Scary Movie

Sam

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Watching it now on ITV, I've never seen it before, it's fecking hilarious!
 
I can tell instantly that you are a man of astounding wit and sophistication.

Oh come on, it's a good laugh.

It's totally stupid, has hot girls wearing little clothing and rips the piss out of mainstream horror films, what's not to like ?
 
I'm happy to explain Sam.:)

The first sentence refers to how, in my opinion, the jokes are so forced and obvious, it is as if you are being beaten over the head with an anvil.

The second sentence refers to the actors in the movie, the Wayans brothers. The Wayans brothers have also brought to us the movies "White Chicks" and "Little Man", and are, in my humble opinion, about as funny as being told that your entire family has just been murdered.

I hope that helps.
 
I'm happy to explain Sam.:)

The first sentence refers to how, in my opinion, the jokes are so forced and obvious, it is as if you are being beaten over the head with an anvil.

I can't argue with that, because the whole film is a piss take, it's basically taking the piss out of it's self. That's what makes it funny

The second sentence refers to the actors in the movie, the Wayans brothers. The Wayans brothers have also brought to us the movies "White Chicks" and "Little Man", and are, in my humble opinion, about as funny as being told that your entire family has just been murdered.

Are those two the black guys ? If so, I agree, neither of them is funny.
 
I enjoyed all 4 movies. They aren't gonna win any awards but who cares? they are light hearted and funny.

I've heard that number 5 is in production by the way.
 
I enjoyed all 4 movies. They aren't gonna win any awards but who cares? they are light hearted and funny.

I've heard that number 5 is in production by the way.

Exactly.
 
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First one was quite funny but it did get progressively worse. It's the type of film you would watch when you just can't be asked to think.
 
Just started watching Scary Movie 2, I'm 20 minutes in and I haven't laughed once, please tell me it gets better.
 
Just started watching Scary Movie 2, I'm 20 minutes in and I haven't laughed once, please tell me it gets better.

It doesn't Sam!

Haven't seen it, but can just tell this will be a waste of 90 minutes of your life.

Spoofs work the first time because of their 'originality'...the same joke wears very thin after a while.

Its substituting skill and craft for cheap jokes and the lack of a single original thought.

Turn it off...right now...find yourself the original Halloween, or Night of the Living Dead, or The Exorcist, or Rosemary's Baby, or Carrie...anything but this drivel.
 
This is just awful. 40 Minutes in and I haven't laughed once.

It's a real shame as I though the first one was really funny, but this is just shit.
 
This is just awful. 40 Minutes in and I haven't laughed once.

It's a real shame as I though the first one was really funny, but this is just shit.

Sam! Sam! Sam! There is hope for you yet...switch it off....it really won't get any better.
 
Sam! Sam! Sam! There is hope for you yet...switch it off....it really won't get any better.

I have, it's gone, never to return. Now I've got to waste an hour before dragging myself through MOTD.
 
The first one was funny when I first saw it .. aged 12 :p

Honeastly though, the 3rd one is very funny in parts, I suggest you just watch the bits with Leslie Nielson and Charlie Sheen and ignore the rest.
 
I'm 40 minutes into Scary Movie 3. It's good, in places, far better than 2, but not as good as the original.