"Slabber"

A Spurs fan, you say? Keep him in the newbie forum please mods. The last thing we need is a 'scouser of the south' coming here to remind us how amazing Spurs are despite not winning bugger all for what seems an eternity.

"We're one of the top 5 clubs in England, if not Europe you know!"
 
There was the time when whilst drunk, a mate attempted to boot a football that had been passed to him, missed it and fell hit WHSmith's window - shattering it, and falling into the shop...

Then instead of legging it, he went to the garage to get some fags and got done by the rozzers...

How about that one?
 
That's not as good...it's got a beginning and an end and a point and is quite funny...


Of Stevie G, "Slabber" says:

I think he's great but too injured too often. And against Greece where Becks saved us, he and Scholesy put in the worst performance I've ever seen from an England midfield. And that includes when Turnip Taylor picked Gordon Cowans against Ireland.

We could build our side around him but then he wouldn't play and we'd have a big hole. Like Plech.


He wants me to make more of an effort to get him in, but isn't really going about it the right way.

Mods, he's a WUM, an ABU and a TWAT
 
He also said

twat said:
he's our best player on his day - tireless, can cross from either flank with either foot, he can shoot, head blah blah blah. But he's an injury waiting to happen. And you can't go into a major championship expecting him to survive. He's a crock. I wish he wasn't and that we had 10 more but he is and we don't. Then we could play him in goal and he wouldn't get injured as much.
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So did the last one...and I actually prefered the Aintree one at the time. Although the window was a class slapstick moment....

Is Slabber Mozza? Gerrard's hardly missed a game in the last couple of years.....and as for that feckin Greece game!!!
 
and there was the time when this karate expert had a brawl with my mate....the expectation was that he would nimbly dance around him, kicking him in the head....

In reality my mate all but ripped his head off...

Have I told you that one?

;)
 
Davo said:
and there was the time when this karate expert had a brawl with my mate....the expectation was that he would nimbly dance around him, kicking him in the head....

In reality my mate all but ripped his head off...

Have I told you that one?

;)
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I want to hear it? Also, where were durring the fight? Holding the beer?
 
Alek M said:
I want to hear it? Also, where were durring the fight? Holding the beer?
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Right...

Basically, my pal had words in a pub with some bloke reknowned for being a karate expert double hard b@stard....can't remember what it was about, my mate, who'll we'll call Mark ( because thats his name ) reckoned it was all Karate's fault....but he never blames himself, the cnut.

Anyway, after a bit of usual pub posturing Karate offers Mark outside....so our annoyance he accepts. We all pile out to watch, with the expectation of watching Mark getting a hiding...slightly concerned about out own health when we're forced to steam in to break it up.

Karate comes dancing in all cocky like, throwing a few punches and making weird noises as he did so. Mark rode a couple, took a few and then belted Karate...knocking him off his feet.

We all cheered Karate got up and went a bit mental - swifty winding up on the deck again. He got up again, began trying to kick Mark, who grabbed his leg and threw him forcibly into a phonebox. Karate's mates and a couple of us stepped in to stop it, as we weren't sure Karate had much longer to live...

It was feckin hilarious

You probably had to be there mind
 
Davo said:
So did the last one...and I actually prefered the Aintree one at the time. Although the window was a class slapstick moment....

Is Slabber Mozza? Gerrard's hardly missed a game in the last couple of years.....and as for that feckin Greece game!!!
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Excepting the entire World Cup you mean?
 
Plechazunga said:
Mate of mine called that, stuck in the Newbie. He's a Spurs fan. Says he's been there for a couple of weeks now, can he come in or what? Does he need to post more?
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He's in now.
 
No I'm not. Plech is being a paranoid arsehole as though every joke I make, everyone is going to think is true about him. Get a grip Plech, you cock.
 
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