Redcafe's Indian spastics offer a grovelling apology to the Ambassador for Bangladesh

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Let's begin with a quick recap of some of the shit that's been posted on this forum.

amolbhatia100 said:
Haha we're going to embaress Bangla at the world cup. Who gave this untalented bunch test status?
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amolbhatia100 said:
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We've won it before you moron. We just gave you that status out of pity. Also your people love to watch their country lose at something miserbaly all the time, so its a money making move.
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amolbhatia100 said:
Spoony does know his cricket. You my friend do not. This thread is making me laugh, you're embaressing yourself in the same way Bangladesh do everytime they put out their pathetic little cricket team for an international match. You're trying to argue with me how we arent good at the game! :lol:

This is one for the classics. Oh and Ganguly was brilliant, and would probably be your best bowler.
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Sultan said:
Saturday, 17 March 2007

ICC World Cup

Trinidad, 13:30

No contest.
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crappycraperson said:
Should be an easy win.
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Amol you can go first. The rest can follow in an orderly manner. Your apologies should contain the following:

a) A short but meaningful tribute to me, Melbourne Red, Redcafe's Ambassador for Bangladesh
b) A brief word about the intrinsic superiority of Bengalis in general
c) An empassioned whinge about how shit your team is
d) A gracious admission about how fecking good ours is

Take it away lads, the floor's yours.

And put some grovel into it cnuts.
 
:lol:

Can India do an England by having players off Bangladesh playing Tests for them and dropping them after a single match realising how shite they actually are when they do not play against India and continue to be shite themselves?
 
Congratulations Bangladesh. You have a team I envy as a Pakistani (and that's saying something). You have talented, fresh batsmen, good bowlers, seemingly no nepotism/corruption and a fantastic work ethic. Hats off.

Its not that India played particularly poorly, its just Bangladesh took their opportunities and held their nerve.
 
In case any of you don't find the time to post in this thread in between burning effigies of Greg Chapell and throwing yourselves off bridges, I've taken the time to compose your posts for you.
amolbhatiboy8923482342342 said:
:lol::lol::lol:

i'm so compleetly unruffled by this resul.

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no really. this result is macking me laugh alot

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i cant remember the last time i laughed such alot

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i mean just look at the number of little green smilies ive posted

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Donado said:
I can't believe what I've just seen. I'm so terribly disheartened.

Not because of the result of course, I can just change teams anyway. I've done that before you know.

But I've just realised I've got a hairline like Aftab Ahmed :(

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Sultan said:
Congratulations to Bangladesh. And a personal congratulations to you Melbourne Red. I have a lot of time for you. I think we should look at the positives and try and use this result to spread peace and love in the world
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Fair play Sults. I have a lot of time for you too.
 
Ho ho! I thought todays games would be crap. Trust them not to be given I hardly got to watch any of them! My congrats to Bangladesh, they've done England before so they have a history for this...
 
yea yeah...
On a serious note, you lot got some really good young talent coming up.
Congrats on a great perfomance
 
Hehe..congrats to Bangla..

I had a feeling this would happen.
 
congrats to the bungies, you did well.

im probably gonna have to follow you lot now that pak are out.


i see that the numerous wonderful performances you're boys have been giving in the youth WCs have finally borne fruit for you lot, pity the same could not be said of our lot (hopefully the embarrassment of our WC "campaign" may lead to a cull, so that the winners of the tourneys where you came second and third in, can finally be given a chance to shine at the top...)...
 
:lol: Knew this would happen.Now Fans will take it to the streets here.Abuse the players in front of their houses.There will be a total outcry in the media.Thats what happened last time when we lost the first match to Holland if I remember well.
 
Melbourne Red said:
b) A brief word about the intrinsic superiority of Bengalis in general
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yup .. ganguly was good yesterday ,,
by far the best indian batsman :smirk:
 
Well done Bangladesh. You've done well to answer the critics.
I didn't watch the match, because I'been watching Premiership. But I''ve heard that it indians were outclassed by them.


Kudos to you.................

NB : I hate cricket.
 
Well done to Bangladesh, didnt put a foot wrong. The indian team was embaressing, absolutely disgraceful performance. The big difference was the attitude, the Bangladeshi's were positive and played with no fear whereas we just werent up for it, showed zero aggression and seemed to expect Bangladesh to cripple rather than us actually making things happen.

