Songs for Dorgu

How much is that Dorgu in the window?
Too much if you ask redcafe

How much is that Dorgu in the window?
I do hope he can play wing back
 
How much is that Dorgu in the window
We hope he’s the next Gareth Bale
How much is that Dorgu in the window
We’re glad he was ready for sale

Edit: feck sake smores
 
Dorgu, forget about me
Dorg, Dorg, Dorg, Dorg
Dorgu, forget about me

As you run on by
Will you win the game?
As you run on by
Will you win the game?
When you run away

I say
La, la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
 
What's his name?

Pat Dorrrrrgy Dorrrrrgg (Pat Dorg)

What's his mother fecking name?

Pat Dorrrrrgy Dorrrrgggg (Pat Dorg)

Da da da da
Doooo Doo dooo
Da da
 
He was playing as a left back in a shitey team
when we found him
Now he's coming to old Trafford to live out all his dreams
The Danish irwin

Dorgu want me baby
Dorgu want me baaaaaaby
 
You were playing as a winger in Serie A
When we signed you.
We picked you out, and sure’ d you up and turned you around
Turned you into someone new
Five years later,on you'll have the world at your feet
Success will be so easy for you
But don't forget, it's us who put you where you are now
And we can put you back down too

Dorg, Patrick Dorgu
You know I can't believe it when I see you in the number three (position)
Dorg, Patrick Dorgu
You know I don't believe it when they say that you aren’t ready
It took a while to find
We think you've changed our mind (s)
You'd better play left wing back, or we will both be sorry
Dorgu want me, baby?
Dorgu want me, oh?
Dorgu want me, baby?
Dorgu want me, Dorguhhhhhh
 
Dorgu, next
Dorgu, next
I’m so, grateful for a left back
Dorgu, next
Dorgu, next
 


(Hey!) I don't know about you
But I'm feeling Dorgu
Everything will be alright if (Ooh)
You keep me next to you
You don't know about me
But I'll bet you want to
Everything will be alright if (Alright)
We just keep dancing like we're
Dorgu (Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh), Dorgu (I don't know you)
Dorgu, Dorgu (Ooh)
 
"You are a Dorgu
You are a Dorgu, Dorgu, Dorgu, Dor-r-r-g-u!!
A double-Dorgu butt rash
There's one in every crew -- do you know who you are?
We know, but we won't tell you."

To be honest, I don't think Frank Zappa songs were really intended for football terraces - but it's the first song I thought of when I read Dorgu. Second one was Don't You (Dorgu) Forget About Me by Simple Minds.

The Zappa song is We Are Not Alone.

The Dorgu bits are usually Dork.
 
Paddy Dorgu Ow
Yeahhhhhhhh
He’s Our Left Back Now
Yeahhhhhhh
Paddy Dorgu Ow
You’ll play on the right.
Cos Luke Shaw’s Back
Alright
 
Inspired by the average sentiment on here. To the tune of the Martial chant

Partrick Dorgu, his skills are pants
Control the ball? He has no chance
30 million down the drain
As that big lump trips again
 
Speaking of songs, I've been watching Ted Lasso for the first time and I love the song for Roy Kent.

He's here, he's there, he's every f___ where, Roy Kent
 
It's all on you, Dorgu.
We didn't know what to do, so we signed you
It's all on you, Dorgu.
 
You are my Dorgu
My Patrick Dorgu
You make me happy when skies are grey
Shaw and Malacia
Say Hi Al Nassr
Cos Dorgu is coming to stay
 
Dorgu wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Dorgu wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
Dorgu? Dorgu?
 
Saw my mate, the other day
He says have you heard of our brand new Dane

So I asked, who is that?

he’s Patrick dorgu and he plays left back
 
Scandi Red said:
I never thought I'd run into a horsechoker who is cold-hearted!
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Horsechoker is incredibly sensitive about the pussycat dolls, we're not quite sure why but rumour has it he once pulled the wagon for nicole scherzinger's bridal party. Mock their lyrics at your own peril.
 
P-Nut said:
We will, we will, Dorgu
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I'm liking this!

But what if you tweak it to "Paa-trick, Paa-trick....DOrGU"

Plus the lyrics of the original verses are crying out to be changed into a chant.

If any of the Caf lyricists/ MCs fancy it!?
Go on you won't be a "big disgrace"!
 
tenpoless said:
None of what we write will make it to the match day sad but true
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nonsense. i’ve had loads of songs that have made it to the terraces.

there was the de ligt one;

de ligt, my back
lick my pussy and my crack

antony’s melody;

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah, you fecking with some wet ant - ony
bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ant - ony
give me everything you got for this wet ant - ony

and who can forget;

guys, you know you'd better watch out
some girls, some girls are only about
that chin, that chin, that chin
that chin, that chin, that chin

for jimmy hill.
 
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