Songs for Martínez and Eriksen?

JinnerJamie said:
He kicks with his Left
He punches with the right
That boy Martinez
Our Argentine LITTLE shite

I’ll get my coat :wenger:
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JinnerJamie said:
Who’s that dwarf from Argentina
Who’s the guy that told Arsenal fecking no
Martinez is his name, he’s gonna need a fecking crane
Because he won’t be winning headers anymore

I’ll stop…he’s taller than me
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May need a little tweaking but I’d say I’m on to a winner…
 
He looks to his left, he looks to his right, that boy Martinez, surrounded by shite... :nervous:
 
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s better than Anderson
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s our midfield magician

He’s a threat, plays in red
And he came back from the dead
He will score, goals galore
Like Gabby Agbonlahor

Admittedly needs a bit of work.
 
I predict a riot...

Lisandro dro dro,
Dro dro dro dro dro dro,
Lisandro dro dro,
Dro dro dro dro dro dro....

Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez,
Lisandro Martinez.
 
Has a chant from here,
ever made it to the stands?
Lisandro!

I'm sure I'm doing it right.
 
Blondie - Maria

He moves like he don't care
Smooth as silk, cool as air
Ooh, it makes you wanna cry
Lisandro is his name
And your heart beats like a subway train
Ooh, who was that other guy?

Angel De Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia, Don't shed more teeeeeeears
We've nabbed your fellow Argentine.
Martineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, Left foot of Jeeeeeeeeesus
Ten Hag's wet dream at 5 foot 9.
 
Oh Oh Eriksen, you love to see,
We’re so glad, you are a red,
We are lucky, we got you free,
We’re so happy, you’re not dead. :annoyed:
 
Mike Smalling said:
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s better than Anderson
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s our midfield magician

He’s a threat, plays in red
And he came back from the dead
He will score, goals galore
Like Gabby Agbonlahor

Admittedly needs a bit of work.
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You’re as sick as me :lol:
 
Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now,
Eriksen in midfield,
In midfield,
Eriksen in midfield
 
Eriksen, " don't cry for me Martinez, the truth is I never left you all through my wilde days.....

That's all I have on this masterpiece, mind block strikes again.
 
A-ha Take On Me (the chorus part)

Mar-ti-nezzzzz (Mar-ti-nez)
E-rik-sennnnnn (E-rik-sen)
One is short
The other drives a caarrrrrrrrr

Repeat.
 
Eriksen Woah oh
Eriksen woah oh
He had an ECG
We signed him up for free
 
Christian, don’t go breaking my heart
I won’t go breaking your heart
Woo hoo
Nobody knows it
But when you was down
Your dickyticker was your clown
Woo hoo
 
Ok I’ll try this again since my original post was not approved due to alleged “typo errors”. Hopefully the typo police will go easy on me this time.

to the tune of “sweet Caroline”:

“Wee Argentine…bum…bum…bum!”
“He told the Gunners to feck off…feck off!…feck off!”
“I’ve been inclined”
“To believe he’s never stood”

Ok that’s all I have!
 
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Mike Smalling said:
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s better than Anderson
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s our midfield magician

He’s a threat, plays in red
And he came back from the dead
He will score, goals galore
Like Gabby Agbonlahor

Admittedly needs a bit of work.
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Eriksen-sen-sen
He is better than Henderson
Eriksen-sen-sen
He’s our midfield magican
To the left, to the right
He’s our Danish dynamite
He came back from the dead
To become a fecking RED
 
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