Serious Movie Question

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You know in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, when Truly Scrumptious and Penis Van Lesbian distract the King and Queen so the captured children can escape with their musical number, when Truly is dressed up like a wind-up doll with painted red cheeks and liederhosen, did you just want to just bend her over and bang the living shite out of her?
 
No, how's life Johnno? Things going better?
 
No, how's life Johnno? Things going better?

I'm okay mate, had a long weekend (obviously) with NYE and that and saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on telly, first time in years.
I felt strangely aroused by Truly Scrumptious whereas before I often got a little lob-on for Jemima when I was a wee lad, what with her blonde hair and flirticious gaze.
I don't know what it was, but seeing Ms Scrumptious in the Kraut get-up and hair all braided really gave me just a pleasant, happy feeling in my underpants...
 
Yeah whenever you watch Shitty Shitty Bang Bang you know it is going to be a rough weekend
 
Yeah whenever you watch Shitty Shitty Bang Bang you know it is going to be a rough weekend

You know what brother, I only caught the last fifteen mins or so as there was shag-all else on but it was pretty good, that dirty little Scrumptious really brightened up a wet afternoon.
You know who else I find delicious? The mum in E.T., feck me, she looks like she's pure filth! Check her out when it's Halloween and she's dressed up like a cat, the dirty strumpet, she well wants it.
 
feck I havent seen ET in forfeckingever, I just remember his chest glows and so does his finger. Surprised there wasnt a squel