1. Inoculations
2. Stab proof vest
3. File to file down the wheel nuts on your motor
4. Better still, leave your motor at home
5. Scratch that, burn your motor before you leave
6. Tie your shoe laces in double knots
7. Get your Granny to sew up your pockets
8. Get your Granny a flight to Afghanistan (where she’s safer)
9. Don’t try and do a Scouse accent to blend in, Dipper fans don’t have Scouse accents
10.Don’t wear any clothes made after 1989, dead giveaway that
2. Stab proof vest
3. File to file down the wheel nuts on your motor
4. Better still, leave your motor at home
5. Scratch that, burn your motor before you leave
6. Tie your shoe laces in double knots
7. Get your Granny to sew up your pockets
8. Get your Granny a flight to Afghanistan (where she’s safer)
9. Don’t try and do a Scouse accent to blend in, Dipper fans don’t have Scouse accents
10.Don’t wear any clothes made after 1989, dead giveaway that