with him a few opinions here and he knows his stuff about united and all that. Of cos, he tends to be stubborn, doesn't really agree what people thinks and everyone must think the same as him. But that's understandable for a 16 year old. And the spastic thing is he thinks his support of United is bigger than anyone else on this forum.
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:lol::lol:
god that cracked me up
 
mu4life said:
Damm...you beat me to that...United Da Religion
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mu4life said:
With Louis Saha you never know when he might injure himself....would be a gamble IMHO to send Rossi to Div1 with Saha track record.....in fact let him fight for a place....if he manages to convince the gaffer of his worth good news for him....furthermore isn't SAF molding him into Scholesy position....United Da Religion
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mu4life said:
arul41@gmail.com.....thx......United Da Religion
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mu4life said:
MUFC THE RELIGION.......Nuff sais!!!.....United Da Religion
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mu4life said:
Hey does anyone has the link to CR debut game for against Bolton....thx....United Da Religion
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And so on..

It might be just me that thinks this is a bit of a spastic thing to do - typing that at the end of every damn post he makes?
 
Youngie said:
Eloquent arguments against the evils of homosexuality were voiced by Tengy in the main forum, unfortunately he was heckled ridiculed and insulted by the vast majority of politically correct twats in there....bloody frustrating that the moral majority couldn't support him, and despairingly begs the question.. . ...do you have to be pro-homo to get promoted?
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I just got a PM from Striker10.

He threatened me if I called him a spastic again.

I am seriously frightened.

What should I call him instead of spastic?
 
jasonrh said:
I just got a PM from Striker10.

He threatened me if I called him a spastic again.

I am seriously frightened.

What should I call him instead of spastic?
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The Spakker PM'd me earlier moaning about something.
 
I pmed my responce because i'm not a drama queen unlike you. A threat? telling your mums a threat? damn your good...
 
Striker10 said:
I pmed my responce because i'm not a drama queen unlike you. A threat? telling your mums a threat? damn your good...
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Why have you brought his mum into this?
 
he replied to a thread calling me a 'spas' etc, I dunno the boy so i gave a childish responce to a childish dig..

as for the spakker remark, that's an outdated word btw.
 
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