Red Tides School of goalkeeping - Updated with Lesson Two

[Red Tide]

Lesson 1.

When clearing a back pass don't pass the ball to an opposition player.

Tune in tomorrow for lesson two, where i will teaching you how not to deal with a cross

 

[Jens]

be sure to send tomorrow´s lesson to

liverpool fc
mr sander westerveld
anfield road
liverpool l4 0th

 

[Knoxy]

Lesson 2

When sliding out to claim the ball, only hang onto it if there are no opposition players around, if there are, let it go immediately, otherwise you may give away a penalty....

 

[Jens]

Originally posted by Knoxy:
<strong>Lesson 2

When sliding out to claim the ball, only hang onto it if there are no opposition players around, if there are, let it go immediately, otherwise you may give away a penalty....

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also make sure that you get rid of the ball before you slide out of the box cos you might be sent off if not

 

[Fergiesarmy]

lesson 3, to prove what a good goalkeeper u are get your medals out and compare it with liverpools

world cup
european cup
premiership medal

cant be that bad then huh

 

[Knoxy]

Originally posted by Jens:
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also make sure that you get rid of the ball before you slide out of the box cos you might be sent off if not</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Oh I see <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" />

 

[Jens]

Originally posted by Knoxy:
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<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Oh I see <img src="graemlins/houllier.gif" border="0" alt="[Houllier]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>


dont you think that that´s an important part of goalkeeping? to tell the keeper the hes only allowed to use his hands in the box?

 

[Knoxy]

Originally posted by Jens:
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dont you think that that´s an important part of goalkeeping? to tell the keeper the hes only allowed to use his hands in the box?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I agree, although how this relates to Barthez fumbling his attempt to grab the ball is beyond me. He wasn't sliding out of the area, and to try and defend his mistake by claiming he was, really is the height of self delusion.

 

[MerseyReds]

Originally posted by Fergiesarmy:
<strong>lesson 3, to prove what a good goalkeeper u are get your medals out and compare it with liverpools

world cup
european cup
premiership medal

cant be that bad then huh

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Lesson 3b:

To self-assess, compare former achievements with the defence you played behind. (left to right)

Lizarazu, Blanc (31 years), Desailly, Thuram

vs

Sylvestre, Blanc (35), Brown, Neville

'nuff said...

 

[Red Tide]

Originally posted by Fergiesarmy:
<strong>lesson 3, to prove what a good goalkeeper u are get your medals out and compare it with liverpools

world cup
european cup
premiership medal

cant be that bad then huh

</strong><hr></blockquote>

How did his medals help you against Arsenal on Sunday

 

[Red Tide]

Originally posted by Jens:
<strong>be sure to send tomorrow´s lesson to

liverpool fc
mr sander westerveld
anfield road
liverpool l4 0th</strong><hr></blockquote>

Jens in case you did'nt know Westerveld is'nt Liverpools No.1, he is'nt even our No.2

 

[Red Tide]

Lesson 2

Only come out for a cross/long throw if you've got any chance of getting it, otherwise you'll make yourself look like a muppet when the opposition scores.


Tune in tomorrow for lesson three where i'll be teaching you how not to run into your defenders leaving your goal open when trying to get to the ball.

 

[rz99]

When is the lesson "having 2 keepers is better than one" going to be?---You know the one about having another keeper "masquerade" as a cb?

 

[Jens]

Originally posted by Red Tide:
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Jens in case you did'nt know Westerveld is'nt Liverpools No.1, he is'nt even our No.2</strong><hr></blockquote>

i know, but sander was hardly solid at picking up crosses

 

[Red Tide]

Originally posted by Jens:
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i know, but sander was hardly solid at picking up crosses</strong><hr></blockquote>

Thats true, which is one of the reasons why we'll never see him in a Liverpool shirt again

 

[Davo]

Originally posted by Red Tide:
<strong>Lesson 2

Only come out for a cross/long throw if you've got any chance of getting it, otherwise you'll make yourself look like a muppet when the opposition scores.


Tune in tomorrow for lesson three where i'll be teaching you how not to run into your defenders leaving your goal open when trying to get to the ball.</strong><hr></blockquote>


<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

class...

They'll be crying in a bit...

 

[lyonariff]

Originally posted by Jens:
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also make sure that you get rid of the ball before you slide out of the box cos you might be sent off if not</strong><hr></blockquote>

TBH, when I was watching that, I'd also thought he was going to slide out.

 

[Richter]

Dudek im having a laugh now.