Welcome tards and tardettes too the 2011 Redcafe VGA awards.
After months of lengthy gaming and many pairs of soiled underwear, Caf posters have voted for what they consider, the best video games of 2011.
Tonights proceedings start of with the best online gaming experience of 2011:
Best Online:
1: Battlefield 3: 6p
2: Fifa 12: 4p
3: Dark Souls, Modern Warfare 3, Gears of war 3: 3p
Best Platformer:
1: Rayman Origins: 2p
2: Outland, Super Mario 3D Land: 1p
Best Racing:
Best Racing
1: Forza 4, F1 2011: 4p
2. Driver San Francisco: 3p
3: Motor Storm Apocalypse, Dirt 3: 1p
Best Fighter:
1: Mortal Kombat: 4p
2: Fight Night: 2p
3: King of Fighters XIII, SFIIHD Online, Super Street Fighter 3D Edition: 1p
Best Action/Adventure:
1: Uncharted 3: 15p
2: Skyrim: 2p
3: Arkham City, Saints Row 3, Bullet Storm, Dues Ex, Portal 2, Zelda Skyward Sword, Yakuza 4: 1p
Best RPG:
1: Skyrim: 10p
2: Darksouls, Dues Ex: 3p
3. Xenoblade Chronicles
Best Sport:
1: Fifa 12: 12p
2: FM2012, NBA 2k 11: 2p
3: Pes2012, MLB the show, Fight Night C, NHL12 : 1p
Best Shooter:
1: Battlefield 3: 7p
2: Modern Warfare 3: 4p
3: Gears of War, Dues Ex III: 3p
Best Graphics:
1: Uncharted 3: 9p
2: Rage, Battlefield 3: 4p
1: Skyrim: 3p
Best Character:
1: Nathan Drake (Uncharted 3): 5p
2: Wheatley (Portal 2): 2p
3: Cole Phelps (Noire), Burt Reynolds (SR3), Cutter (Uncharted 3), Ezio Auditore ( Assassins Creed Revelations), The Joker (Batman Arkham City), John Tanner (Driver San Francisco), Cave Johnson (Portal), Marcus Fenix (Gears of War 3), Deathspank (Baconing): 1p
Golden pile of shit award (worst game of 2011)
1: Duke Nukem Forever: 6p
2: Homefront, Test Drive Unlimited: 2p
3: Rugby World cup, Ace Combat Horizon, LA Noire, Rise of Nightmares, Modern Warfare 3, Brink: 1p
Marchi award: This award is dedicated to game developers who’ve managed to cheat gamers out of hard earned money, for games that neither improve a series, or show significant improvement over average games.
Last years title was claimed by 2k games for their shameful stuck together version of Mafia 2.
This years award is shared by two racing titles.
The first recipient of this award, has blatantly gone out of its way to pillage a once famous racing title for all it worth. Now resorting to selling two games a year, Electronic Arts has finally put the nails in the coffin of Need for Speed. The run was another shameful attempt to reboot a series thats already dead.
The second recipients own name is quite ironic in that in no point in time, does it reflect the quality of their product. Of course it might be too hard to wish for a bug free game, but atleast show some improvement on a previous title. Codemasters shameful development of F1 2011 shows just how far a developer is willing to drain the cash cow without spending a cent further on development costs. New features papered over what was effectively the same game as the year before. On the ps3, it was worse.
Biggest Disappointment:
1: LA Noire: 6p
2: Arkham City: 3p
3: Dead Island, Ace Combat: Assault Horizon: 2p
And now the game Redcafe has voted game of the year!
1: Skyrim: 7.5p
2. Uncharted 3: 6p
3. Darksouls: 3p
And last but not least, this award is given to the most popular game voted by redcafe. This award is decided by tallying up all the votes 'not including votes for worst and most disappointing' for specific titles.
The award for 2011 goes to!
'if you replace the lyrics for Uncharted 3'
1: Uncharted 3: 35p
2: Skyrim : 22.5 p
3: Fifa 12: 17p
1: Uncharted 3: 35p
2: Skyrim : 22.5 p
3: Fifa 12: 17p
That concludes the Red Cafe VGA 2011. Here's too new and exciting games for 2012!