Btw, how does this points carried over to the next round work? Is it based on the overall points or the points gained against the other team thats qualified with you from youre group?
 
If you beat the team who qualify along with you to the super 8 you get the bonus shit.
 
Donado said:
If you beat the team who qualify along with you to the super 8 you get the bonus shit.
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Killer, so if we beat Lanka and fulfill the net run rate requirements, we go through. Should have been playing Bermuda last, would have increased our chances. Anyhoo its a tough ask beating Lanka after this performance but you never know, we got battered by Australia in the first match of the last world cup i think getting bowled out for 125, and we've beaten Lanka a lot of late.
 
The Bangladeshi Foreign Ministry is not satisfied with the level of grovelling from Amolbhatiboy. Much like the collection of shitkickers he idolises, he just wasn't up to the expected standard.

Redouble your efforts.
 
Melbourne Red said:
The Bangladeshi Ministry is not satisfied with the level of grovelling from Amolbhatiboy. Much like the collection of shitkickers he idolises, he just wasn't up to the expected standard.

Redouble your efforts.
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Hehe you actually think you're funny. feck off Bangla, you beat Pakistan last time, and you've been your rubbish selves ever since, nothings going to change.
 
I bet Amol regrets being such a clueless fecking cretin. What he'd give to retract all those ill-considered and condescending boasts. It's certainly blown up in his face.

Amol is like a brash, young and over-confident gayboy who walks into a casting office expecting to be given the starring role in a major Bollywood film. He makes a point of telling anyone who'll listen about how he he's going to be the World's biggest fashion icon and the idol of every hormonally charged female in the subcontinent.

Much to his chagrin, the production at hand turns out to be a Japanese-style Bukkake feature starring eleven of the most well-hung Bengalis they could find. After several tortuous hours of run throughs and re-takes, Amol walks out humiliated with his ego damaged, his spirit broken and his face, nose, chin and bitch-tits covered in gooey Bengali man-batter.

Bad luck Amol.
 
Melbourne Red said:
I bet Amol regrets being such a clueless fecking cretin. What he'd give to retract all those ill-considered and condescending boasts. It's certainly blown up in his face.
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Yes i'm just gutted at how all those comments of mine on an internet forum are coming back to haunt me.
 
And it didn't end there for this brash, young and over-confident gayboy because it wasn't long before evidence of his humiliation was presented on the internet. 'AMOL BHATIBOY: BUKKAKE QUEEN' flashed the marquee banner for all to see. He had been well and truly tarred and feathered. Actually he had been torn and man-battered, but the point still stands. He could see their leering faces. Mocking him. Pitying him. Marvelling at what an utter fecking retard he was.
'Why oh why did I tell all those people I was going to Bollywood' he asked himself. He winced as he recalled all those horrible things he'd said about the Bengali film industry.

'Haha we're going to embaress Bangla at the MTV Indian Film Awards. Who gave this untalented bunch a film license?'
'They must have given them their licenses out of pity. Their people love to watch their Film Industry fail miserbaly all the time, so its a money making move.'
'Their films are making me laugh, they're embarrassing themselves in the same way India do when their pathetic little cricket team gets put to the slaughter by Bangladesh in an international match'

'Well I'll show them!' he thought, warming up his fingers to type out a stinging rebuke.
Colon. L. O. L. Colon.
'Hah! That'll leave them reeling!' he said out loud, smiling to himself. But it wasn't enough. It needed something more to really drive a stake through their hearts. And with that he delivered this final sarcastic upper cut.
Amolbhatiboy928323423892334 said:
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Yes i'm just gutted at how all those comments of mine, as well my humiliating Japanese style Bukkake facial fiesta on the internet, are coming back to haunt me.
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Poor performance by us. Bangladesh got on top early with quick wickets and didn't let the pressure or situation get to them the rest of the game. Well done. Personally, I don't think it was a fluke either...they're a young team and have a good future ahead.
 
I don't really understand whats going on here? Has someone called Bangles lost something?

Infact someone just highlight the caf posters I should be laughing at, I want to join in.
 
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