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The Co llingwood / Warne thing in the 5th test got me looking for a few on the internet.

After Warne was given not out by the umpire a fired up Co llingwood told Warne "you should be ashamed of yourself"

Warne replied "didnt you accept a MBE for making 8 runs at the Oval in 2005"

Rod Marsh & Ian Botham - When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife and my kids?" Bothams reply was my wifes fine but the kids are retarded.

Daryll Cullinan & Shane Warne - As Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Warne told him he had been waiting for two years for another chance to humiliate him. "Looks like you spent it eating," Cullinan retorted.

Merv Hughes & Javed Miandad - During 1991 Adelaide Test, Javed called Merv a fat bus conductor. A few balls latter Merv dismissed Javed. "Tickets please", Merv called out as he ran past the departing batsman.

Merv Hughes & Viv Richards - During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv didn't reply, but after he dismissed him he announced to the batsman: "In my culture we just say f**k off."

Ricky Ponting & Shaun Pollock - After going past the outside edge with a couple of deliveries, Pollock told Ponting: "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces." Unfortunately for Pollock, the next ball was hammered out of the ground. Ponting to Pollock: "You know what it looks like, now go find it."

Ian Healy & Arjuna Ranatunga - When Arjuna Ranatunga called for a runner on a particularly hot night during a one dayer in Sydney... "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat c**t!"

Mark waugh & James Ormond - "Hello mate who are you ? , no way you are good enough for England" JO replies "Maybe not , but im the best player in my family!"
 
Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): "Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?" Eddo Brandes: "Because everytime I F*** your mother, she gives me a biscuit"

Robin Smith & Merv Hughes during 1989 Lords Test Hughes said to Smith after he played& missed:"You can't f**king bat". Smith to Hughes after he smacked him to theboundary: "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't f**king bat & you can't f**king bowl."

McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?" Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath (losing it): "If you ever effing mention my wife again, I'll F*ing rip your F*fing throat out."

Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player (Adam Parore) comes to the crease playing & missing the first ball. Mark - "Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were shit then you're fu*king useless now". Parore- (Turning around) "Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly sl*t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c*nt".

Yet another Australian witticism with this time porky Sri Lankan batsman Arjuna Ranatunga the victim. Shane Warne, trying to tempt the batsman out of his crease mused what it took to get the plump character to get out of his crease and drive. Wicketkeeper Ian Healy piped up, "Put a Mars Bar on a good length. That should do it."

Ravi Shastri v/s the aussie 12th man .Shastri hits it to this guy and looks for a single...this guy gets the ball in and says "if you leave the crease i'll break your f***ing head" Shastri: "if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn't be the f***ing 12th man"

Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall : "Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?"

Fred Trueman. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip,and right between Raman Subba Row's legs. Fred doesn't say a word. At the end of the over, Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly. "I should've kept my legs together, Fred". "So should your mother" he replied.
 
mehro said:
Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): "Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?" Eddo Brandes: "Because everytime I F*** your mother, she gives me a biscuit"

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Kumar Sangakkara to Ashwell Prince: "Why don't your teammates eat with you Ashley? Don't they think your're good enough for them? Why don't they like you Ashwell, huh? What did you do?" after it transpired that Prince and other coloured players in the South African team were eating at a separate table to the white players in their team hotel.

Kumar Sangakkara to Harbhajan Singh: "Bhaji you look good in your short sleeves why dont you wear them when you bowl too? " referring to Harbhajan's bowling action that had just been reported to the ICC for chucking.
 
Some are the same, most are different.


* Australian wicket-keeper Rod Marsh, to English batsman Ian Botham: "So how's your wife and my kids?" The reply "The wife's fine, the kids are retarded"

* 2003 - Australian fast bowler Glenn McGrath chided West Indian batsman Ramnaresh Sarwan "so, what does Brian Lara's dick taste like?" Sarwan replied "I don't know, ask your wife." McGrath lost his temper and yelled "If you ever fecking mention my wife again, I will fecking rip your fecking throat out!" (McGrath was upset because his wife had just been diagnosed with cancer)

* Greg Thomas, a Glamorgan fast bowler, thundered in and beat Viv Richards's bat. "It's red and it's round. Can't you see it?" the bowler taunted. The next ball was precisely the same; pitching three quarters of length on middle and off, seaming away, and once again Richards was comprehensively beaten. "It's red and it's round and it weighs four-and-a-half ounces. Can't you see it?", Greg Thomas quipped. The next delivery was right in the slot, and Viv smashed the ball out of the ground and straight into the river that flowed around it. The batsman then said to the bowler: "You know what it looks like... go get it!"

