some questions about cricket

[MarliMan]

-who's winning,
-are england playing as shite as the football team
-are Austrailia winning as usual
-wheres Brazil in this thing
-who killed the fat man
-and finally, tell me how can you guys sit down for 5 or 6 hours straight watching some fat guys hit a ball with a fecking racket
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thats all

 

[B Cantona]

- Australia, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and West Indies are winning
- England are actually improving as the tournament goes on
- Australians are winning ay, you already asked that
- Brazil is just chillin
- The nasty person with the strangly hands
- You seem to confused, this isn't tennis. Though I do like that too, so feck off

 

[Utd heap]

-who's winning,
-are england playing as shite as the football team
-are Austrailia winning as usual
-wheres Brazil in this thing
-who killed the fat man
-and finally, tell me how can you guys sit down for 5 or 6 hours straight watching some fat guys hit a ball with a fecking racket-
thats all

You've never watched it have you?