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Darling, you are the fattest you have ever been. I have never imagined that my wife would be that fat. I don't know what to do.... Anyway, what have you prepared for dinner?
Ten Hag can be shit and Amorim can be shit. Things can be two things. After 2.5 years, Ten Hag was not the answer. That was really clear. Transfers (veto power… all transfers are on his watch), tactics, results… really dire. Amorim hasn’t been better. There are a lot of the Caf that don’t want to look at either one objectively, but that is the absolute truth.Hah, there were maybe three or four posters who supported Ten Hag last season when shit went down.
It‘s exactly the opposite now: a few posters wanting rid of Amorim, most want to give him transfer windows and players despite Amorim failing hard.
This despite us looking worse off than before.
I‘ve never thought managers were the issue here, although I could not stand Mourinho‘s football.
There comes a point where you have to change the manager, and it is approaching fast.
Pretend you have the power: what’s your call?You would be hard pressed to cite managers who went on to succeed at major clubs following a “rubbish” start, unfortunately.
By and large, rubbish start leads to a rubbish rest-of-it, with very few significant deviations from a historical perspective.
Even those who oversaw a time-consuming and painstaking rebuild provided an initial bounce, a silver lining of sorts, something you could rally the troops around...
It's not even about underwhelming results per se. You have to see something, like making a bad situation better due to tactical adroitness, getting players to perform at a higher level than their median, being hard to contain as things click from time to time. For the most part, we are seeing nothing at all, just a pit of despair. There has to be some sort of gave-and-take dynamic for us to have faith in the head coach. It shouldn't be absolute and unshaking when there are warning signs. Affording the head coach time, aligning the club per their vision and essentially giving them a free pass because we need to give someone time can be a folly, and a way of declining further if it's not the right person.
- Alex Ferguson: from 1.00 point-per-game in the league under Ron Atkinson to 1.48 points-per-game for the rest of the season with a 27.5% loss rate.
- Mikel Arteta: from 1.23 points-per-game in the league under Unai Emery to 1.48 points-per-game for the rest of the season with a 23.8% loss rate.
- Rubén Amorim: from 1.23 points-per-game in the league under Erik Ten Hag to 1.12 points-per-game thus far with a 50% loss rate.
While I don't envy Berrada, Wilcox et al for having to make difficult decisions, that is their remit and this summer offers us another chance to make a fresh start (with regard to the sporting director and head coaches positions in particular). Much like the summer gone by, where we failed to seize the opportunity with both hands and sealed the fate of this season before the ball had even been kicked. The higher-ups need to weight up all pros and cons, explore different possibilities, and think long and hard about the direction we want to go in. Because going in the wrong direction will have profound repercussions, now more than ever. No one will think less of them for going in a different direction, if that decision is ultimately vindicated.
He’s not well-regarded anymore.You're going to have find in my post where I said 'these' players got multiple managers sacked. What I said was they are not good enough and no manager will make them good enough. We have a well regarded young manager , let's at least give him a proper chance.
We slated Ten Hag for playing Casemiro all by himself in midfield, and also the famous donut formation. I don’t recall anyone moaning about his principles.Cult of the manager![]()
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Don’t make me laugh!
Clearly the pair of you misunderstood my post & read things as black/white and don’t look deeper and understand that their is nuance.
Couldn’t care less about Amorim, I’d have said the same if it was someone else. Reason I would be done with the club is I’m sick to the back teeth of the constant changing of managers, the players have thrown manager after manager after manager under the bus, & it doesn’t matter which set of players it is either, it always seems to happen. The club is toxic. No other club seems to have this issue. Even if we are turning into Tottenham, they don’t have this issue & can always see a change of style whenever the manager changes.
Sick of people wanting to change managers, the same happened under Ten Hag and we slated him for NOT sticking to his principles and now we’re slating Ten Hag FOR sticking to his.
Ten Hag was poor yet he was immune from criticism from a huge section of our fanbase. And now Amorim is getting the same soft treatment.
As you wrote, we’re not asking for a top 4 place but he needs to show some improvement.
He is still well regarded by the vast majority of the football world. People know the United job is a poisoned chalice and the club is a mess. Just like ETH he will get plenty of job offers if he leaves us.He’s not well-regarded anymore.
People are advocating we keep a manager who will likely have an end of season record of 8 wins in 26 league games, crashing out of the FA Cup to a loss poor Fulham, and probably getting our asses handed to us in Spain in the Europa. How on earth is that acceptable.