* Australian Merv Hughes to Englishman Robin Smith: "Does your husband play cricket as well?"

* Another incident involving Merv Hughes and Robin Smith. During a 1989 Lord's test, Hughes said to Smith after Smith played and missed, "You can't fecking bat." Smith's reply after he hit Hughes for a boundary the next ball, "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't fecking bat and you can't fecking bowl."

* 1990 - Javed Miandad called Merv Hughes a "fat bus conductor". Merv dismissed Miandad shortly afterwards, and called out "Tickets Please".


* Shane Warne (Australia) to Daryll Cullinan (South Africa): "I've been waiting two years to humiliate you again." Cullinan: "Looks like you spent the time eating."

* Mark Waugh to James Ormond coming out to bat in an Ashes match: “Mate, what are you doing out here, there’s no way you’re good enough to play for England.” Ormond: “Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family.” (Mark's twin brother Steve was captain of the team.)

* Aamer Sohail was also involved in another famous incident. In the 1980s Ian Botham returned early from a tour of Pakistan, and on radio joked "Pakistan is the sort of country to send your mother in-law to." Needless to say the Pakistanis did not find this amusing, and when Pakistan defeated England in the 1992 World Cup Final, Aamer Sohail told Ian Botham "Why don't you send your mother-in-law out to play, she cannot do much worse."

* New Zealand vs South Africa: Daryll Cullinan was batting, attempting a comeback from a complete bamboozling from Warne in earlier games. Cullinan played the first ball from Chris Harris very carefully back down the pitch, and keeper Parore yelled out "Well bowled Warnie!"

* There have also been instances of teammates sledging each other. One very famous incident involved Fred Trueman and Raman Subba Row. England were playing Pakistan and, at what turned out to be a crucial moment later on, Trueman managed to get an outside edge off a Pakistani batsman after the batsman had been frustrating them on a hot sweaty day. The ball went right through the hands of Raman Subba Rao who was standing in first slip and through his legs. After the over Raman heads over to the bowler and says, "Sorry Fred, I should've closed my legs." Fred Trueman, who didn't find any of this amusing, quipped back, "No, you bastard, your mother should have."


* Merv Hughes & Viv Richards. During a test match in the West Indies, Hughes didn't say a word to Viv, but continued to stare at him after deliveries. Viv said "This is my island, my culture. Don't you be staring at me. In my culture we just bowl." Merv bowled him out soon after and replied "In my culture we just say feck off."

* Ian Healy to Arjuna Ranatunga when he called for a runner during a one day match: "You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat cnut!"

* Mark Waugh standing at second slip, the new player Adam Parore comes to the crease playing and missing the first ball. Mark - “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were shit then, you’re fecking useless now”. Parore- (Turning around) “Yeah, that’s me and when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly slut and now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb cnut!"

* Ravi Shastri vs. the Aussie 12th man, Shastri hits it to the 12th man fielding and looks for a single and the fielder gets the ball in and says “if you leave the crease i’ll break your fecking head” Shastri: “if you could bat as well as you can talk you wouldn’t be the fecking 12th man”

* Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall : “Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?”

* Glenn McGrath to Zimbabwean Eddo Brandes after Brandes had played and missed at a McGrath delivery: "Oi, Brandes, why are you so fecking fat?" to which Brandes replied: "Cos every time I feck your wife she gives me a biscuit!" Apparently even the Australian slips were in hysterics.


* 1999 - Perhaps the most famous sledge is reported to have taken place during the epic World Cup Super Six clash between Australia and South Africa. South Africa looked on course to victory with Australian captain Steve Waugh at the crease and on 56. At that stage, Waugh clipped the ball in the air straight to South African fielder Herschelle Gibbs. In his haste, Gibbs dropped the ball when attempting to throw it in the air in celebration as he had not fully controlled it. As he passed him, Waugh is said to have asked Gibbs: "How does it feel to have dropped the World Cup?". Waugh carried on to make an unbeaten 120 and Australia posted an unlikely win and won the World Cup a few days later. Waugh has denied that quote, instead claiming that he said "looks like you've dropped the match".

* Sunil Gavaskar had decided to relinquish his opening position and come in at no 4 for that test. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for Gavaskar to walk in at 0/2. And he thought there would be less pressure! Viv Richards says "Man, it don't matter where you come in to bat, the score is still zero." Gavaskar made 236 not out.

