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Songs for Mazraoui
- Thread starter Rams
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Yeah it’s a tough oneErik said you're great,
And INEOS pursued,
We saw he never plays,
Well that is not good news.
Whether you are injured or whether you are bad,
We're willing to forgive you 'cause at least yer dads not fat!
And INEOS pursued,
We saw he never plays,
Well that is not good news.
Whether you are injured or whether you are bad,
We're willing to forgive you 'cause at least yer dads not fat!
I doubt it'll be anything to the tune of George Michael
Was he worth it?
Let him work it
Put a cross in, Razmataz converts it
It's, erm, Maza-razzy, Maz, Mazraoui
It's, erm, Maza-razzy, Maz, Mazraoui
Let him work it
Put a cross in, Razmataz converts it
It's, erm, Maza-razzy, Maz, Mazraoui
It's, erm, Maza-razzy, Maz, Mazraoui
To the tune of Agadoo..
Mazra ooh ooh ooh,
Hate the Arse and kick the Scouse
Mazra ooh ooh ooh,
Hate the Arse and kick the Scouse
Mazra ooh ooh ooh,
Hate the Arse and kick the Scouse
Mazra ooh ooh ooh,
Hate the Arse and kick the Scouse
The world is treating me bad, mazraoui
.....
To the tune of Misery by Beatles.
.....
To the tune of Misery by Beatles.
Oooooh Noussair Mazraoui!
(Seven Nation Army)
Or
Mazraoui, all my troubles seem so far away
Cos Wan Bissakas gone down south to play
Oh Mazraoui, is here to stay!
(Yesterday - The Beatles)
(Seven Nation Army)
Or
Mazraoui, all my troubles seem so far away
Cos Wan Bissakas gone down south to play
Oh Mazraoui, is here to stay!
(Yesterday - The Beatles)
These types of threads always make me cringe
Oh Mazraoui
You came and gave without playing
Because you're always injurrredddd
Oh Mazraoui
etc
You came and gave without playing
Because you're always injurrredddd
Oh Mazraoui
etc
These types of threads always make me cringe
I always see them as ironically rubbish on purpose. At least I hope that's what people are going for .
I can enjoy them at that level.It's when you get people dressed in full kit singing a song they made up in their bedroom and posting it on youtube that it crosses the line. At that point I can't tell if it's still a joke. Then there's Arsenal Away Boyz levels of cringe
This!
Ohhh Nasser Mass-raaa-wiiiiii
Ohhh Nasser mass-raaa-wiii
(Similar to oh robin van Persie tune)
Ohhh Nasser mass-raaa-wiii
(Similar to oh robin van Persie tune)
How the feck is it pronounced.
M A Zed R A oui!
United is the team for you
Etc etc
M A Zed R A oui!
United is the team for you
Etc etc
Dazra? Non.
Bazra? Non.
Mazra? Oui! Oui! Oui!
Flight! And Win! [repeat x 8]
Bazra? Non.
Mazra? Oui! Oui! Oui!
Flight! And Win! [repeat x 8]
Wow wee it's Mazraoui
Plays at the back with big Leny
Plays at the back with big Leny
One he'd like
It's raining Mazraoui, hallelujah
It's raining Mazraoui, amen
Tall, fast, macho and lean
(Rough and tough and strong and mean)
It's raining Mazraoui, hallelujah
It's raining Mazraoui, amen
Tall, fast, macho and lean
(Rough and tough and strong and mean)
Mazraoui… rhymes with free, sea, we? Tree?’
I learned to spell your name
Maz-raaa
And all the vowels except Eeee….
I learned to spell your name
Maz-raaa
And all the vowels except Eeee….
Gotta be something that can be done with Billy Joel’s life’s been good.
My Mazraoui does 185…
My Mazraoui does 185…
A bit of Mark Ronson?
Maz-rooooooh-weeeeee
Maz-rooooooh-weeeeee
I like this one the most 'cause of how simple and easy it is, the Maguire chant is also based on Seven Nation Army, right?
Yessir, that's my right back!
Noussair Mazraoui!
Noussair Mazraoui!
Mazraoui woaaah
Mazraoui woaaah
We paid 15 and a bit
Because Luke Shaw can't stay fit
Mazraoui woaaah
We paid 15 and a bit
Because Luke Shaw can't stay fit
Noussair Mazraoui! With his wonderful plays,
Noussair Mazraoui! Ain’t a passing craze,
It means no worries at fullback now for days
Our Eridivisie philosophy!
Noussair Mazraoui!