It seems a little disingenuous to make this comparison when Ten Hag had several years and £600 million in squad investment whilst Amorim’s had four months and Dorgu.
Being pedantic but more like 3.5 months. While juggling the festive fixtures and then getting 1 budget WB at the end of the Jan window.It seems a little disingenuous to make this comparison when Ten Hag had several years and £600 million in squad investment whilst Amorim’s had four months and Dorgu.
Exactly.. There is another thread on our current squad. How can anyone look at it and think that it is a top 4 squad. We are struggling to put 11 experienced players on the field let alone playing different formations.Being pedantic but more like 3.5 months. While juggling the festive fixtures and then getting 1 budget WB at the end of the Jan window.
But we don't do common sense here; only reactionary, hysterical takes attacking the manager's body language while gradually gaslighting each other that the squad is Top 4 quality allowed.
You don`t think the `It has to get worse before it gets better` idea applies here given the circumstances? I would have thought the board was prepared to back Amorim for longer given the way in which United has gone through 5 managers plus 2 interim ones and it`s brought United nowhere nearer to be at least looking like a force in the Premier League again.If we continue as we have been then I don't see him making Xmas this year. He'll get a preseason and a transfer window but I reckon he'll need to have this team ticking and playing well from the start of next season to see 2026.
They sacked Ten Hag midseason because they obviously expected a new manager to be able to improve things. While I'm sure they understood the new man might need time to get an upturn in form/results. I doubt the club thought things would get this bad.
Both Jurgen Klopp and Mikel Arteta joined part way thru the season. How did they fare in the league?
Klopp - moved from 10th to 8th in the League
30 matches
13 wins
9 daws
8 losses
Arteta - moved from 11th to 8th in the League
20 matches
9 wins
6 draws
5 losses
Amorim - took over with United in 13th
16 matches
5 wins
3 draws
8 losses
Y'all can compare the squads but even without the majority of this thread lately is obscene. Amorim took over a team in 13th place, which I don't think really registers for the impatient and undiscerning.
If you want to compare United to United, then here we go for mid season managers:
Solskjaer - moved United from 6th to...6th by season end
21 matches
12 wins
4 draws
5 losses
Ragnick - moved United from 7th to 6th
24 matches
10 wins
7 draws
7 losses
I just don't see how we can fairly judge Amorim until the season is over even against these comparisons and considering at what position he took over.
Good posts by both of you. I really hope those fans that want him sacked now are ignored. We can revisit whether we should be keeping him around October, November of next season. For now all of our eggs should be in the europa basket.Exactly.. There is another thread on our current squad. How can anyone look at it and think that it is a top 4 squad. We are struggling to put 11 experienced players on the field let alone playing different formations.
Can any manager come in and expected to do well with this squad? Do we have the speed to do a low block and counter-attack? Do we have the wingers to play a traditional 4-42? Are we imagining that Casemiro, Eriksen and Evans still have the legs to play full game every week in a physically demanding league?
Available experienced 11: Onana, Yoro, Maguire, Deligt, Lindelof, Evans, Dalot, Dorgu, Mazraoui, Ugarte, Bruno, Eriksen, Casemiro, Hojlund, Zirkzee, Garnacho,
Goalkeepers
Onana
Heaton INJURED
Bayindir
Graczyk (Yt)
Harrison (Yt)
Defenders/Fullbacks/Wingbacks
Yoro
Maguire
DeLigt
Martinez INJURED
Lindelof
Evans
Shaw INJURED
Dalot
Dorgu
Mazraoui
Heaven (Yt)
Midfielders
Ugarte
Bruno
Eriksen
Casemiro
Collyer (Yt)
Mainoo INJURED
Mount INJURED
Forwards
Hojlund
Zirkzee
Amad INJURED
Garnacho
Chido (Yt)
On-loan
Antony (FW)
Rashford (FW)
Sancho (FW)
Agreed, it will probably happen like in ETH case, give him the summer in hopes for a miracle, then absolutely nothing happened, we were even worse than the previous season. Only difference are the excuses, ETH had the injuries, Amorim will have the player's familiarity with the system.For all this talk of us having crap players (correct), it's a coaches job to improve players, yet every single one has regressed in the 4 months he's been at the club.
Those who are saying to give him pre season...what's two months going to do if the only thing he's shown is negativity and player regression? You seriously think training sessions with no games will suddenly flick a switch in the players like a light bulb? "Oh that's what he wants us to do, gosh I just didn't get that for the first 6 months he was telling me as there were games to be played".