* During the 1997 Ashes series, the English team decided not to sledge Steve Waugh as he revelled in a hostile atmosphere and sledging merely fuelled his adrenaline. Waugh arrived at the crease and soon realised this: 'OK, you're not talking to me are you? Well, I'll talk to myself then'. And he did, for 240 minutes in the first innings, and 382 minutes in the second.[2]

* 2004 England's Andrew Flintoff, at slip, teased West Indies' tailender Tino Best for repeatedly trying to slog Ashley Giles over the top for six, so Flintoff said: "Mind the Windows, Tino!", meaning the pavilion windows. Best charged out to meet the next ball, swung wildly at it (attempting a six), missed and was stumped by Geraint Jones, getting out and leaving Flintoff with a stitch. [3], Video

* Kumar Sangakkara November 2003; to Gareth Batty, England's main spin bowler on tour; "Where's England's best spinner?".

* Kumar Sangakkara to Shaun Pollock: "We don't complain when we lose away, man," ... "We don't cry like in Morocco and say 'this not our conditions, this is not our conditions' and go to the press conference and say the same. fecking joke. If you win, be gracious, man. Otherwise it's shit. Graceful, man, graceful, Shaun. Learn it."

* Kumar Sangakkara to Ashwell Prince: "Why don't your teammates eat with you Ashley? Don't they think your're good enough for them? Why don't they like you Ashwell, huh? What did you do?" after it transpired that Prince and other coloured players in the South African team were eating at a separate table to the white players in their team hotel.

* Kumar Sangakkara to Andrew Hall:"Where's the attitude now? Where's the arrogance and the attitude now, huh? Are you guys rattled now? Eh? Doubting yourself, man? Self-doubt, man, eh?"

* Kumar Sangakkara to Harbhajan Singh: "Bhaji you look good in your short sleeves why dont you wear them when you bowl too ?" referring to Harbhajan's bowling action that had just been reported to the ICC for chucking.

* 2005: South Africa batsman Justin Kemp was facing a string of beautiful deliveries from Shane Warne, so much that Warne started calling Kemp "Daryll" (referring to Daryll Cullinan who was tortured by Warne's bowling throughout his career).

* 2004 - Australian leg-spinner Shane Warne was alleged to have called Ronnie Irani's mother a "whore".

These are 'Myths' or un-proven:

* 1993 - The Australian slip cordon allegedly greeted New Zealand batsman Chris Cairns with a chant of "Choo Choo" after his sister had just been killed in a train accident. [4] [5]

* 1999 - It was alleged that Shane Warne uttered the words "can't bowl, can't throw" in respect of team mate Scott Muller's cricketing ability during second test Australia vs Pakistan in Hobart. Warne denied using the words and shortly after the event, a Channel 9 camera man named Joe admitted to making up the comment. Scott Muller was still adamant that Warne made the comments.
 
mehro said:
McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: "So what does Brian Lara's d*ck taste like?" Sarwan: "I don't know. Ask your wife." McGrath (losing it): "If you ever effing mention my wife again, I'll F*ing rip your F*fing throat out."
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:lol:

What a poof.
 
best i heard (altho i don't remember any names involved...typical) was a wicket keeper who audio taped an opposing batsman having sex in the next hotel room...then playing the tape from his pocket when he came out to bat.

worst was back when there were still australian and british umpires in ashes tests. Tuffers asked aussie umpire Peter McConnell how many deliveries were left in his over to which he replied, "Count them yourself, you Pommie bustard."
 
GiggsysGirl said:
best i heard (altho i don't remember any names involved...typical) was a wicket keeper who audio taped an opposing batsman having sex in the next hotel room...then playing the tape from his pocket when he came out to bat.

worst was back when there were still australian and british umpires in ashes tests. Tuffers asked aussie umpire Peter McConnell how many deliveries were left in his over to which he replied, "Count them yourself, you Pommie bustard."

:lol: That might have been the case for neutral umpires!
 
mehro said:
Glenn McGrath (bowling to portly Zimbabwean chicken farmer Eddo Brandes): "Hey Eddo, why are you so F**ing Fat?" Eddo Brandes: "Because everytime I F*** your mother, she gives me a biscuit"
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:lol::lol:

Chicken Farmer, still love that guy!!!

That one is legend. They have pics of him all over our cricket ground in Harare.

(actually I think it was 'wife' not 'mother' and the Aussie fielders nearby doubled over in laughter)