To Hakuna Matata
Noussair Mazraoui! Ain’t a passing craze,
It means no worries at fullback now for days
Our Eridivisie philosophy!
Noussair Mazraoui!
To Hakuna Matata
Maz Ra Oui are you listening
Can you keep our full back slot glistening
Shaw will be back one day
To take it away
Until he's some food out on display
Can you keep our full back slot glistening
Shaw will be back one day
To take it away
Until he's some food out on display
To the tune of Ace Hood - Bugatti
I woke up with a new Mazraoui!
I woke up with a new Mazraoui!
I woke up with a new Mazraoui!
I woke up with a new Mazraoui!
I woke up with a new Mazraoui!
I woke up with a new Mazraoui!
I woke up with a new Mazraoui!
I woke up with a new Mazraoui!
Wan-Bissaka*
Cos he went to West Ham*
Give Seven Nation Army a rest, it's lazy and played out. Least original tune in football except for Hey Jude and We Are the Champions.
The Yesterday chant is lyrically cool, but the chord progression of the last line is melodically a bit of a downer energy-wise, especially for a football chant.
Noussair you're so fine
Can you sort out our back line?
Mazraoui! hey hey! Mazraoui!
Obviously set to the tune of the 1981 classic 'Hey Mickey' by Toni Basil
Can you sort out our back line?
Mazraoui! hey hey! Mazraoui!
Obviously set to the tune of the 1981 classic 'Hey Mickey' by Toni Basil
Mazraoui, Marzaoui
Marzroui, Mazraoui
Plays left and right
Got skill and heart
It's music for me
He'll bomb the flank as Ten Hag planned
Souness moaning will never end
He's finally here
He'll find his way here
Mazraoui!
Under the sea.
Marzroui, Mazraoui
Plays left and right
Got skill and heart
It's music for me
He'll bomb the flank as Ten Hag planned
Souness moaning will never end
He's finally here
He'll find his way here
Mazraoui!
Under the sea.
Here’s a football chant for Noussair Mazraoui, set to the tune of “That’s Amore”:
(Verse)
When Mazraoui’s on the ball,
And he’s outpacing them all, that’s Mazraoui!
With his skill, he’s the best,
He leaves defenders distressed, that’s Mazraoui!
(Chorus)
Oh, Mazraoui, he plays with such flair,
For every tackle and pass, no one can compare!
From the back to attack, he’s always on track,
In our hearts, he’s a star, that’s Mazraoui!
(Verse)
When Mazraoui’s on the ball,
And he’s outpacing them all, that’s Mazraoui!
With his skill, he’s the best,
He leaves defenders distressed, that’s Mazraoui!
(Chorus)
Oh, Mazraoui, he plays with such flair,
For every tackle and pass, no one can compare!
From the back to attack, he’s always on track,
In our hearts, he’s a star, that’s Mazraoui!
Might as well give him Januzaj songs. The name is close enough.
I hurt my knee today,
To see if I still feel.
He played me at left back,
Why did I sign the deal?
The physio tears a hole,
Says don’t worry about a thing.
Says we never signed Malacia,
But I remember everything.
Where have I come?
My sweetest friend.
Everyone like Sofian,
Goes away in the end.
And you can have it all.
The steam room of dirt.
I will let you down.
I will pretend to be hurt.
If I could start again,
A million miles away,
I would never come,
I would stay away.
To see if I still feel.
He played me at left back,
Why did I sign the deal?
The physio tears a hole,
Says don’t worry about a thing.
Says we never signed Malacia,
But I remember everything.
Where have I come?
My sweetest friend.
Everyone like Sofian,
Goes away in the end.
And you can have it all.
The steam room of dirt.
I will let you down.
I will pretend to be hurt.
If I could start again,
A million miles away,
I would never come,
I would stay away.
I quite like this one.
Feel like that's a difficult one to sing in unison on a stadium though.
Obviously we need to nickname him Mazza. I wouldn't even bother with Mazra. Leave out the R, and just call him Mazza. It will make songs so much easier 
what's that coming over the hill,
is it Mazraoui, is it Mazraoui?
what's that coming over the hill,
is it Mazraoui, is it Mazraoui?
Sung to the tune of Monster by the automatic
is it Mazraoui, is it Mazraoui?
what's that coming over the hill,
is it Mazraoui, is it Mazraoui?
Sung to the tune of Monster by the automatic
Loves United, so do we, Nou-ssair Mazraoui
To the tune of a famously uncontroversial chant that's had a lot of play recently and contains the words free and sea.