Ruben Amorim - Manchester United Head Coach

Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.

You're probably still upset that Ole was sacked eh? :lol:
 
Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.
Let me guess… you’d also have kept Ole aswell since he had an incredible start. Our leaders made the correct decision hiring a manager so quick after ETH to stop the same thing with Ole repeating.
 
Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.
Wild take…
 
Looks like Berrada mentioned he hasn’t got a work permit yet and Ashworth began hysterically laughing while saying “shit, don’t say that too loud, they might hear.”
 
Why do they look so weird?

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Nothing weird about a group of guys appreciating the fit of their boss's snug jeans as he shows them off.
 
This looks like a scene from a hypothetical Inbetweeners 3 movie set 20 years in the future where they've all actually grown up... Will's lost his hair, Neil has grown a beard and lives in Ibiza, Simon is still trying to impress Carly and thinks a turtle neck will help him accomplish that & Jay has become a slimeball salesman.
Excellent :lol:
 
Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.
Kinell, I bet you're fun at parties! :lol:
 
Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.
:lol: ETH has scarred you. Don’t worry, he’s gone now. It’ll be okay.
 
Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.
So you want Vibes FC
 
Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.
Genuinely terrifying attempt at logic on display here.
 
Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.
A bluemooner on a wind up? Surely this is a WUM???
 


As expected, makes sense. Too many cooks in the kitchen wouldn’t work - and at an is reportedly liked by a lot of the players, if they end up preferring his methods it could undermine Ruben. It’s the right decision.
 
Why do they look so weird?

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Berrada :lol: he needs two revolvers and cowboy hat, can join Clint Eastwood in the Wild West.
Ashworth, like teenager standing next to his crush, she burped, he aplauded and laughed out loud.
Wilcoxs, "don't know what to say, so will just look down nervously and play ping pong in my pants".
Amorim, "look at those weird fans, are they youtubers, can we get inside, I'm cold and don't understand what they are saying. When will I meet United's COO and SD and TD"?
 
Words like "philosophy", "process", "system" etc just mostly translate into "I want to play Guardiola's type of football but can't so have to bore my team's fans to death and take us into negative goal difference until everyone has had enough.

Would have rather had Ruud here than this guy after Ruud's start and now that he's sacked Ruud then I've lost even more confidence in him.
Cheers for the insight.