KM
I’m afraid I just blue myself
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RI's Bastards (now featuring Tendlya)
Well I call them Bastards but a couple of nice guys have crept in because I won too much and they’re too good. Even so the core of the team is still there – Smith, McGrath, Kumble, Streak are all hard men and sore losers. As I’ve said before, Dujon’s never played in a losing series.
Bowling at Stretch’s team, I’ll expect a quick breakthrough from. Dilshan’s a bit of a chancer in tests at his best and after keeping for ages, he’s not going to last too long. The middle-order’s good but nothing to really fear. Both Younis Khan and Tillekaratne are suspect against quality pace. Amla’s the main man but i’ve got the bowling to deal with it. High quality seam (McGrath and Nash), swing(Streak), bounce (McMillan) and spin (Kumble) coupled with partnership breakers in Clarke, Sehwag, Tendulkar and Aravinda.
I acknowledge I’m up against a quality bowling attack. I do however have a batting line-up packed with superstars. An awesome opening partnership in Sehwag and Smith and probably the best middle order now in the draft with quality players of spin to deal with Murali. On top of that, I’m going to get a few lives with Dilshan behind the stumps and a few extra runs as he struggles to keep to the likes of Steyn, Bishop and Lee.
Overall I think my batting line-up is clearly better while he shades the bowling. However he’s handicapped his bowling with a keeper who’s barely ever kept in tests while I’ve supported mine with one of greatest of all time. Plus I have that X-factor - my team just hates losing.
The XI
1. Graeme Smith (c)
2. Virender Sehwag
3. Brian McMillan
4. Sachin Tendulkar
5. Michael Clarke
6. Aravinda de Silva
7. Jeff Dujon (wk)
8. Heath Streak
9. Dion Nash
10. Anil Kumble (vc)
11. Glenn McGrath
Batting
Opening – Smith and Sehwag are easily the best opening partnership in the draft. Smith (8000 runs at 50) is probably the best opener of the last decade while Sehwag (8100 at 51) is the most explosive batsman in world cricket. Nice left and right combination as well.
Middle Order - At 3 I’ve got Brian McMillan who didn’t bat there too often but was a technically perfect middle order batsman accumulating 2000 runs with an average of 40. Then comes the deluge. Sachin Tendulkar has 15,000 runs at an unbelievable 55 followed by stroke players Clarke(6000 at 49) and deSilva (6300 at 43). They’re both quality players of spin and importantly for me in the middle get their runs quickly.
Lower Order Okay its 350 for 5 and you’ve made it past my devastating opening partnership and my awesome middle order. Can you breathe a sigh of relief? No...because Dujon at 7 is a strokeplayer averaging 32 with 5 centuries, Streak and Nash are almost allrounders with averages of 22 and 23. Anil Kumble at 10 has a fecking test century and 5 fifties and was the usual nightwatchman for India. You’ll get McGrath quickly enough I suppose if you make it that far.
Bowling
Glenn McGrath…I’m not even going to talk about except to say 563 wickets at 21 point fecking 6. Heath Streak was a one-man attack for Zimbabwe and a superb swing bowler with 216 wickets at 28. Dion Nash when not injured or smoking pot was a lively bowler who got 93 wickets at 28. Big Mac was a very underrated allrounder…international cricket came a little late for him in his career but he still managed 74 wickets at 34 always hitting the deck hard and making batsmen uncomfortable with his bounce. Now my spin option - Kumble has 619 wickets and every legspinner’s trick in the book plus some he's invented. An interesting thing about my team – I have 4 part-timers all decent quality – Clarke, Sehwag, Tendulkar and Aravinda. feck’s sake, even Smith has a few wickets.
One thing you’ll note about the bowlers is that they won’t shirk long spells. There’s not one among them that needs to be mothered and bowled in short spells.
Dujon’s one of the all-time great keepers and an incredible athlete. Personally, I think McMillan’s the best slip fielder I have ever seen.
Smith’s captain and I have a bunch to choose from for Vice-Captain. Streak, Clarke and deSilva were all possibilities. I went with Kumble in the end because I think he’ll be a perfect complement for Smith’s aggression and impulsiveness.