Agreed, it will probably happen like in ETH case, give him the summer in hopes for a miracle, then absolutely nothing happened, we were even worse than the previous season. Only difference are the excuses, ETH had the injuries, Amorim will have the player's familiarity with the system.
But does it really matter? Amorim will have to make do with a majority of these very players, and if he can't we need someone that canTwo years and £600 million spent on players are two other pretty big differences, surely?
I think SAF was quite famous for doing great jobs with not so great teams.SAF and Ancelotti do great jobs with great teams.
It's a horrible squad, made even worse by the injuries.Exactly.. There is another thread on our current squad. How can anyone look at it and think that it is a top 4 squad. We are struggling to put 11 experienced players on the field let alone playing different formations.
Can any manager come in and expected to do well with this squad? Do we have the speed to do a low block and counter-attack? Do we have the wingers to play a traditional 4-42? Are we imagining that Casemiro, Eriksen and Evans still have the legs to play full game every week in a physically demanding league?
Available experienced 11: Onana, Yoro, Maguire, Deligt, Lindelof, Evans, Dalot, Dorgu, Mazraoui, Ugarte, Bruno, Eriksen, Casemiro, Hojlund, Zirkzee, Garnacho,
Goalkeepers
Onana
Heaton INJURED
Bayindir
Graczyk (Yt)
Harrison (Yt)
Defenders/Fullbacks/Wingbacks
Yoro
Maguire
DeLigt
Martinez INJURED
Lindelof
Evans
Shaw INJURED
Dalot
Dorgu
Mazraoui
Heaven (Yt)
Midfielders
Ugarte
Bruno
Eriksen
Casemiro
Collyer (Yt)
Mainoo INJURED
Mount INJURED
Forwards
Hojlund
Zirkzee
Amad INJURED
Garnacho
Chido (Yt)
On-loan
Antony (FW)
Rashford (FW)
Sancho (FW)
ETH was a disaster in the transfer market but, that doesn't help Amorim though as he will probably never have the chance to spend that much.Two years and £600 million spent on players are two other pretty big differences, surely?
Collyer is also injured, I think Evans as wellExactly.. There is another thread on our current squad. How can anyone look at it and think that it is a top 4 squad. We are struggling to put 11 experienced players on the field let alone playing different formations.
Can any manager come in and expected to do well with this squad? Do we have the speed to do a low block and counter-attack? Do we have the wingers to play a traditional 4-42? Are we imagining that Casemiro, Eriksen and Evans still have the legs to play full game every week in a physically demanding league?
Available experienced 11: Onana, Yoro, Maguire, Deligt, Lindelof, Evans, Dalot, Dorgu, Mazraoui, Ugarte, Bruno, Eriksen, Casemiro, Hojlund, Zirkzee, Garnacho,
Goalkeepers
Onana
Heaton INJURED
Bayindir
Graczyk (Yt)
Harrison (Yt)
Defenders/Fullbacks/Wingbacks
Yoro
Maguire
DeLigt
Martinez INJURED
Lindelof
Evans
Shaw INJURED
Dalot
Dorgu
Mazraoui
Heaven (Yt)
Midfielders
Ugarte
Bruno
Eriksen
Casemiro
Collyer (Yt)
Mainoo INJURED
Mount INJURED
Forwards
Hojlund
Zirkzee
Amad INJURED
Garnacho
Chido (Yt)
On-loan
Antony (FW)
Rashford (FW)
Sancho (FW)
But does it really matter? Amorim will have to make do with a majority of these very players, and if he can't we need someone that can
It depends on what you mean by a fair judgment.I just don't see how we can fairly judge Amorim until the season is over even against these comparisons and considering at what position he took over.
You don`t think the `It has to get worse before it gets better` idea applies here given the circumstances? I would have thought the board was prepared to back Amorim for longer given the way in which United has gone through 5 managers plus 2 interim ones and it`s brought United nowhere nearer to be at least looking like a force in the Premier League again.
And if Amorim goes by the end of this year, do you think any big name manager with proven success will agree to come? Some names have been mentioned but who is somebody that would be willing to come in the present club environment?
Good post and alludes to what I said in this thread yesterday.Exactly.. There is another thread on our current squad. How can anyone look at it and think that it is a top 4 squad. We are struggling to put 11 experienced players on the field let alone playing different formations.
