"Diego, woah-oah, Diego, woah-oah-oah. He comes from Uruguay, he made the Scousers cry!”
"Diego, woah-oah, Diego, woah-oah-oah. Dudek gave him the ball and the scousers won fcukall”
"Diego, woah-oah, Diego, woah-oah-oah. He comes from Uruguay, he made Gordon Strachan cry!”
"Diego, woah-oah, Diego, woah-oah-oah. He came from Uruguay, and shit on McLaren's tie!”