Spastic Newbies - The Sequel

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Seeing as Yaps has locked the thread for quoting spastic newbies for reasons unrelated to the topic of that thread, I've had to start another one.

Youngie said:
How the feck can you equate scientific/medicinal progress with the indignity of stabbing someone of your own gender up the shit-chute!!!
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jasonrh said:
Youngie should go, imho.
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Your like public enemy number 1 @ the moment according to these so called 'newbie celebrities'
although I must admit that I'm finiding the newbie forum quite entertaining nowadays...
 
afrocentricity said:
Your like public enemy number 1 @ the moment according to these so called 'newbie celebrities'
although I must admit that I'm finiding the newbie forum quite entertaining nowadays...
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Yeah, I seem to be the newbies new bestest friend.

It's amusing. I'm sure Kofi is either a former bannee or a regular taking the piss.

And there are a shedload more posters who are returning bannees/ghostees who have been in there of late. I tend not to be a big favourite of returning bannees, which is strange since it's not like I have a banning stick. :angel:
 
jasonrh said:
Yeah, I seem to be the newbies new bestest friend.

It's amusing. I'm sure Kofi is either a former bannee or a regular taking the piss.

And there are a shedload more posters who are returning bannees/ghostees who have been in there of late. I tend not to be a big favourite of returning bannees, which is strange since it's not like I have a banning stick. :angel:
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Its was'nt like that when I was down there... just a bunch of rambling idiots. I nearly quit the caf but then Marching saved me from it. Now they seem to have got themselves 'organised' and its quite humerous down there, not as much football related stuff but then its like that up here sometimes.
This 'celebrity newbie' stuff is hilarious, although they should be kept down there until they humble themselves a bit.
Who d'ya think this Kofi is then?
 
afrocentricity said:
Its was'nt like that when I was down there... just a bunch of rambling idiots. I nearly quit the caf but then Marching saved me from it. Now they seem to have got themselves 'organised' and its quite humerous down there, not as much football related stuff but then its like that up here sometimes.
This 'celebrity newbie' stuff is hilarious, although they should be kept down there until they humble themselves a bit.
Who d'ya think this Kofi is then?
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I'm not exactly sure who Kofi is yet. Others have openly admitted their identity. Huggybear is SwissRed, Shop Steward of the Newbies. GoodTime Fan turns out to be none other than kingcole, banned for sending Kippax a picture of his cock. antiglazer was Manchester Boy until he was banned. proglazer...well, it's obvious if you read between the lines. There are others that haven't admitted it or been so blatant, they can stay secret.
 
Good work, add private investigator to your list of skills... or dick, whichever you prefer...
 
Sauxees Moi Hui said:
Sir Alex Ferguson is pleased with the progress made by Ashley Cole and his lovemate Jermaine Jenas.

Cole, who has recently feigned being injured in order to work on his muscular physique and memorize more Celine Dion songs to use on karaoke outings with fellow Arsenal stars Sol Campbell and Freddie Ljungberg, has been involved in nursing Campbell back to full fitness, while Jenas has been delighted at receiving phone calls from several of football's biggest stars.

The paring have enhanced Sir Alex's options voyeuristically, and the Scot is pleased with the way these new additions are settling in.

"They have both kept up with the pace of the games," said Sir Alex when asked how the two were acclimatising to an unnamed pop star's well renowned fast pace.

"Just look at the types of games they have played in; spin the bottle with Graeme Le Saux, dress-up with Jamie Carragher and one against a vastly underperforming Jose Antonio Reyes. They’re not easy games when you're still struggling fitting a cell phone in your arse.

"You don't get any rest when you play against Reyes, that's true. That’s the nature of spin-the-bottle here, and the voyeur community demand it that way.

"It can be difficult to adjust and it takes time. But I'm pleased with the work they have been doing."

Cole's ability to get forward makes him a useful buttpopping option, one that even another formerly accused voyeur, Arsene Wenger, has "zeen." Jenas has further strengthened the central positions, which has pleased Cole to no end.

"Parts of their play are very good,” the manager added. “It's already worth the 20-pound price that they charge for the stuff at the video store."

"They have struggled physically and mentally. That is pleasing on the eyes."
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Perhaps even more staggeringly, he called Glenn Roeder a 'strong character'.
 
getkart said:
pretty serious stuff all this. for me it proves two things. what a good forum this is. and serious issues affecting life can be discussed without anyone getting hurt.
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Ilovemu said:
Hi guys,

I have a plan to go to England 2 weeks and I would love to visit Manchester City and watch a Mu's match. Do you know how much does it cost MU match's ticket? Is it easy to get MU's players sign?

Thanks in advance.
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rednor said:
slapper slapper who the feck are you
stupid spurs fan posting in a forum for man yoo
you better get your ugly yid ass out of here
before your mother comes here
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So who are the most spaticated off the newbie crew ? don't check it out often. I beleive that GoodTime guy had a t'internet lynch mob on his case for persistant whinging/ass licking etc. (suicide bomber ???)

So what was KK's verdict on GoodTimes schlong ?
 
theres something bitterly ironic about the fact that the spastic thread in the general, which is based on spastic threads created by the main members of the caf, out numbers this one 9 fold.
 
SmashedHombre said:
theres something bitterly ironic about the fact that the spastic thread in the general, which is based on spastic threads created by the main members of the caf, out numbers this one 9 fold.
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It's because there's no way to keep up with all the spastic posts generated in the newbie. The server would crash.
 
"Look the fact of the matter is, people are too afraid to admit that being gay is wrong. Being gay is a psychosomatic disorder. As Giggzinho has said, what would happen to the world if everybody was gay? It would be the end of the world.

Stop being so afraid everybody. Gayness is wrong. Its sick and against religion.

I've already said, its like a murder."

https://www.redcafe.net/showpost.php?p=2037338&postcount=58

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rumac said:
Again I say. fecking slack-jawed cretins
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It was Namliam, though.

Good work Namliam, it was very convincing. But please don't give the Dipshit Patrol any help. The newbie is a fecking disaster area as it is. :(
 
rednor is simply too dense to believed at times. He still won't say why he hates you.

Current cake-taker is manu_lift_prem, who can not read.
 
Keane16 said:
PlatinumGirth should be promoted immediately. I've just read his little rant in some thread, fantastic.
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It sounds like zappa4utd, I think Number7 got it in one.

Great stuff.
 
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