The weird thing is these players are flailing at the basics. It’s not some complicated shit they can’t wrap their tiny little brains around. Not remembering how to pass a football when you are in the best league in the world is shocking. Not jumping for a ball in your own box - I mean, what the feck is that? It’s for nothing to do with wingbacks and everything to do with these players having football amnesia.
11 randos in the park on a Sunday would come up with a plan how to play, but it’s like Amorim has tried to change they way they breathe (which he hasn’t). How close is he to losing the dressing room?
And what is his actual plan? 5221? That’s people standing around on some grass. What is the fecking plan? Onana rolls it to DeLigt, DeLigt goes forward 10 yards, passes wide to Dalot, Dalot checks then passes all the way back to Onana. Hoof up to the other team.
Let’s say magically we get the ball up around the final third — then what? What is Dalot or Mazraoui supposed to do? Early cross, get to the bye line, whip in a low cross, hard ball to feet — what? And on the end of this, what. Was he really expecting Zirkzee to become a fox in the box when even a casual viewing of his high shows he’s anything but that kind of player? With inverted forwards and inverted wingbacks no one can cross the fecking ball while running. They have to stop, check onto their better foot, then play an inswinging late ball at a forward who can’t head, control, or shoot a ball with the defense already in place and waiting.
Without Dr. Erratic (Bruno) in the team we have zero personnel who can knot this dysfunctional set up together, as we just witnessed. I fully blame Amorim for the shitshow against Newcastle. Think about it: are fans, pundits, and oppos able to say “well at least Amorim played the best possible XI in their most comfortable roles”? He didn’t even select the best XI, nevermind their positions.
We don’t have wingbacks, Amorim. I know you think we do, but putting a cow in the stable doesn’t make it a horse. Likewise, Putting Dalot and Mazraoui in roles they can’t do is not going to work - simple as. I get it, he wants a painful birthing experience for his baby, but you do not have the players at your disposal to execute this plan. With Bruno and Ugarte out this should have been damage control, sit deep, hit them on the counter, and no one would blame you. Instead, he tried to go swashbuckling attack with a slow central midfield duo who were easily outclassed and overran. And you can’t tell the keeper to ping balls up to a target man who isn’t a target man, has no one running off him, and who would probably have a brick get all squirrelly and slip away from him if he tried to control it. Why not just try to fly a plane without any fecking wings?
feck!