Nicked from a sunderland forum,
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to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody
(The Roy Keane-ian Rhapsody)
Oh dear, I just kicked a man
Theres a screw loose in my head,
I went and tried to break his leg,
Bugger, the seasons just begun,
But now, I've gone and thrown it all away,
The Nevilles are Poo -ooh -ooh - ooh,
They just make me want to sigh,
We'd be better off with Hattie Jacques or Kenneth Williams,
From Carry on, Camping,
The whole teams just in tatters.
Its too late, my crime is done,
Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
Now he's aching all the time,
Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
Got to leave the squad behind, I'm in a mood.
Veron, is poo, yes its true,
He doesn't seem to try,
I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
Laurent Blanc, Laurent Blanc,
Is he on a bleedin go slow ?
Wes Brown and Phillip Neville, those stupid dolts can't
frighten a flea,
WHERE IS RIO ?, where is rio?,
WHERE IS RIO?, where is rio?,
Laurent's too slow, (slow, slow, slow)
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
* He's just a headcase who walked out on his country,
Spare us the whines of his gaffer, if you please.
Here it comes, Open goal,
Diego Forlan, He must score. HE WILL NOT.
** NO, He will not ever score.
Let him score, HE WILL NOT,
He will not ever score.
Let him score, HE WILL NOT,
He will not ever score.
Let him score, Don't think he'll ever score,
Don't think he'll get a single goal, (goal, goal, goal)
Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
What do you mean he's stubbed his toe ?
Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
So you think I abuse refs and spit in their eyes,
Do you think that I like it that I am despised ?
Or maybe, Even though I seem crazy,
I'm just a stupid lout, just a stupid lout, out of beer.
All the guys I've clattered, even poor Alfie,
My reputation's shattered,
I just feel the need to batter, don't you see ?
Anyway now where did Mick go ?
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to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody
(The Roy Keane-ian Rhapsody)
Oh dear, I just kicked a man
Theres a screw loose in my head,
I went and tried to break his leg,
Bugger, the seasons just begun,
But now, I've gone and thrown it all away,
The Nevilles are Poo -ooh -ooh - ooh,
They just make me want to sigh,
We'd be better off with Hattie Jacques or Kenneth Williams,
From Carry on, Camping,
The whole teams just in tatters.
Its too late, my crime is done,
Tried to mangle Alfie's spine,
Now he's aching all the time,
Goodbye Mick McCarthy, I've got to go,
Got to leave the squad behind, I'm in a mood.
Veron, is poo, yes its true,
He doesn't seem to try,
I sometimes wish he'd never been bought at all.
I see a little packaged sandwich filled with prawns,
Laurent Blanc, Laurent Blanc,
Is he on a bleedin go slow ?
Wes Brown and Phillip Neville, those stupid dolts can't
frighten a flea,
WHERE IS RIO ?, where is rio?,
WHERE IS RIO?, where is rio?,
Laurent's too slow, (slow, slow, slow)
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
* He's just a headcase who walked out on his country,
Spare us the whines of his gaffer, if you please.
Here it comes, Open goal,
Diego Forlan, He must score. HE WILL NOT.
** NO, He will not ever score.
Let him score, HE WILL NOT,
He will not ever score.
Let him score, HE WILL NOT,
He will not ever score.
Let him score, Don't think he'll ever score,
Don't think he'll get a single goal, (goal, goal, goal)
Oh where is Rio? where is Rio ?
What do you mean he's stubbed his toe ?
Beelzebub take the Nevilles from my side, Oh Please ?
Oh Please, Oh Pleeeeeeeaaaase?
So you think I abuse refs and spit in their eyes,
Do you think that I like it that I am despised ?
Or maybe, Even though I seem crazy,
I'm just a stupid lout, just a stupid lout, out of beer.
All the guys I've clattered, even poor Alfie,
My reputation's shattered,
I just feel the need to batter, don't you see ?
Anyway now where did Mick go ?
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