Can any manager come in and expected to do well with this squad? Do we have the speed to do a low block and counter-attack? Do we have the wingers to play a traditional 4-42? Are we imagining that Casemiro, Eriksen and Evans still have the legs to play full game every week in a physically demanding league?
Available experienced 11: Onana, Yoro, Maguire, Deligt, Lindelof, Evans, Dalot, Dorgu, Mazraoui, Ugarte, Bruno, Eriksen, Casemiro, Hojlund, Zirkzee, Garnacho,
Goalkeepers
Onana
Heaton INJURED
Bayindir
Graczyk (Yt)
Harrison (Yt)
Defenders/Fullbacks/Wingbacks
Yoro
Maguire
DeLigt
Martinez INJURED
Lindelof
Evans
Shaw INJURED
Dalot
Dorgu
Mazraoui
Heaven (Yt)
Midfielders
Ugarte
Bruno
Eriksen
Casemiro
Collyer (Yt)
Mainoo INJURED
Mount INJURED
Forwards
Hojlund
Zirkzee
Amad INJURED
Garnacho
Chido (Yt)
On-loan
Antony (FW)
Rashford (FW)
Sancho (FW)
Amorim doesn't need a full new starting 11.
Literally ONLY a competent striker will make us 5 times better.
Good goalkeeper and one more good fullback will make us 10 times better.
I think with just 3 signings we can be in top 6 mix easily.
Potter did take over Chelsea mid season.Not at big clubs they didn't. In fact, Moyes and Potter both flopped at United and Chelsea respectively, and neither took over mid season without the benefit of a summer of transfers and full training regimen to prepare their squads. Nor did they have to deal with this many prominent injuries, nor the absence of any viable strikers.
The answer to your second question is obviously yes. No one thought it was going to happen with only half a season and with Ten Hag's transfers.
Amorim doesn't need a full new starting 11.
Literally ONLY a competent striker will make us 5 times better.
Good goalkeeper and one more good fullback will make us 10 times better.
I think with just 3 signings we can be in top 6 mix easily.
We're going to have to agree to disagree on this one.In well run clubs it usually isn't the manager that gets to do that though.
Come on lad, that’s a stretch.Amorim doesn't need a full new starting 11.
Literally ONLY a competent striker will make us 5 times better.
Good goalkeeper and one more good fullback will make us 10 times better.
I think with just 3 signings we can be in top 6 mix easily.
Probably need a midfielder for beside ugarte too,only problem is when we build Ruben's first eleven,we are an injury or two away from having to count on some of these bluffers again. And we will get injuries cause for some reason we buy broken players or our medical side of the club is terrible. How do Liverpool avoid injuries. We've had couple at least "key" players out at all times for last three years I reckon. We get one back another one goes. Started with Carroll on eriksen,then Shaw,varane,martinez,mount,amad and even yoro. I'm sure there's loads more.Amorim doesn't need a full new starting 11.
Literally ONLY a competent striker will make us 5 times better.
Good goalkeeper and one more good fullback will make us 10 times better.
I think with just 3 signings we can be in top 6 mix easily.
I think you'd be surprised. A world class striker who nets a minimum of 20 goals in the premier league would push us into the top half.Come on lad, that’s a stretch.
Even if that did happen, an injury or two and we are back to being a team that plays like relegation fodder.
This system needs more surgery than 3 players to even be mid table.
What's the common characteristic across all of those signings...none of them are great athletes.If we look at the 22 rebuild as you mentioned, that similar level of upheaval meant we had to make 5 major signings for £220m - Case, Eriksen, Martinez, Antony, Malacia - and also that season loaned Dubravka/Butland, Weghorst and Sabitzer.
And ultimately botching that rebuild was why we transitioned from a top four-ish squad to a bottom-half squad.
No one is blaming Amorim for ETH's mistakes. They correctly assign blame for his failure to improve performances.Recruitment under Ten Hag ruined us completely. He was trusted with a massive rebuild and we can't even name one player who has been a definite success. 99% of us wanted to do the same with Rashford and Antony and now Amorim is getting the blame. Don't get me wrong, we should still be doing better and we can't continue losing this many games but talk about being dealt a tough hand.
Nice straw man, no one is calling for Amorim to be sacked.Good posts by both of you. I really hope those fans that want him sacked now are ignored. We can revisit whether we should be keeping him around October, November of next season. For now all of our eggs should be in the europa basket.
And flopped less than Amorim despite being terrible himselfPotter did take over Chelsea mid season.