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Clarkson
New series on BBC4 tomorrow night, at half ten.
Set the sky+ box. Quality stuff.
Set the sky+ box. Quality stuff.
He's a bit of a hero of mine.
His blog is the funniest thing you will ever read, bar none.
The Screenwipe where he looks at My Sweet Sixteen (or something like that) is hilarious.
I was a little bit disappointed last night. Couple of really good moments though, I'm sure the series will be great
Haven't watched it yet but was looking forward to seeing him discuss the Brand/Ross incident. Was that any good?
Can be a wee bit hit and miss though, that's always been the case. But when he gets it right (see first youtube clip above - on Jeremy Kyle) he's fecking hilarious...
"Cry on it, bitch, cry on it..."
Interestingly enough, he co-wrote Nathan Barley with Chris Morris and wrote the recent zombie Big Brother mini-series on E4, called Dead something (can't remember it's name but it was actually quite good)
Yeah, I absolutely love Nathan Barley, I can't believe it wasn't more successful. I really enjoyed Dead Set too, although I didn't really sense anything particularly Charlie Brooker-ish in the script. It was just really a really good Zombie film.
The fake tv listings that inspired NB are good fun as well.Interestingly enough, he co-wrote Nathan Barley with Chris Morris
Dead Set, that's the one.
You're right about the script being not very Charlie Brookerish, although it did have the occasional brilliant metaphor (his specialty) "picking splinters of her skull out of my jumper, like cat's teeth"
If you haven't read his entire back catalogue of blogs on the Grauniad website, get onto it right away. Hours and hours of scabrous, misanthropic hilarity![]()
Dead Set, that's the one.
You're right about the script being not very Charlie Brookerish, although it did have the occasional brilliant metaphor (his specialty) "picking splinters of her skull out of my jumper, like cat's teeth"
If you haven't read his entire back catalogue of blogs on the Grauniad website, get onto it right away. Hours and hours of scabrous, misanthropic hilarity![]()
I have read some - where can I get hold of the back catalogue?
I have read some - where can I get hold of the back catalogue?
Is Obama really president or am I just watching a fantasy?
Charlie Brooker
Monday November 10
President Barack Obama. President Barack Obama. Nope, still can't get used to it. It's literally too good to be true. I must've died in my sleep and am now having an insane fantasy pumped into my head by the Matrix. Any minute now Salma Hayek is going to float through the door with a tray of biscuits and I'll know the game's up.
Or perhaps I've just come round from a coma. The election took place 10 years ago, and what I've just sat through was actually a Hollywood movie loosely based on real events. And in a bid to appeal to the multiplex crowd, they decided to jettison all semblance of subtlety.
On the one hand, you had Obama (Will Smith in admittedly impressive makeup, although the ears never really convinced). He was practically walking on water. No one's that nice. And pitched against him, the Republican campaign, which was so nakedly horrible it could only have been orchestrated by Skeletor. Nudge-wink comments about "the real America", underhand attempts to link Obama with terrorism, automated robo-calls whispering desperate fibs into the ears of voters ... if Obama's grandmother had died while he was at her bedside in Hawaii, they'd have erected billboards claiming he couldn't be trusted around white women. Jesus, guys, why not just change your name to the Bastard Party and march around in long black capes? Vote for us, we're openly despicable.
The scriptwriters clearly decided to balance the nastiness by introducing some satirical comic relief in the form of Sarah Palin, but she was scarcely plausible either. And they never really nailed her story arc, instead being content to have her wandering through every scene she was in, screeching inept banalities like a rightwing version of Phoebe from Friends. And what was with the whole Joe the Plumber sub-plot? I mean, c'mon, they invited him on tour and everything. As if. In the real world, no one would've bought that for a second. That's precisely the sort of thing that breaks the all-important suspension of disbelief. It didn't help that the guy they cast to play him, Michael Chiklis, is instantly recognisable from his leading role as the corrupt, brutal cop Vic Mackey in the hit TV series The Shield.
And the ending was far too saccharine. Dancing in the streets? Tears of joy around the globe? Oh please. I give it four out of 10. A rental at best.